Will be heading back only on the 3rd of jan due to foreseen circumstances.

Is knocked down and out by his cough and flu. No meds, no rest is not very smart.


I'm dying T.T

Wanna join my LAG party?

heng mao! heng mao! heng mao heng mao!

LAN party became a LAG party because my internet line could not support 4 pc's at a go. Ditinggal untuk mati is one hell of a game with high requirements but it feels worse than playing RA3 when it's lagging.

and RA3 suck balls..........bad

Loo, Danny and mou huang eventually started dissing my lappie till it crashed. Sensitive bitch i have here i see. Time for a change. Intergrated graphics is a big no-no. It's so useless it's like Bush with his presidency.

Next target : Hp pavillion.

Because ASUS and VAIO is way overpriced and only rich people pay more for the same product. ;-)

So we played left 4 dead for awhile, hearing 3 gunshots for every pressed and in the words of danny agreed upon by loo:

Example 1
danny: Wow for the first time i can see them cumming!
loo : Yar wei!

Example 2
danny: Lol, u can melee tank...
loo: im Dead! im Dead!


We finally left left 4 dead to rot in the lag and went to play dota which yours truly has not touched for many months.

Alas, because Asus sucks, loo went to salivate on my couch leaving the 3 of us to defend by ourselves. And defend we did, til 0630 this morning.

And so on boxing day where there should be more sales, im sitting at home zombie-ing away due to lack of sleep. Office calls started coming as early as 9.30 and just ceased for lunch.

Fucking chinamans dont know how to rest!!!!


******************

I confidently drove all the way to the petrol station to buy newspapers. I entered the mart and look around for the news stand.

Hmmm, it's missing.

Maybe they are hiding it.

So i asked the fat lady at the counter if there's a copy of The Star hiding under her clothes. She shook her hand and told me, " The start tarak, hari ini, semua surat khabar tarak"

It's boxing day man. It's boxing day.

Merry Xmas

Merry

Christmas

Everyone

!!!

B!tch.....

I lost my Gucci phone strap.

I'm Fucked.

I'm planning to buy another.

Are you a cow?

Sometimes i stare in amazement, sometimes in awe and sometimes, a feeling of sadness and pity fills my heart. These cows trudging slowly one behind another always following the pack. It's not like they don't have a choice, they do. But they still are only just cows.

Open your eyes the next time you visit the cinemas, i might just be describing you.

No i didnt say that just to spite you, deep inside you, you might just be a cow.

Okay, when everyone is exiting the cinema hall, just keep walking until you find yourself stuck in a human congestion. You look forward and you find out it because of the two-doored door ahead. It's opened on the LEFT and people trudge slowly through careful not to bang into other people and the door.

Now be honest, are you a COW?

I don't go to the cinemas very often but i've been seen my fair share of cows and every time, i stare at them in amazement, sometimes in awe and wonder and sometimes pity. i cant blame them, they're just being who they really are. Drones no wait, COWS... who cannot think for themselves and just follow the majority blindly leaving the right side which can be opened and thus easing the movement, untouched solely because it LOOKED like it's lock.

It's called the 'Herd Mentality', where people refuse to think and just follow the majority. I dont understand really. God gave you a brain yet you seem to prove that it does not exist in you. Oh wait, atheist might disagree. Okay okay, your monkey ancestors gave you a brain but you chose to have peanuts instead! Why? WHY????

I can't bring myself to call these people stupid because you who is reading might just be like one of those.

But then again they arent being stupid or doing it on purpose, they are just being who they really are.

I forgot to mention that im not saying EVEYRONE is like that, it's just that 90% of society is. Cheers to fellow 10% who arent acting like COWS!

Amen!
Allahu Akhbar!
Amitabha!

Stupidity transcends religion.

I'm so fucking pissed. Why is it always like that?

愛在記憶中找你 - Drive of life OST

我情愿我狠心憎你
我還在記憶中找你

愛(oi) 在(joi) 記(gei) 憶(yik) 中(jung) 找(jaau) 你(nei) [The Drive of Life sub] - Raymond Lam

我(ngoh) 對(dui) 你(nei) 　 這(je) 一(yat) 生(sang) 　 哪(na) 個(goh) 可(hoh) 比(bei)
我(ngoh) 與(yue) 你(nei) 　 差(cha) 一(yat) 些(se) 　 永(wing) 遠(yuen) 一(yat) 起(hei)
邂(haai) 逅(hau) 時(si) 間(gaan) 場(cheung) 地(dei) 　
似(chi) 連(lin) 場(cheung) 好(ho) 戲(hei)
要(yiu) 自(ji) 何(hoh) 頁(yip) 說(suet) 起(hei)

愛(oi) 太(taai) 重(chung) 　 深(sam) 呼(foo) 吸(kap) 　 欠(him) 缺(kuet) 空(hung) 氣(hei)
愛(oi) 太(taai) 美(mei) 　 輕(hing) 輕(hing) 的(dik) 　 卻(keuk) 載(joi) 不(bat) 起(hei)
愛(oi) 情(ching) 來(loi) 到(do) 時(si) 候(hau) 　 似(chi) 明(ming) 媚(mei) 天(tin) 氣(hei)
它(ta) 走(jau) 了(liu) 　 突(dat) 然(yin) 驟(jaau) 變(bin) 雪(suet) 落(lok) 雨(yue) 飛(fei)

＊ 如(yue) 果(gwoh) 可(hoh) 以(yi) 恨(han) 你(nei) 　
全(chuen) 力(lik) 痛(tung) 恨(han) 你(nei)
連(lin) 遇(yue) 上(seung) 亦(yik) 要(yiu) 躲(doh) 避(bei)
無(mo) 非(fei) 想(seung) （ 要(yiu) ） 放(fong) 下(ha) 你(nei) 　
還(waan) 是(si) 掛(gwa) 念(nim) 你(nei)
誰(sui) 又(yau) 會(wooi) 及(kap) 我(ngoh) 傷(seung) 悲(bei)
前(chin) 事(si) 最(jui) 怕(pa) 有(yau) 人(yan) 提(tai) 起(hei)
就(jau) 算(suen) 怎(jam) 麼(moh) 伸(san) 盡(jun) 手(sau) 臂(bei)
我(ngoh) 們(moon) 亦(yik) 有(yau) 一(yat) 些(se) 距(kui) 離(lei) ＊

你(nei) 太(taai) 遠(yuen) 　 該(goi) 怎(jam) 麼(moh) 　 說(suet) 對(dui) 不(bat) 起(hei)
你(nei) 太(taai) 近(gan) 　 一(yat) 轉(juen) 身(san) 　 卻(keuk) 已(yi) 高(go) 飛(fei)
快(faai) 樂(lok) 也(ya) 許(hui) 太(taai) 短(duen) 　
似(chi) 場(cheung) 流(lau) 星(sing) 雨(yue)
一(yat) 眨(jaap) 眼(ngaan) 　
就(jau) 如(yue) 幻(waan) 覺(gok) 怕(pa) 又(yau) 記(gei) 起(hei)

Repeat ＊ （ ＊ ）

我(ngoh) 情(ching) 愿(yuen) 我(ngoh) 狠(han) 心(sam) 憎(jang) 你(nei)
我(ngoh) 還(waan) 在(joi) 記(gei) 憶(yik) 中(jung) 找(jaau) 你(nei)

If you aint got no money take your broke ass home!

went out for lunch today solely based on one reason:


dad was bored.

Bounced....

So you're all dressed up on a saturday night for a night out with some of your boys. You get into your jeans and put on a pair of slick clothes. You spray some cologne and rub a bit more onto your neck to make sure you smell good.

It was either Nike orAdidas since you dont own no louis vitton or Gucci. Adidas would serve you for tonite.

You get out from the car and head into the club. The guy before you got in without a moment pause and you walk casually behind him only to..

DENIED!

Bounced!

Come again? Sir, show me your i.c. please.

