Friday, January 28, 2011

I Wanna Be An Engineer!



WATCH THIS!! Hilarious!

Make sure you listen to the lyrics, very well panned out.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The abusive Cunt & Doreen Loo the Whore



I do not know if you have seen this video but it's been spreading like wildfire on facebook. Sue was telling me about this a few hours and i couldn't really relate to her anger. Then i watched the video and I understood perfectly what made her so angry.

I am infuriated by the lack of humanity, no im sorry. Im being too nice. By the absence of humanity in this beast and god forsake son of a bitch. Putting your mom's picture in your album don't score you any points you mother fucker.

I'm pretty sure you didnt get your dosage of drugs for that day. Maybe because you're so god damn sick u dont have any money to buy ketamine or ice or whatever fuck shit you down that ugly piece of shit you call a body that u 'decorate' with lead so that you could die faster.

Maybe subconsciously you realised that life is too kind. Giving you life was too kind. That you are better off dead or consigned to the depths of hell. Because that's where you should be. But don't, it's not a matter of IF u get there, it's when u get there and how long you gonna stay there you mentally ill bastard.

You know, you probably think you're great and very macho. But in fact, you're just a fucking big pussy, as big as your mom who beared you to this earth. Sorry, i shouldn't blame your mom for getting fucked and bearing you in a petrol station toilet. I'm blaming her for being such a lousy parent and taught you nothing. Shit, sorry again. She didnt teach u nothing. If she did teach you nothing then you wouldn't have learnt how to be so abusive. Hmmm, maybe you got it from your dad.

Your shadow is a fading one and light will shine and justice will be served on a hot plate rite up your ass. Yes, you wouldnt know what hit you when it does. Your gangster friends wouldnt have the balls to bail your broke-ass out because let's face it, no one can go against public opinion. And that includes you you castrated useless bastard son of gun.

Ahh, i realised there's a bigger bitch here. DOREEN LOO you filthy whore. That dickface is in the wrong for abusing that poor little poodle but you are more wrong for just standing there and video taping the abuse. Not partaking doesnt make you innocent and there must be some law that puts bitches that don't stop an abuse to jail.

Your face is similar to that poop i shit in the toilet this morning and you probably smelt just like it too. That's why you can only attract flies around you. And which is also why you will remain poor for the rest of your life you blardy bitch.

How can you put up with such actions where the dog is yours? Did u buy it to torture it? Then why have it in the first place? If you're gonna argue that you loved that poodle then why the fuck didn't you do anything?

I am gonna stop myself now.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Red Undies For Luck

I guess we Civil-ians are as entangled as ever. When the luck runs out from one of us, it runs out from all of us. 22 January 2011 was when the house cards falls down with a huge boom.

It started off perfectly. Everyone was merry and everyone was smiling and laughing. The atmosphere was so feel good you could just breathe the feel good feeling.

We left our cars at Cititel, some of us went to MOIS, some of us went to FAME. We were just searching for some innocent fun. At about 0230, it started crumbling.

A club got raided and some friends were caught in the fray, somehow they looked like criminals. Talk about face problem. -______________-.

Some, didnt bring their identification card. Please people, if you're not an illegal immigrant, bring that damned blue card with you when you're out. It doesn't weigh 5 grams!

A total of 3 cars from our side got broken into. 2 remained lostless but one was unfortunate. It was truly unfortunate and there's no way to explain it but to say it's a case of bad luck.

Apparently old cars are easy to break into, just slide a long ruler or stick into the spaces between the locks and it comes free. Damn, that's some shit seeing how we parked in the hotel and it's supposed to be safe. Or i thought it was.

The news came all out once, we found out the camera was missing and a few minutes later, the news of friends being raided arrived.

I think we all need some 'ong' to make ourselves luckier. I suggest wearing red undies once a week.
Heroes always die first.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Interests Me You

In my attempt to upgrade myself, i have searched through the web. Well not exactly, i just took the first hit i got on google. To find the most interesting topics that people you are conversing with will find interesting. Looking at the list, i think I'm seriously not that interesting chatter. OOooops? Here is the list :

1. Who is the most interesting person you ever met? You can see how this would easily lead people to voice
opinions and ask 'why?'
.
2. Where in the world would you most like to visit? This dream location may be shared by others and so it makes people feel solidarity, but also, people will be itching to ask 'why?' and keep the conversation flowing.

