Mother's Day?

You people ever heard of big-boobs-day or big-dick-day? Well if you dont go google it. Big-boobs-day is the day we honour all the members of the female sex, -hmmm and also those who've crossed the line- for giving us joy in oogling and making the members of the male gender blissfully happy. Where as big-dick-day is celebrated by the female sex to commemorate the guys with uhh well, pretty obvious? For a bigger dick means a higher percentage for the female to reach orgasm and we all know how hard it is for them to reach nirvana.

BULLSHIT!

Same goes for mothers day!

Look, im not totally against it but im against the idea that for that one day u treat ur mom very nice and for the next 364 days of the year you treat her like she's non-existant. You think she's naggy, you ignore her calls. She dont give u enough money to burn so u take it from her purse. You rather stare blankly at the wall than to... bla bla bla..

Listen here, what mothers want most is for their children to treat them WELL -note i didnt say good just well- ALL the time than for you to accumulate all that you want to do for her -Im sure u were thinking of those goodies u gonna buy for her when u ask her for money- and execute it on one single day! But hey, we all need a made up day to treat our mothers well rite? DAMN if there weren't any mothers day, does that mean we cant treat our mothers to dinner or lunch or buy her gifts?

BULLSHIT!

So treat you mother well ALL the time and put on a smile when u see her coz u blardy hell know she deserves better than to look at your ugly-sulking-disinterested-face. And even tho there are times she will be naggy. Realize, before arguing with her that all she wants to do is to look out for you. For they love you more than any other thing in this world.

Show me a mother who doesnt nag and i'll show you one who doesnt care.


Okay, so this is prolly a testimony to most of the guys who are like me where we find it hard to tell our moms how much we value their existence and how much we love her.