You're underaged sir, this club's for 23 and above only.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. Just because you earn a meager RM1200 per month for bouncing people doesnt give you the right to bounce people who look better and younger than you. You fat malay shit.

Sometimes having a young face really bust your balls up. Bitch!

Heaven or Hell?

What would you say if i told you that your imagination of hell is flawed? That hell is just as much of a paradise as Heaven is imagined to be? That your actions or inactions will not be judged in the afterlife?

Blasphemous? Heresy?

Im gonna use christianity in the following as it describes heaven and hell as total opposites, good vs evil.

If you dont hv a good imagination, stop reading.

What do you think if i said that the fallen archangel(i forgot his name) a.k.a. satan had not betrayed God and was not banished from heaven but was elevated into a position of God's direct opposite?

McCrazy?

If God is almighty, all powerful, and all powerful as stated in the bible, would he not hv known that his closest aide would betray him? Or do we deem God to be just like us mortals, trusting those closest to us who are in the most favourable position to betray?

I'd think not!

They key to all things is not a 100% of something but the harmonisation and balance of everything! So, for there to be good, there has to be evil for good or evil is only just a relativity.

What makes a good, good? And what makes an evil, evil? How do you know?

Who are you comparing with when you said that guy is good or that he's evil? You would say, you're comparing him from your knowledge of others or the realisation of things. What then is the benchmark of good? And where did your knowledge or realisation of that come from?

God had foreseen the prospects of allowing only good to roam in the hearts of men and what he saw displeases him. He saw everything good and perfect. He saw happiness and joy.....

He saw Heaven.

And so he created an imperfect world, a world less mundane than Heaven. A world less predictable. A world different from the one he resides in! Where the choices and decisions where not his to make and all that he could do was to watch. Like a fan watching a game, an audience watching an opera.

In this imperfect world, God spread word to his imperfect inhabitants teaching them not how things should be but how good things should be. God has created a comparision which we did not notice and we took what was fed to us with mouths wide open to be the truth.

And so the direct opposite to what God said is deemed to be evil. To be avoided, banished, despised on. Filthy and foul, unpure and sinister. The domain of the 'fallen' archangel! God made his archangel into his opposite to create imperfection, to create balance!

That every good is counter-weighed by evil. That imperfect men we given a choice to choose between two sides. Which way will men tilt the scale? But it doesnt really matter, for every man running to either side, an equal amount will run to the other.

Every good deed done foments an evil. A good or evil person dies, giving way for others to be born.

Yin and Yang! It's a never ending cycle....... a perfect balance.

Now im saying you will not be judged in the afterlife. The decisions made while you were living influences events in the mortal world only. That you will be sent to hell or heaven should not be worried upon as it's unimportant. Heaven or hell is just the same, it's the domain of God.


So am i saying that God is an asshole and he allowed there to be evil just so he can have his amusement and excitement? That we are merely pawns to bring a little unpredictability to his perfect and routine world?

Maybe i am..... maybe i am.


Note : i aint saying to go forth and fuck around and do evil.
SCREW YOU if you even let that thought develop!

Anymore drinking in the next few days and i wont hv a working liver

Kay Elle

Have you guys ever seen those profiles where people hype-up their details and so forth?

For instance:

Example 1: Kay Elle

Example 2: muh-lay-shear


I know there are lots of idiots around and even more idiots in the online community but come on man.

Is that your version of pimp-my-profile?

Screw the fucking hell off! It aint funny and if you're trying to look cool, YOU AIN'T! But you do look like an ignorant asshole who didnt have much of an education. Which i think is about rite.

And if you do get hits on your profile, believe me, it aint because of your 'cool-ed' or 'hyped' 'kay-elle' or whatever you idiots manage to come up with these days. It's prolly because of your photoshop-ed picture to make you look fairer, more good-looking and for the girls to make ur boobs bigger than that airport you own.

How attractive are you when you can't even spell KUALA LUMPUR correctly or is intelligent enough to simply put it as K.L. ?? You aint scoring points man, you aint scoring any points.

Kay elle... Way to go!

2 hippos and 2 pigs...... on a court

Malaysia just wont herself a silver medal in the women's doubles category of the Chinese Open tourney. The pair of wong pei ty and chin smth smth gave a good fight b4 going down in straight sets. Heck they could even win it if they had a little more luck on their side.

But as things goes, luck usually dislikes being around fat people. Mind my bluntness.

As i watched the game unfolding before me, i saw 2 hippos running around the court and played with skill. They were against 2 pigs who had skills too. Now seeing 2 hippos + 2 pigs on so small a court isnt very pleasing but curiosity is a damn thing. How can those 4 fat things be so agile? Kudo's to the malaysian pair for being fatter, but still is as agile. HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN?

Being athletes means you're suppose to be fit which means u dont hv much excess fat which means ur body should be lean..... RIGHT?? unless you're a sumo, big is beautiful!

I dont mean to say that you hv to be thin but damn it, u cant hv 3 layers on your body man. Are you competing to be human 'sam chang yuk'?

But boy of boy can those hippos run around the court. The court is small but them being able to move about quickly to return the cocks... i mean shuttlecocks is no small feat. Which makes me wonder, how these 2 fat bitches can play so well and run around the court with so much fat hanging?

unless....... those fats are actually hidden oxygen tanks T.T. They might even make me eat their dust in running. Or their excess fat.

Hippo 1 : EAT! Eat it all up and make me look less like a hippo and more like a pig! EAT!
Hippo 2: No, no.. take me! Take me!

Thats not very pleasant.

Im suddenly feeling rather bad for talking bout fat ppl so i shall stop before i insult anymore. May god strike the next fat girl i see as punishment. T.T

Silence

安静An jing
Composer: Jay Chou (周杰倫) (周杰伦)
Lyricist: Jay Chou (周杰倫) (周杰伦)



*只剩下钢琴陪我谈了一天
zhi sheng xia gang qin pei wo tan le yi tian
睡着的大提琴
shui zhao de da ti qin
安静的旧旧的
an jing de jiu jiu de

我想你已表现的非常明白
wo xiang ni yi biao xian de fei chang ming bai
我懂我也知道
wo dong wo ye zhi dao
你没有舍不得
ni mei you she bu de

你说你也会难过我不相信
ni shuo ni ye hui nan guo wo bu xiang xin
牵着你陪着我
qian zhe ni pei zhe wo
也只是曾经
ye zhi shi ceng jing
希望他是真的比我还要爱你
xi wang ta shi zhen de bi wo hai yao ai ni
我才会逼自己离开
wo cai hui bi zi ji li kai*

#
你要我说多难堪
ni yao wo shuo duo nan kan
我根本不想分开
wo gen ben bu xiang fen kai
为什麽还要我用微笑来带过
wei shen me hai yao wo yong wei xiao lai dai guo
我没有这种天份
wo mei you zhe zhong tian fen
包容你也接受他
bao rong ni ye jie shou ta
不用担心的太多
bu yong dan xin de tai duo
我会一直好好过
wo hui yi zhi hao hao guo

你已经远远离开
ni yi jing yuan yuan li kai
我也会慢慢走开
wo ye hui man man zou kai
为什麽我连分开都迁就着你
wei shen me wo lian fen kai dou qian jiu zhu ni
我真的没有天份
wo zhen de mei you tian fen
安静的没这麽快
an jing de mei zhe me kuai
我会学着放弃你
wo hui xue zhe fang qi ni
是因为我太爱你
shi yin wei wo tai ai ni.#

Repeat *##

EXAMS

03/11 EUM 111- Maths ----------->Status : Akin to getting screwed by a girl with a longer pole

05/11 EBS 101 - Geology----------> Status : Rocks are hard!!

10/11 EBB 113 - Materials---------> Status : Completed

17/11 EMM 101 - Mechanics-------> Status : Statically indeterminate, dynamically immobile

Maths
Maths was a disappointment. I forgot the ricatti equation and smth kept screaming and shouting within me calling myself stupid. And i just found out why, i did that very same question before. Also lost many marks for other questions. Disappointing.