3. What has been the most life-changing experience you've ever had? Here, people can share funny and touching stories if they want to, which will help you get a deeper understanding of them. Likewise, if people don't feel relaxed enough to give a heart-felt reply they can answer in a funny way and it all adds to the conversation.

4. What is the most spontaneous thing you've you ever done? That opens the door to all sorts of funny and romantic stories.

5. Who's had the biggest influence on your life? Because this person has influenced the person you're asking, they must view them positively and have strong ideas about them. That means they're likely to enjoy talking about them.

6. What thing that you haven't yet done would you most like to do? This kind of inspirational question always gets people talking and everyone's usually happy to chip in with comments about people's hopes and wishes. Just be careful when commenting that you don't rain on their parade. It's their right to have whatever hopes they want.

7. What is the best quality you've inherited from either of your parents? This is particularly interesting at a family gathering when people know the parents you're talking about. It's also a bit of a bonding experience, speaking favorably about your parents.

8. From which person have you learned most in your life? This is another uplifting, positive topic of conversation that usually gets people talking.

9. What historical figure do you most identify with? This lets you know something about the other people around you; it also opens up discussion of the events these historical figures were involved in. Yes, potentially it takes you into dangerous waters of politics and religion but people usually take this question in the spirit of fun in which it's meant, so potentially awkward moments are easily averted.

10. What kind of music do you like? You could then go on to talk of CDs you've bought or gigs you've been too. You might even ask - 'what's the most embarrassing album in your collection?' That's usually met with all-round hilarity!

Go ahead people, make yourself more interesting and hang on to these simple guidelines. You might just be the next Oprah and people will queue up just to have a chat with you.

Errrr, wait i think i slipped up. If all of you were to follow this guidelines to the note then wouldn't all of you be saying the same thing? That wouldn't make me any more interesting would it if we were to speak the same topics??

zzzzz, I'm gonna go spend my next 5 mins of my life googl-ing the next most interesting conversation topics to have.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Two and a half weeks training for this one day and on this one day i cant run.

FUCK ME

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Is it me or did taylor swift suddenly became hotter?

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Champion pig

In my attempt to share a little of what i learnt, i ended up insulting the language. Thank you lee siew cheng.

[12:08:36 AM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: teach u
[12:08:38 AM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: mushroom
[12:08:38 AM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: is
[12:08:42 AM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: champignons
[12:08:46 AM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: in french
[12:08:47 AM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: nice word
[12:08:48 AM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: D:

[12:08:51 AM] äh©ћΞnĢ: XD
[12:08:53 AM] äh©ћΞnĢ: APA ni
[12:08:54 AM] äh©ћΞnĢ: XD
[12:09:00 AM] äh©ћΞnĢ: macam champion
[12:09:03 AM] äh©ћΞnĢ: n pig

Why? Why? Why?

Monday, January 10, 2011

Donating Blood Dont's

Guys, i have a little advice that I would like to share with you.

DO NOT EXERCISE after donating blood. If you're really desperate for it, do it tomorrow.

Else your world will start to look just a bit too swirly and you cant stand the feeling of standing. A little vomit is inevitable if you undertake said endeavour.

So listen to this piece of advice, do not exercise or do anything strenous after donating blood.

Monday, January 03, 2011

January the 3rd

I am once again back to the place where i cant even sign into msn messenger. it hum-drums of things cast a bleak shadow over my head. It's not that I don't like this place, it's just that to quote a friend,

"This place really sucks."

I would beg to differ but i'm suddenly lost for words.

I will now go to sleep with no new years resolutions made and no hope that this is just dream. When i wake up, i'll still be in this sucky place.

Saturday, January 01, 2011

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY

HAPPY

HAPPY

MMXI