Wanna join my LAG party?

heng mao! heng mao! heng mao heng mao!

LAN party became a LAG party because my internet line could not support 4 pc's at a go. Ditinggal untuk mati is one hell of a game with high requirements but it feels worse than playing RA3 when it's lagging.

and RA3 suck balls..........bad

Loo, Danny and mou huang eventually started dissing my lappie till it crashed. Sensitive bitch i have here i see. Time for a change. Intergrated graphics is a big no-no. It's so useless it's like Bush with his presidency.

Next target : Hp pavillion.

Because ASUS and VAIO is way overpriced and only rich people pay more for the same product. ;-)

So we played left 4 dead for awhile, hearing 3 gunshots for every pressed and in the words of danny agreed upon by loo:

Example 1
danny: Wow for the first time i can see them cumming!
loo : Yar wei!

Example 2
danny: Lol, u can melee tank...
loo: im Dead! im Dead!


We finally left left 4 dead to rot in the lag and went to play dota which yours truly has not touched for many months.

Alas, because Asus sucks, loo went to salivate on my couch leaving the 3 of us to defend by ourselves. And defend we did, til 0630 this morning.

And so on boxing day where there should be more sales, im sitting at home zombie-ing away due to lack of sleep. Office calls started coming as early as 9.30 and just ceased for lunch.

Fucking chinamans dont know how to rest!!!!


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I confidently drove all the way to the petrol station to buy newspapers. I entered the mart and look around for the news stand.

Hmmm, it's missing.

Maybe they are hiding it.

So i asked the fat lady at the counter if there's a copy of The Star hiding under her clothes. She shook her hand and told me, " The start tarak, hari ini, semua surat khabar tarak"

It's boxing day man. It's boxing day.