Geology
It's just screwed up!

Materials
Found out i made mistakes directly after exiting the exam hall. Thank You Very Nice.

Mechanics
Fucked it up somehow, but i dont fucking care. Exam's OVER!!!

Yap Wooi Hong will make his apology

Good plan? Bad plan?

This is kinda long.......

APEX eh?

Hundred of millions of ringgit promised; to bring significant improvement and the ability to deliver top-notch graduates to feed the market. Now the ball's on our court! How would we play it?

When i talk to people, they usually ask what's the meaning of APEX and what does it mean?

Look at me, do i look like i care? Really, do i look like i give 2 cents bout that?

Because i think that unless the administration becomes more efficient, i'll either be gone or be in my 3rd year before i can see how they make use of the money. I hope for my sake they grow efficient.

It's like giving a man who's been poor all his life a huge sum of money and say SPEND LIKE A B*TCH! He'll be dumbfounded and he wouldnt know what to do with it. He'll prolly dig a hole in his garden and bury the money. Saving it for a rainy day he says!

Nevertheless, we all hope and pretend to believe that the promised money will be used wisely and quickly. Hopefully they'll hire better lecturers who can at least speak fluent english. But then again, half of the class would require additional english lessons so.......

Recently, i read in The Star, one of the public columns where ppl write in their opinions. There was this article bout how the choice of the uni for APEX was flawed. Now this got my attention as, well... not because im studying here or anything but because im just a nosy-a** with too much an opinion.

This guy was saying how the selection process was/is flawed from the results of the TIMES higher education ranking for uni. Both UM and UKM (both losers) improved on their rankings whilst USM (the winner) dropped like a brick from a plane. Up to 2005, the exams papers were still in Malay only. I know we should be proud of our national language but unless you fuckers can provide work for all us here in malaysia, we must better our english proficiency.

Well, i just want to say that the ranking was conducted before i got here. Now that im here, it's gonna improve..... by much. ;)

Okay, back to that, I aint surprised actually. In fact, i kinda expected it. USM is split into 3 campuses with it's main in Penang Island, Engineering campus in Seberang Prai and a Health campus. Everything is split 3 ways: Money, focus and manpower. Furthermore, it's not like the student count is too large that they all couldnt fit into one place. Alas, there is one key factor thought: Land Area. Because USM is so damn poor before this,(they still are actually -__-, money hasnt arrive) they cant afford to buy land to fit all 3 campuses in one location.

Since the 'MAIN' campus is at Penang Island, it is natural for it to get the lions share. It's like having 3 wives and they all want to hv sex tonight. Whom do you please?

Well, of coz you gotta please your 1st wife! You gotta have her consent if you are ever gonna get a 4th!

and i digress.....

Anyway, that guy was saying how, the selection should be re-thinked(re-thought?) to follow the rankings. Which is to say, he think's USM is good-for-nthg and UM should be selected. He even went as far to say UKM would be a wiser choice. Oh, and he said he's not an UM alumni.

All i wanted to do was to scream in his face and smack him. OH wait, before i continue further, there was also a forum with a few chancellors or vice-chancellors and they all think the selection was flawed too.

Now now, being Chancellors and VC's means they're prolly pretty smart or good at their job rite?

True...

but that doesnt mean they're not sore losers.

The selection for the APEX uni was made solely based on a plan. And i know this isnt the best way for an assessment but since it's done that way, it cant be helped.

USM's plan was a 'Sustainable development for a better tomorrow' or something along those lines. Keyword: SUSTAINABILITY.

Im actually impressed by these people as they came up with an idea at a time when the whole world is thinking bout it. Now i do not know what was UM's plan but i guess it's smth that sounds : 'Quality Education to feed the working market'. =S=S=S=S=S

Now let's bout this for a minute, if the assessment was based on a plan, then how come UM, who is renown as the Best Uni in Malaysia lost to USM which serves bad-tasting food in its cafe?

Penguin 1 : Im bored, let's do smth!
Penguin 2 : Let's do this!!!

'CAUSE THEIR PLAN SUCKED! THATS WHY!!

You people cant even produce a good plan to convince the government you're worth investing in, how can you still be grouching over losing? UM might have good records to show, but they couldnt even produce a good plan! How good are they? Really, how good is someone who cant even plan?

Okay, you might scream "It's just A PLAN right? Based on previous records, we should be..." bla bla bla bla.......

Now, take a step back and think this through. Let's say you have RM1000 and you would like to invest. You have 2 choices:

a) You know he's good but he told you he doesnt know what to do with it.

b) He's untested and you dont know his qualities but he shows you a good plan.

Which would you go for?

Choice (a) signifies UM which has good records but produced a crappy plan which is akin to not having a plan at all.

Choice (b) is USM which i hv to admit isnt good at all before this but had a solid plan which is executable.

I am guessing that the only reason USM was chosen is because UM could not convince the government that they could achieve the target of being a world class uni so the government went with choice (b) whom they deem a SAFER bet.

You dug your own shit hole!

USM didnt win it. UM lost it!

President Barack Obama

We now have the United States of America's 44th President: Barack Obama

Smile for the camera u indon..

The first black president for the united states! Nice....... now what does this mean for the rest of the world?

The election was done in about as little as 5 hours. Talk about efficiency. I wonder if there were all blackouts or phantom voters? Oh wait, they held theirs in the morning.

Hmmm, then why do we count our ballots till late at night?

Good luck asshole

So after a long break, Mr Danny G has finally got his confirmation and will be heading back to 'new castle'. A cloud of uncertainty surrounds him he says and who can blame him? Were we all not surrounded by that same cloud when we left home for some place foreign? Some place faraway?

I dont expect those who didnt leave home to be able to comprehend this however.

But to all of us who's close to him, some closer.. some not we all truly think that this is the best course for him. We support him and we encourage him and we beguile him into believing that this is the best choice for him. And we believe that, from our pov.

And with all due respect, that is my believe as well. It is in my honest opinion that he is way better off studying piloting -which many other assholes could only dream of getting into- than wasting his time doing smth less productive.

We are all in a race against time and the more time he waste thinking or lingering on will exponentially affect his future.

*I would like to interrupt this to give a short word of thanks to eff-ing maths for making me use math terms in my blog.. exponentially. Fuck you maths and my Plato eat your formulas*

Oh, Danny, DONT FUCK IT UP THIS TIME! The ability to adapt is instrumental in getting past the initial dread and the feeling of missing home or.... One can either hope for the environment to change for the better or he can change himself to complement the environment no matter how screwed up things are.

Good luck in kota bharu and rest assured that we, your brothers, your friends, will always be behind you giving you full ass support. God bless and...

Holding up that ass.......

make sure u dont fuck up or we'll fuck u up =).

If i am Hibiki, would you be my Dita? lol

Red Alert!

Like a coal-powered train running without coal.

I am Losing Steam or rather, i hv already lost it. DAMN IT!!!

Happy Deepavali

During this time of the year, i would be rather busy. Me and my brothers actually. We'll drive from one house to another filling out our stomachs till we feel like puking yet we'll still shove in more.

Well, it's rude to refuse someone's offer especially when that someone is your friends mom who's cooking is OH SO DELICIOUS. We boys naturally cant help ourselves!

I think there was a yr where we created some kind of a record eh? Eating at 3 places in the span of 3 to 4 hours? And there's no such thing is eating only a bit/little/minimal amount! I dont rmbr the sequence but we went to anand's, vivek's and logann's i think? and everytime we step inside, we are expected.... no REQUIRED to eat!!!

But this year.. Damn it. Im stuck in penang! Im gonna miss out on all the curry and rendang with nasi briani and all the yummy dishes. Piss off man! Why do i hv to suffer like this?

