Bounced....

So you're all dressed up on a saturday night for a night out with some of your boys. You get into your jeans and put on a pair of slick clothes. You spray some cologne and rub a bit more onto your neck to make sure you smell good.

It was either Nike orAdidas since you dont own no louis vitton or Gucci. Adidas would serve you for tonite.

You get out from the car and head into the club. The guy before you got in without a moment pause and you walk casually behind him only to..

DENIED!

Bounced!

Come again? Sir, show me your i.c. please.

You're underaged sir, this club's for 23 and above only.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. Just because you earn a meager RM1200 per month for bouncing people doesnt give you the right to bounce people who look better and younger than you. You fat malay shit.

Sometimes having a young face really bust your balls up. Bitch!