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Okay, the first thing u gotta do. Turn on ur damn speakers or plug in ur earphones if u dont hv one. The key is IMAGINE! You dont hv to look at the vid, just listen and IMAGINE!

They say manliness or macho-ness or male-chauvinistic-sonnuvabitchness can be judged from ones voice. So does it mean that possessing a deep loud voice means u're more manly than the guy standing next to you? Or would u rather be judged by the length of your dick? Okay wait... i digress.

Anyway, listening to the vid sent to me by kev (If you want his e-mail/phone just ask me) i just cant help myself.

xxx : " Will you all miss me?"
yyy: " we'll miss your fucking voice u fucktard, oh and your ass and your mouth and......"

My subsequent convo with kev:

[8:32:04 PM] Kev`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfA1jlwGnOA

[8:32:26 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: WTF

[8:32:28 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: kok chi n!

[8:32:40 PM] Kev`: LOL

[8:32:48 PM] Kev`: u usha

[8:32:54 PM] Kev`: cameraman voice

[8:33:02 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: eh u msg-ed me

[8:33:03 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: \XD

[8:33:05 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: i jsut checked my phone

[8:33:10 PM] Kev`: lc

[8:33:28 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: \XD

[8:33:36 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: what kind of fucked up voice

[8:33:36 PM] Kev`: Sent an ink message:

[8:33:40 PM] Kev`: L:LOL

[8:33:42 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: oi moi hei sik bbq

[8:33:46 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: ngor dei sik korean bbq

[8:33:50 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: FUCK U GAY BITCH

[8:33:51 PM] Kev`: xD voice pantat

[8:33:52 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: \__

[8:33:54 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: yea

[8:34:19 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: serious.... gay like

[8:34:21 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: cibai

[8:34:24 PM] Kev`: LOL

[8:34:30 PM] Kev`: miss calling fuckers

[8:34:30 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: CIBAI GAY

Anyway, if you know any of them in the video, dont tell them bout this post for you know those seemingly-different-from-original are kinda scary when they're angry. They might just run over to shag u even when u're a kilometre away.

Why i can never do business; Why i must.

I dont think i can ever do business. To start off from the top, im not entrereneurial enough and to end it is that im just downright lazy. Forget proactivity or zeal, i'll hv none of those. And while you're cancelling, cancel any other business related characteristic one needs to hv. I rather laze bout counting money than earning it.

Which...

Is why i must, in the future. I hv no control over what my mind thinks even tho 60% of the time is about someone in my life. Nevertheless, business plans and ways to earn money are shoving and digging their way into my thoughts.
*Im beginning to generate an interest in the stock markets*

These "thoughts" if i let it get the better of me ,will be the driver of me doing business. The others would be my dream of lazing about counting my money which im currently having in my offi.... i mean my dad's office.

Choki Choki.

It has been AGES!!!! Many many years since i last saw you and i've missed you so. I've changed aplenty yet you seem unabated by the test of time. Maybe your will power is stronger, or maybe u're just an obstinate ass refusing to change with time. Which is best, for i like you just the way you are!

Okay, so i just dropped it over my keyboard. but, still... CHOKI CHOKI!!!!

I dont even know why i like this so much, but i remember eating this when i was rather small with my 6-months-elder cousin who's down in melbourne rite now.

It's so tempting! squeezing it out into a long string-like line takes much skill and effort.

Which i hv none.

Choki choki must be one of the best chocolate snacks ever created. And it's such fun to eat it.

Nevertheless, consume with caution. Ppl around you may call u a kid.

From 0 or 5 to 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9

I guess you all would've known by now about the 5 cents round up implementation. The abolishments of the 1 cent coin isnt so big a deal unless u factor in those sentimental blah blah. It's a good thing too, my mom wouldnt hv to keep bugging me to take those 1 cent coins anymore. There, another reduction of stress for her.

What i find peculiar about that radio announcement was:

xx: ...the cost will be rounded up to nearest 5 cents. Numerically - 1,2 and 6,7 will be rounded down while 3,4 and 8,9 will be rounded up.

Nthg wrong there!

xx: .. that this includes not only the individual item but also the final bill.

Now now, i was thinking that if the individual items will be rounded up or down, where the heck will there be a need to round up the final bill. You wouldnt find a .x6 cents or 7,8,9,1,2,3,4. Your final bill will either end with (.x5 or .x0) rite? ........... or is there a formula for changing zero and fives to other numbers w/o using mathematics?