Anyways, im here wishing all indians and non-alike but who celebrate anyway ( by eating or...)

A Happy Diwali
~Festival of Lights!~

I think deepavali's colour is green, or was it gold? i dont rmbr. Damn

Open your eyes!

The next few weeks would be rather pressuring. It wont be hectic nor very busy but it'll be pressuring for sure.

Why?

EXAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well all hate it, some love it but we all hv to sit for it no matter how hard we try to escape or disappear or maybe fall sick during that time.

Nevertheless, before we can sit for the exam, we are required to print out our exam slip. It's as though u're ONLY a member of this uni when u HAVE a exam slip. But then again, we wouldnt want some cafe aunty or uncle sitting for exams and pulling the grades down even further.

No wait... that would actually be a good idea! The curve's gonna shift to the left and more ppl will score A's.

But then again... even with the graph shifted, it's not like i'll get any part of it anyway.

Alas, no matter how sucky i maybe, i at least know how to spell

Looky at bottom left!

oooo, what does it read?

Signiture please! Plz signi at the allocated signiture places, thank you. University level, yet cant we still cant spell signAture correctly.

God bless this APEX uni!

Api! Api!

If you were to ask yourself; what are you doing and where are you heading? What answer would u get?


Anyway, at 0030 hours this morning, the damn bell rang for the 1st time. API! API screamed some assholes when all i could think of was, there goes my game of dota. With fires raging about me, i coolly told the rest of the players that the game has to be paused. They agreed since some of them were living in my block too.

API ! API ! LARI! Screamed more assholes. If only they just die in the raging fire?

If only....... the damn fire was real!!!!

Damn it, 0030 midnite and they're holding a damn fire drill. Everyone was s'pose to get their ass off their beds or chairs and walk to a field nearby to wait for the block to burn down instead of trying to extinguish the fire. But then again, we are all malaysians arent we? Looking, for us is as though we're involved!

Whole event took a total of an hour. Luckily there werent any shit ass long ceramah/taklimat/speeches like those in vi, under the blistering hot sun on the field. Altho, that gaylord head did spoke for awhile.

Fire drill... an unwanted necessity it seems. CUT THE BULLSHIT MAN. When a fire breaks out, all that's gonna run thru every1's mind is : SAVE YOUR BELONGINGS and.... RUN like a bitch!

Wire... what wire?

Wireless baby!

say with me
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Took them long enough! but yea,
WIRELESS BABY!!!!!! Woots!

HELP NEEDED!

Tell-tale signs that my england is deteriorating:

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOWCASE 1:

ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:28 PM):
tell jia hui
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:28 PM):
we go pekaka eat after we play <--- ngor dei hei pekaka sik
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:28 PM):
XD
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:29 PM):
fucker my english is deteriorating
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:29 PM):
we go eat in pekaka after we play
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:29 PM):
:D
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:29 PM):
we go eat in pekaka after we finish playing football

Took me 3 tries to finally get it right. God help me!


SHOWCASE 2:
C-L-E-M-E-N-T says (5:32 PM):
wat time meet
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
6
C-L-E-M-E-N-T says (5:32 PM):
kok huat playing
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
at there <----- in cantonese it's: "hai gor dou"
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
WHAT
THE FUCK MY ENGLAND
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
on the field
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
at there tim \(


I am looking for an english teacher! In need of english classes... pronto!

Mr. Kiasu

If i cant get food at 7.30pm which is my normal dinner time then how early am i expected to eat?

Life nowadays is getting tougher and tougher. It's getting to a point where u hv to fight for ur food or u can just hv ur dinner at 5 or 6 which i think ppl do in some rural areas but damnit i aint no kampung boy!

Some of the cafe operators are STILL having their raya break! Boy, they sure arent business minded. Or maybe fasting for a month has taken a toll in them and since they dont hv to fast anymore, LET THE FEAST BEGIN! B!tch, u guys feast every morning and every nite when all i had in the morning was some fried mee that u get bored by looking and some soup with chicken and PLAIN WHITE RICE!

I need more food! Gimme gimme more, gimme.. gimme more!

I think i'll hv to start being kiasu like those eff-ing singaporeans. My dinner's gonna be at 6.30 till the other cafe operators start running their business instead of treating it as hobby. I know u ppl plant padi and harvest ur own rice but hv u ever heard of ppl complaining bout hving too much money?

I'm a growing man. =)

LOCAL ONLY

I figured i'll give them a month to finish setting up and stabilizing the WIFI for usage. So i brought my laptop over to the ICT centre to get the connection set up.

15 mins to walk there but at least the job was done. I got my username and password and am ready to feel the joy of being cable-less. Then there was that 15 mins walk back which rained on my joy and to make my day brighter it was raining lightly too.

So once i got back to my room, excitedly entering the username and password and waited patiently and waited patiently and waited patiently to get connected.

and finally....

I GOT CONNECTED!!!!



but...



LOCAL ONLY.

Bravo!!

burning me from within

I never knew i could cause myself so much pain. It was a combined feeling of burning and as if my hand broke my fall while i was doing RA. It hurt so bad i bet some tears started rolling, i kept jumping around in my shower - which isnt big by the way- and going ow... ow... ow.. as if it would ease the pain.

The pain lasted for about 10-15 secs but boy did it burn for eternity. The lower right of my left palm was numb right after and i could barely use it. The burn feeling was excruciating akin to being burned alive. Only difference was that it was burning from WITHIN!

This vein located at my elbow right between any ligaments or tendons is kinda of big. Well, the vein's big if i can feel it with ease. Since my bathroom is so damn cramped, i knocked my elbow against the edge of the wall while i was soaping my arm pit.

Point of impact : Directly on the eff-ing vein!

That pain was one i never felt before and it's too painful for me to want to try it again. Im wearing an elbow guard wherever i go!! Bitch of a vein! U die now!

Selamat Hari Raya

SELAMAT HARI RAYA TO ALL MALAYSIANS!

Now get me that ketupat! XD

How significant

A drop of water scurrying down a path with all his might. Wanting to be the first, wanting to beat the rest. Down a path carved by those before him.



How significant can this insignificant be?

Home

Will be taking the 1530 hrs bus back to kl. Estimate to arrive at about 1930 hrs. Damn i cant wait to be back!

~Home Sweet Home~

THANK YOU

Read the whole thing!

Today is the 24th of september, another person's birthday somewhere. 38 minutes ago at my watch was my birthday and although it's much a cause celebre` last time-well as recent as last yr-, this time i wanted it to be different.

Call me crazy, call me blind but i had no intention of celebrating my birthday this year which explains why i didnt tell anyone in my school bout it, not a hint not a whisper. This feeling of vacuity although ephemeral has not left me yet eventhough i've exhausted much energy in trying to banish it.

I've acted as normal as possible, bringing myself about like it's just another ordinary day eventhough, that in my head the words "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY" kept on blaring and blaring.

And i succeeded!

Alas, who would've though chris' call would lead my friends to suspect there is smth on today. I had nowhere to run, lecturer was in and he was gonna start the class. I didnt realize i said that many thanks which led to tonite.

My friends were acting normal after that and i didnt suspect that they suspected smth was amiss.

Till...

Till it was 1930hrs when i went to the cafe to grab some grub. Random ppl wished me happy birthday and when i inquire how they knew,:

xxx: Hey, Happy birthday, it's your birthday today rite?
me : *thinks to self* HOW THE HECK U KNOW?
me : * smiles... hahaha, yea! How did u know?
xxx: Oh, civil fellas told me!
me : *thinks to self*Oh crap, they know!!
me : Yea thanx ya. Bye!

I went on to hv my dinner with jia hui and head on back to my room with no particular incident. Then came a msg from teik tzuan saying to go to the cafe later at 11.30 to discuss maths. WTH, must discuss maths so late?

