Sunday, November 23, 2008

2 hippos and 2 pigs...... on a court

Malaysia just wont herself a silver medal in the women's doubles category of the Chinese Open tourney. The pair of wong pei ty and chin smth smth gave a good fight b4 going down in straight sets. Heck they could even win it if they had a little more luck on their side.

But as things goes, luck usually dislikes being around fat people. Mind my bluntness.

As i watched the game unfolding before me, i saw 2 hippos running around the court and played with skill. They were against 2 pigs who had skills too. Now seeing 2 hippos + 2 pigs on so small a court isnt very pleasing but curiosity is a damn thing. How can those 4 fat things be so agile? Kudo's to the malaysian pair for being fatter, but still is as agile. HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN?

Being athletes means you're suppose to be fit which means u dont hv much excess fat which means ur body should be lean..... RIGHT?? unless you're a sumo, big is beautiful!

I dont mean to say that you hv to be thin but damn it, u cant hv 3 layers on your body man. Are you competing to be human 'sam chang yuk'?

But boy of boy can those hippos run around the court. The court is small but them being able to move about quickly to return the cocks... i mean shuttlecocks is no small feat. Which makes me wonder, how these 2 fat bitches can play so well and run around the court with so much fat hanging?

unless....... those fats are actually hidden oxygen tanks T.T. They might even make me eat their dust in running. Or their excess fat.

Hippo 1 : EAT! Eat it all up and make me look less like a hippo and more like a pig! EAT!
Hippo 2: No, no.. take me! Take me!

Thats not very pleasant.

Im suddenly feeling rather bad for talking bout fat ppl so i shall stop before i insult anymore. May god strike the next fat girl i see as punishment. T.T

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