Anyway that time came and went but at 11.40 teikz finally called to go. Oh, before i left, my roommate abruptly left the room without saying anything and that increased my suspicion that smth was up. And when i met teikz, he wasnt carrying any maths or stuff and when i asked him bout it he said he gave to clement who stays in a block 400 metres away. Good job in increasing my suspicion yet again.

When i met my assignment group, they werent doing maths! They were holding geology papers, some list and some other random papers. WHAT HAPPENED TO MATHS? They then started saying things which confirm 100% that there were ppl behind the basin. *Sry, much experience in trying to surprise ppl*

But boy oh boy was i surprised! Almost my whole school came for my cause celebre` which i didnt even wanted them to know! 30 maybe more of them took time off from studying for tmrw's tests to hide behind that wall of basin to surprise me with a cake and which is more important to me, their presence!

I was really touched, but i gotta defend myself here. I WASNT GONNA CRY! I was very touched tho and very happy too. =)

They all sang happy birthday and made my nose eat cake. I asked my nose if he liked it and wth, he told me he enjoyed every bit of it. Should i start stuffing my nose with cake now? Well it's payback time since i hv a rule that if i get creamed, im gonna get as many ppl creamed as well. I tried to chase but damn legs wouldnt run so i got only a handful. =(

I promise more next year!

Seriously, forcing me to give a speech is like digging ur own grave. I could go on and on even after you guys applaud to ask me to shut up and i can still go on. But i kept it short, events like this are not for lengthy speeches and all you guys hv to hear is my voice of appreciation and joy that my nose could eat cake.

I found out later that my group of friends took the trouble to call yee hui -who didnt get back to them-. Psst, clement.. she prolly didnt know either! After that they called a senior to check the list for my ic to confirm. And confirm they did at 1600 hrs. I only knows you guys for what, 2 months? And you guys went through all that trouble to celebrate my birthday which i didnt even wanted to be known? I didnt expect it! I hv 10 brothers which i went through thick and thin with and i dont even expect them to rmbr, altho most of them did! =) What hv i done to deserve this? What hv i done to deserve the company of all of you tonite? Well, i guess i must've done smth rite. XD

Im EFF-ING TOUCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last words of thanks and appreciation from me to all of you for making my last 10 minutes imprinted in my head forever. Thank you.

Oh and chris, thank you for your call. =)

As long...

Man utd 0-0 Villareal!

Damn it, 20 over shots by man utd but they just didnt hv that finishing touch to get a goal. But it was a far greater game than the one they played against liverpool.

Enjoyed the game much for with it came much excitement which could not hv been found anywhere else nearby -.-. So i went to bed at 5 and woke up at 7 for a 2 hrs maths lecture. How wonderfully dreamy it was. Dozed away half the lecture and the other half where my eyes were actually open i couldnt figure out what that stupid clerk was trying to teach. Complex fourier series, tsk... eat my shorts!!!!

BUT IT WAS WORTH IT AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN, as long as i hv company to do it with me. Damn

Fanatic?Me?

Me and a group of friends suddenly had this bright idea of watching Man Utd vs Villarreal later at 0245hrs.

If i were gonna tell me friends back in kl that i've been watching and following man utd football matches lately they'll coherently in one voice shout FUCK OFF.

And i dont blame them, back in kl i didnt had the time or the will to get my ass off the comp or rather away from DOTA or SC but when im stuck in this kampung with no games to play, watching football is a Godsent activity.

Anyway, IT IS at 0245 hrs and i've got class at 0800hrs tmrw which i will not be missing. Besides im not really sure if my friends could get up to watch the match later. I'll be waiting to see if they do.

With powderful england comes powderful responsibilities

My curiculum is england i mean english based where all lectures are SUPPOSED to be taught in english.

Teacher : He is or he are an a$$hole?

But then since i live in malaysia where the words 'supposed' or 'must' can be purposefully mistaken for 'apa pun boleh la' and 'tak semestinya' there aint no surprise for u to hear me rant bout lecturers handling lessons in BM.



I mean, WHAT THE FUCK man, u're allowed to teach tertiary edu lvl yet u cant speak in english and hv to handle a supposingly english-based lecture in bm becoz for the past 20 yrs all u were doing was screwing ass and reading that green book of urs.

Tak kisahlah, janji rock!

I hv no respect for those lecturers for not only they cant teach that well they cant even speak english! Are you even qualified to teach me? If i formulate an argument would u give me a zero in my final paper just becoz u dont understand what i said since all u know is !n$ya:ah?


There was this one lecturer who said outright that his english isnt that good so he'll hv to mix with bm. Hey, im cool with that even tho 60% of the time he was speaking in bm and those time i really wanted to choke his neck and step on his face but since it was mechanics and formulas count more than fancy words... i could bear that much more.


But then there are lecturers who used 100% bm like my recent maths lecturer and what a bitch she is. I called her a clerk becoz she doesnt even know how to use powerpoint and only uses Words for her lectuers. (Wait a min, wouldnt that disqualify her as a clerk?) Altho maths are mostly bout formulas but the explanation of how to use it is crucial to my understanding else all i'll be doing is memorizing those damn formulas becoz my clerk-lecturer's dont know her england!


Seriously, i didnt know APEX means u dont hv to speak english!(What apex?)


How is it possible that after living for 20 to god knows how long u've been living under a rock years that you are still unable to speak english? And please dont go justifying u're inability by saying that we are malaysians living in malaysia which is why we need to speak malay. Take that crap and shove it up your ass you hedonistic racist asshole.

You hv a responsibility to educate but an even greated responsibility to educate in english to prepare us for the market which is mostly english speaking since we cant rely on the eff-ing government to sponsor us for life becoz i aint got no fucking abdullah behind my name. You aint qualified to teach me.

i love you too.

Okay, am feeling way much better after ranting. Wanted to type this a few days back but couldnt find the time. My next post will be bout hypocritical assholes who cant speak english to save their skins yet still wants to ridicule others or try to since....

Hmm..

I actually hv my variasiswa performance vid with me now. Just got it yesterday and am figuring if i really want to upload it. SO yea....

Whats more..

Whats more tiring than doing chin ups?
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Doing the damn laundry!!!!!!!





Now if only...

..there's a FREE washing machine.

Controversy

Avril Lavigne Concert Poster

DRAMA! Drama!Drama!

So after getting the green light from the malaysian CABINET (u will think our government has better things to do than mulling over concerts, but then again look under sodomy.) to hold her Asian Kick-off tour in KUALA LUMPUR, here comes another controversy.

click HERE to read

SO It seems that our PAS -yea good job to u fuckers who voted for them hoping they would change their conservative view just for Mr. Sodomy- has decided to hold a protest against the concert on friday after failing to get it cancelled for good!

Boy i know they live off the government and have nthg better to do when it's not the harvesting season but damn staging protest is a real smart move. Choosing to ignore the protest will ensure they lose out the malay votes for the next election for failing to care bout their 'views' but choosing to appease them and cancel the concert will frighten away potential performers in the future.

Nevertheless, basing their argument on that this concert WEAKENS them morally and mentally is plain bullshit to me. U guys are the ones with FOUR wives man. You really wanna talk bout weakness?

WEAK NOOB!!!!

I am seriously wondering what's going inside their head when they deem it morally and mentally damaging, i mean it's JUST A CONCERT!! Maybe they're afraid she'll dress up too nicely and look too sexy

Is this too sexy?

Im sure u even want to make her ur wife, u hedonistic asses!

that every guy or lesbian will start touching themselves or worse.... * jeng jeng jeng...*

Look at the position of the hand!

Okay if even statues start masturbating to her then what more can mentally and morally 'weakened' guys do rite? I mean it's not like they dont do it over the internet already.. =X =X

Tua tao, no surprise if it's u saying it. XD

So to those conservative PAS assholes who hv nthg better to do, GO READ UR GREEN BOOK and pray 5 times an hour a day everyday till the concert is over. Then go and harvest ur damn padi fields and earn some money for urself and not always live off the damn government.

Or maybe we can just have Avril looking like this:

...jeng jeng jeng...

Tell me..

Am i stupid?

What is the world turning into?

Sometimes i wonder what our world is turning into. We have terrorist terrorizing the world and Russia is rising up again.

God Bless us all!

Now we even hv a Hooker jumping the pole vault! And on top of that we hv MAGGI doing the long jump. Man i always knew there was smth to those maggi mee but damn it winning a gold medal in long jump is quite a feat.

Why so seriousss?

Why so seriousss? LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!

So i went to watch dark knight just now at [GSC Times Square] <---- plz take note!
It was a blardy good movie and very interesting but only up to a point before the screen went dark but the sound just kept on playing.

It happened not once not twice but THREE damn times and that really spoiled the whole idea of ENJOYING a good movie. On top of that my roommate from Kuching was watching with me and it sure as hell wasnt a good introduction of how good GSC @ Kl really is isnt it?

Yes we did get a refund but damn it i wanna finish Dark Knight! The movie that every1 else wacthed and enjoyed!!!!! GSC Times Square surely was a party pooper. It will nvr earn my money from today onwards!

~Put a smile on my face~ bitch

BACK

I AM BACK!!!!!!! RAWR

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Dukacita dimaklumkan

Okay so i finally got the long awaited text msg which came today at 0934 but which i only noticed at 1430.... Phone was on silent! Anyway, "Dukacita dimaklumkan behawa permohonan pinjaman anda telah ditolak disebabkan alasan yang tertera didalam surat penolakan". I was expecting the wage shit to be the cause but when i opened the 'Decline Letter' and read it i couldnt help but laugh at myself.... for being so damn eff-ing STUPID!!!!!

I thought i already had an SSPN acc since when i opened a CIMB bank acc that bitch asked me if i wanted an acc for the uni and i remembered saying YES!

On a cheerier note, will be going back this week!! WOOOTz. 2 more days of class then im done, through! Settled!.......before i come back to sit for 3 tests. -.-

Yo yo Check Out The Dancer in Da House~

Was kinda busy last week because of 'Variasiswa'. It's actually a competition between all 12 hostels of USM where each will hv to perform for 10 minutes. Participants can either do a sketch dance or whatever one can think of that suits the title "Mahasiswa Bersatu". So my desa(hostel) chosed to do a musical whereby we had traditional dances, modern dances and a lil short drama in between.

WE DIDNT WIN because the officials were all biased sonnuvabitches who only want their main campus' hostels to win. B!tch. Fourth place was all we managed!

Anyway, i performed..... k every1 u dont need to laugh to loud~i danced and acted for abit! XD Yeap, who would've guessed that i actually choreographed and danced a solo on stage for all to see! Hahahaha....

On another note, the non-existance of a camera has caused my blog to be rather wordly or words only -.- and i owe this to the fact that i dont hv enough money to get me self one! T.T

but i've applied for ptptn loan that if all goes well will provide me with 48k for 4 years. Alas, one of the damn criteria was that my parents wage needs to be less than 3k and altho i actually stated that it's 2.5k gross and 1.9k net, i found out i hv to provide their tax form and stuff when i submit the papers which will blast a hole so big thru my application i'll hv a stamp of TAK LAYAK on my forehead for all to see.

Adding to that my parents told me not to lie so im forced to key in their real wage but i did however take the liberty or saying my mom is a housewife! =D That should increase my chances... i hope.

Im hoping i that my application gets approved. I need that damn money!! Gotta get myself a backpack 1st of all then a camera, new earphones, a new phone, a MAC (bitches liks and chris got themselves 1 already T.T and they wanna talk bout being poor.) and......

It's gonna be announced on the 11th of august so lets all pray that my application will be approved before i GET BACK TO KL ON THE 15th OF AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ngek ngek ngek.... for a week before i head back to sit of tests! -.-

Of one or many?

Hmmm it seems that a few or maybe it's just one has taken an interest in spamming my blog. Please go and find smth more constructive to do. You can go study or you can try to earn money. You can go plant wheat or padi since thats like ur only capability or u can go out and beg with that fucked up face of urs. I dont care.. just drop dead from my blog. Thank you!

And if u're waiting for a response from me on the cbox then i suggest u pratice patience for:

FORTIS GUARD!
You have tried to access a web page which is in violation of your internet usage policy.
URL: www2.cbox.ws/box/?boxid=1202327&boxtag=1527&sec=main
Category: Web Chat

Go and hv ur fun u uneducated brat. =)

We were all....

I hv to wake up at 6 to attend some talk in the main campus which lasts till 4. Ceramah Budaya Akademik.. Wow. How nice! How Grand! How fucked up! 1 out of 500 and i got lucky, why cant i get as lucky when im buying toto damnnit?

Anyway, dad visited 2 days ago and brought me out for dinner! Seafood at bukit tambun which was D.I.R.T. cheap! 3 pax ordered 9 dishes and it came out to about RM99? Hmmm, i had *takes long breath* scallop, prawns, oysters, fish, shellfish, small octopus, and 2 plates of noodles. It was the only edible chinese meal i had since coming here.
Dad did not come empty handed thankfully. The most important thing he brought me was my sci calc. Surviving 3 weeks in an ENGINEERING campus w/o a calc was smth! And since i asked for another pillow, he got me 1 too and my scout shoes and my mom gave me lots of snacks and sweets. No complains there!

On another note, some of u might've known that i was asked to give a speech last friday nite. I had 2 days to prepare my speech and the only help i got was "Talk bout anything, talk bout the orientation." Dont feel like eff-ing any1 at midnite that time so i just accepted it. Anyway if u're interested to find out what's in my speech then read on else u can click the x. =)



A very good evening to the Honourable Dean of Civil School Engineering, , Deputy Dean of Graduate Studies and Research Professor Madya Dr. Badrul Hisham Abu Bakar, Lecturers, School Staff, Facilitators, seniors and fellow students. I, David Yap as representative of the yr 1 students am greatly honoured to be given the chance to speak on this historic event.
Ladies and gentleman, the Greek Historian, Herodotus once said, “ It is better to have a stout heart always and face our share of evils than to be ever fearing of what might happen” It is with these words in mind that I selected Universiti Sains Malaysia and look where I’m standing today!
First and foremost, we would like to extend a foreword of thanks and gratitude to the Honourable Dean and Deputy Dean(s), Chaiperson(s) and Chiefs of various bodies for gracing this event with their presence and also to the facilitators whom without which the events of the past week will not have happened.
We were taught on the first night to not only listen but to the pay attention to the words spoken to us and the lesson that I present to u today is to not see and accept right away what people want you to see but to able to think and decipher the bigger picture.
Ladies and Gentleman, we were all born engineers! Since the moment we were born, we were already building bridges. The very first bridge we constructed was the bridge to our mother’s heart and what a marvellous piece of engineering it was as it can only strengthen and will never crumble! Soft skills ladies and gentleman, is crucial in our life. How so? Please spend a moment to ponder my next question; how is friendship and relationship formed or maintained and what is their importance? Let not then the bridges we construct be made of straws that might crumble under the weight of a brick, for of all worldly possessions, a friend is the most precious. Let those bridges be like the one we formed with our mothers and let us wield this skill when we build physical bridges in the future!
Nevertheless, we cannot spend all of our time on building bridges and this is where time management sets in. I am lousy in managing my time, especially when im sleeping. Oftentimes I’ll just off the alarm and go back to sleep. On the contrary, I think the rest of you are already very adept in managing your time but for the past week, I believe we all have further honed our skill. With academic classes in the morning and assignments to juggle on top of having to attend orientation which lasts till midnight, good time management skills is vital to ensure that we are able to juggle between responsibilities without any neglect or sacrifice of either except for those who skip classes or orientation then they wouldn’t hv done much polishing. ;)
Ladies and gentlemen, Sustainability! A concept formulated essentially to conserve the environment but actually acts to harmonise things between nature and mankind. And although it is imperative, it is IMHO that harmony between mankind is far more important. We owe our very existence to a group of people who worked together to overcome all odds stacked against them by Mother Nature to not only live but to thrive and prosper. In this modern day, we are constantly thrust into groups and teams and I do not have to look far for an example, this orientation itself has 10 different groups! If members of a group could not reach an understanding, they can not work together. Then how can the team prosper and aim to achieve success? Congruently, every team requires one sole leader for too many cooks spoil the broth. However, that is not to say that team members need to follow exactly as they are told, for the leader is never always right. Team members are required to be active and to be able to use their own judgements on every matter. It is necessary to follow but it is more important to be able to lead when necessary.
I believe that I have overstayed my invitation and might have started to be a bore. But before I get carried off this stage, allow me to speak for all year 1 students that we are truly proud to be a member of this family and we promise that we will strive to our very best to achieve excellence. For we are usm and usm is us! Thank you and enjoy the evening.


The lesson that i presented was what i got during SR. We scouts know the lesson as the pen =).

You want my life?

It was the 28th of june but i hv no idea where i am! It damn right wasnt kl, for there werent enough tall wait a minute.. there aint no tall buildings to be seen! Eff-ing kampung. It was the 28th june and im registering into USM today!
What happened the night before, lets not talk bout it. The only thing was i crashed my car and it was badly damaged. Apparently the whole door has to be changed but while my mom was telling me that she wasnt angry. Not even a hint of anger or disappointment! Queer...very.
The first 3 nights were terrible! Horrendous! Suffering! Torturing!
I live in a 4 man room and it's HUGE. So huge that im running out of space to put my things! The only solace is that i hv only 2 other room mates which leaves 1 bed empty which means more space which actually means more cobwebs or insects which means that everytime i enter my room a flurry of activity greets me.
Talking bout insects, there's one we call 'cali'. It's shaped as an ant but it has wings and is striped red and black. The thing bout this 'cali' is that the liquid it squirts or emits when it's dead is corrosive to the skin. The sensation is akin to burning and if u touch the woud with ur hand then ur hand will get it too. I am so damn happy that i get to live in a 'cali' infested block. My board and wall already has 'cali' corpses.
THE HEAT CAN KILL. Well not directly. But it does get very hot somedays and since im a city boy i cant sleep when it gets too hot. Even with my clothes off and the fan running at a speed of 4 (5 is good but too noisy) i sometimes find it hard to fall asleep! Twice there was a power outage and yours truly woke up just in time to watch the fan stop spinning. Looking to his roommates, he marvels at their ability to sleep non-chalantly. Might they be feeling cold?
Heat is one thing having a short bed is another. Bed's suppose to be 6 ft but since im only 5 ft 10 and i dont think ive grown, there should be an excess of 2 inches rite? WRONG! My leg protrudes outward by at least a foot when i sleep and im forced to either sleep diagonally or with my head touching the damn wall which has a yellowish, black colour to it. Real clean!!
The best of which is having cold water. Yeap, cold water to drink, cold water to wash my face in and cold water to wash my balls when im already feeling cold! It's 7 in the eff-ing morning and when i raise my hand to turn on the heater it aint there! Every morning is an attack of conscience; " To go in or not to go in, that is the question!" Of coz every time i end up pushing myself into the shower and get it over with as quickly as possible.
But after a week, im already liking this place. No it doesnt hv hot chicks nor does it hv much entertainment but the surrounding and the atmosphere, it's smth that i feel is suited for me. I feel very much at home and i thank myself for choosing this place and i thank god for being able to get enrolled in here.

What's UR CGPA?

Thursday 03-07-08

After undergoing orientation for about a week, actually today’s just the 4^th day and tmrw will be the last; we finally have some free time to ourselves. We’ve been tortured with speeches and presentation in which some could really bore u to sleep! Then they did what normally would hv been done, introduce us newbies to our campus, stating how good, how grand the campus is. Really very much like how we did it in VI except that we were doing it to recruit boy scouts.

This orientation’s easy for me coz I’ve heard that it’s worse in other uni’s and besides I don’t think there’s anything that could be worse or best SR Month. The only thing I find dissatisfactory is the fact that there aint no hot water, I hv to do my own laundry, my beds so short my legs protrude over it and it’s curry…curry and more curry.

I am gonna tell you guys bout my living experience here but not yet! I’ll do it soon but for today I’ve smth to say\rant\emo about.

The people who come here most of them chose to be here because to them USM is truly one of the best universities in Malaysia. I did choose to be here but I wasn’t sure if I’ll get accepted. Getting in for me was a massive stroke of luck whereas they KNEW they’ll be stepping into this campus. They CGPA ranged from 3.5 to 4.0 except for a few specials who scored lower. And where do I stand? At the damn bottom!! I was forced to calculate my CGPA again and it’s a miserable 3.1. How the fuck did I even get accepted? DO I deserve to be in here?

I’m deeply embarrassed to talk bout my pointers but all I can do when asked is to eat my shame and swallow it into my gut and reply as non-chalantly as I possibly can and wait for their reaction to stay still for a moment before they try to change the topic. However, most do not ask bout my pointer.

Am I inferior to them? NO effing way! But do I feel inferior to them? I do. For the first time since the day I collected my results I can truly say that I regret. I might hv said it b4 but this time it’s lethal. Im asking myself right at this moment that if I wasn’t dota-ing so much and wasn’t so arrogant to forgo tuition for certain subjects might I hv performed better?

But it doesn’t really matter now does it? I’ve done what I’ve done and all I can do now is to live with it, live with my shame and regret until I am able to banish it from myself and turn a new leaf.

Break up

BROKE UP!
FUCK!

Cheapskate

There was a terrible traffic congestion outside my house with inconsiderate bastards honking their ass off like it will make some cars disappear. No there werent't no car breakdowns or accidents, just Two petrol stations down the road; Esso and Shell.

Damn price hikes. 78 cents to be exact. Up to RM2.70 and it's still much cheaper than what other ppl pay in other countries- dollar for dollar that is. 78 centr per litre and actually it doesnt seem much. When i do the math the most u can save from ONE car, if pumped FULL tonite instead of tmrw will be like RM100 MAX, way way over the top estimate. Heck thats like what i pay for dinner when im out with bobo.

I told my parents to screw going over to the petrol station and be cheap like the rest of of the country. Save themself the trouble of being stuck in a jam and taking 30minutes to get home from a petrol station thats 5 mins walk away. They stayed put, suprisingly and most of all my mom even agreed!!

what the heck is wrong with this world, she's the cheapest of the cheap and she agreed with me.

Anyway, it's mid-week and if im not wrong ur fuel tanks should be about half full or if u travel much, at a quarter full. So if u do ur math rite, you'll be saving.. what RM20-30 tops?

Save urself the trouble from all the congestion and honking and just stay home, enjoy the sound of inconsiderate bastards honking other cheap bastards like themselves.

Heck, if you're driving a small car(below 2000cc). Dont even bother to think of going coz u'll enjoy cash rebates up to RM625 per car! Stay home and ease the damn traffic you cheap shit.

I dreamt.

We are who we think we are! No wait, i think im some superhero.

No thats no me. That's my superhero girlfriend!

Superhero!! WEeeeeee... To infinity and..... eh?

Okay, we are who society make us to be. Hmmm, doesnt sound nice. Society moulds us into who we are and not what we think we are!

Every aspect, every move we make in our lives plays a defining role us to be who we are meant to be? (Sounds Destiny-ish) Every1 would've dreamt to be smth good, smth great, smth awe-inspiring when they were young.

My 1st dream was to be a soldier fighting countless war - always victorious, always alive

Eat my bullets B!tCh!

Then i dreamt to be an aeronautical engineer assembling planes, warplanes instead of dreamliners. It lasted a few years and spurred my interest in assembling model airplanes and tanks which came to an abrupt end after i became poor.

After which i dreamt to become a Doctor to save life and be the most caring doctor in the world, needless to say famous and loved by all. It manifested into being my ambition which fizzled out after i flunk my stpm which happened most recently. And right now, i applied for engineering again. Maybe i'll tear u apart and fix u back again....mechanically.

Can i Feel You? Pwetty Please?

Anyhow, circumstances changes alot of things and i'm sure it has changed u in way. -Unless of coz u're those 1% which god didnt bother changing anything-. If u dont mind, share it with me. Leave a comment. =)

Grant Sacked!

Chelsea's manager or should i say former now,

Avram grant(I think thats how u spell his name) has been sacked after a not-so-humiliating lost to none other than man utd in the uefa cup final. Their luck just ran out is all i would say of their lost. Would that russian tycoon abramabitch or smth hire rjiikard from barcelona? Or would it be some1 else.. Hmmmm!




I'll prolly get banged for posting this shit coz they all know i dont give 2 cents bout this shit. But Whaddaheck

If i will do it,

I recently saw this article where certain groups are encouraging a no-trade or rather no-investment policies with companys hving links with terrorist linked states or rather in 'big bush' words, terror states.

So on one side they're hving sanctions against north korea and iran to... ugh cripple their economy and on the other they dont want american companies to do business with an iranian or a north-korean one?

Im sure u're thinking it fits the policy perfectly. Which is to say u're not very smart. =)

In this current global economy where America isnt as vital as it used to be, *notice subprime and how the world still goes on* American companies who dont deal with terror states are just losing out on business and..... more business. When they dont deal with them, guess who fills the damn gap! The Europeans, the Russian or the Chinese! Which just show that americans are dumbasses after all. *notice subprime... again* It meants, their no-trade/no-investment policy renders zero effect.

Anyway, if i would want to cripple an economy, i would encourage my country's company to deal with the targeted one. Hey! The more the merrier rite? I will invest in his country and gain as much of his market share as possible. I will make his economy so reliant on my companies that when i pullout everything money/assets bla bla bla... his economy will fail and the country would hit recession. *Asia economy 1997, george soros and his money*
I dont need no fucking troops, his citizens will screw his administrations themselves.

But then again, i dont run a country and i dont hv billions of RINGGIT or own any companies either. And im sure those Americans are smarter than they seem to be with some plan up their sleeve. *Notice their crazy debt yet the country aint bankrupt*

It cannot be

With all variables constant,
No change is expected!

Camp Mom

Another reason why u should never take a bath with danny if u're ever in camp or out in the wilderness ;


ms` says:
takpe

ms` says:
janji dun sulk masa main cs

ms` says:
(Y)

-poh- says:
LOL

-poh- says:
hahahhahahahahahhahaha

ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says:
when u see him on fri.. plz fuck him
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says:
thanx

-poh- says:
no..i want u to fuck me

ms` says:
xD

ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says:
WTF

I guess all this while being our camp mom and all has taken its toll on him. He has really gotten INTO that character. God Bless!

Yawn

She will be leaving today. I do not know what time, i do not want to know anyway. I wanted to see her tonight at least just to say goodbye and to hold her in my arms for one last time b4 a hundred miles separates us. Alas, i dont think i could. I guess i'll just hv to say goodbye to her in my sleep.... Fuck

Mother's Day?

You people ever heard of big-boobs-day or big-dick-day? Well if you dont go google it. Big-boobs-day is the day we honour all the members of the female sex, -hmmm and also those who've crossed the line- for giving us joy in oogling and making the members of the male gender blissfully happy. Where as big-dick-day is celebrated by the female sex to commemorate the guys with uhh well, pretty obvious? For a bigger dick means a higher percentage for the female to reach orgasm and we all know how hard it is for them to reach nirvana.

BULLSHIT!

Same goes for mothers day!

Look, im not totally against it but im against the idea that for that one day u treat ur mom very nice and for the next 364 days of the year you treat her like she's non-existant. You think she's naggy, you ignore her calls. She dont give u enough money to burn so u take it from her purse. You rather stare blankly at the wall than to... bla bla bla..

Listen here, what mothers want most is for their children to treat them WELL -note i didnt say good just well- ALL the time than for you to accumulate all that you want to do for her -Im sure u were thinking of those goodies u gonna buy for her when u ask her for money- and execute it on one single day! But hey, we all need a made up day to treat our mothers well rite? DAMN if there weren't any mothers day, does that mean we cant treat our mothers to dinner or lunch or buy her gifts?

BULLSHIT!

So treat you mother well ALL the time and put on a smile when u see her coz u blardy hell know she deserves better than to look at your ugly-sulking-disinterested-face. And even tho there are times she will be naggy. Realize, before arguing with her that all she wants to do is to look out for you. For they love you more than any other thing in this world.

Show me a mother who doesnt nag and i'll show you one who doesnt care.


Okay, so this is prolly a testimony to most of the guys who are like me where we find it hard to tell our moms how much we value their existence and how much we love her.

My promise

Why is it always late at night when I feel that I just had to voice out? As I lay on my bed thinking, have I just plunged myself into quicksand? I believe that I’ve invested too much. Too much that I might turn into a wussy and be vulnerable.
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How do you let go of smth that you can’t even get ur hands off? You can’t. I can’t but I will anyway. I cannot be selfish and I wont hinder anyone’s progress especially not hers. - Okay, i might be giving myself too much slack. She won’t allow me to even if I was selfish-.

We both hv our own career to fight for and although a great distance separates us, I believe that if we are both strong enough, we will make it work. Heck, im pretty sure she’ll be fine since she won’t mind not seeing me FOR A YEAR!!!!!! <--:From the horses mouth itself!” I’m thinking too much, we’ll find the boat when we reach the harbour and I at least will do my best to make things work. That is my promise to you.

Okay, im mighty good looking and i love you.

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If im right, you're wrong.

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OMG

Okay, the first thing u gotta do. Turn on ur damn speakers or plug in ur earphones if u dont hv one. The key is IMAGINE! You dont hv to look at the vid, just listen and IMAGINE!

They say manliness or macho-ness or male-chauvinistic-sonnuvabitchness can be judged from ones voice. So does it mean that possessing a deep loud voice means u're more manly than the guy standing next to you? Or would u rather be judged by the length of your dick? Okay wait... i digress.

Anyway, listening to the vid sent to me by kev (If you want his e-mail/phone just ask me) i just cant help myself.

xxx : " Will you all miss me?"
yyy: " we'll miss your fucking voice u fucktard, oh and your ass and your mouth and......"

My subsequent convo with kev:

[8:32:04 PM] Kev`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfA1jlwGnOA

[8:32:26 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: WTF

[8:32:28 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: kok chi n!

[8:32:40 PM] Kev`: LOL

[8:32:48 PM] Kev`: u usha

[8:32:54 PM] Kev`: cameraman voice

[8:33:02 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: eh u msg-ed me

[8:33:03 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: \XD

[8:33:05 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: i jsut checked my phone

[8:33:10 PM] Kev`: lc

[8:33:28 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: \XD

[8:33:36 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: what kind of fucked up voice

[8:33:36 PM] Kev`: Sent an ink message:

[8:33:40 PM] Kev`: L:LOL

[8:33:42 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: oi moi hei sik bbq

[8:33:46 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: ngor dei sik korean bbq

[8:33:50 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: FUCK U GAY BITCH

[8:33:51 PM] Kev`: xD voice pantat

[8:33:52 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: \__

[8:33:54 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: yea

[8:34:19 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: serious.... gay like

[8:34:21 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: cibai

[8:34:24 PM] Kev`: LOL

[8:34:30 PM] Kev`: miss calling fuckers

[8:34:30 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: CIBAI GAY

Anyway, if you know any of them in the video, dont tell them bout this post for you know those seemingly-different-from-original are kinda scary when they're angry. They might just run over to shag u even when u're a kilometre away.