Perth- 2nd day

Had a good night sleep since there wasnt anything to do but to sleep. I was all energetic for the 4 and half hours drive south to Albany. I made my intentions known to drive part way but...

Nope.

and they went on guessing what i did to the car on the eve of leaving for USM. and guess what? They even guessed correctly! But to save my skin i had to resort to the easiest getaway...

sleep.... most of the way to Albany,

only waking for breakfast,

Ham, cheese and egg sandwich... simple yet DELICIOUS!

from the mart at the petrol station which is very future tech.

Gull petrol station

now take a closer look at the pump.

Uh, year 2009? iszit?

You pay....at the counter INSIDE. I thought i was in the 70's man! DAMNNNNN.

Oh, and the fuel price fluctuates daily, dont be surprised if you see 126 here and a 119 just across the street.

First order of the day was a sight seeing trip to the wind farm.

Not-so-majestic Wind Farm

I have to admit when they say wind farm, i expected a bigger grander display of windmills, instead of a few here and there -_-.

Me and bro

BUT because Malaysians are eco-ignorant and we believe our petrol can sustain us forever, i dont recall ever seeing one back home. So i acted like how i should..... like a 'budak kampung'

Amboi.. besarnya!!!!

It was a short walk to the scenic locations from where we almost lost our breath on arrival. ;).

They are pretending to look good. Camwhores..

Family pic.

Dad reckon he lost some weight, i reckon by half a month, now it's 6 and half months. And the physiognomy... didnt change much.

Awwww.. my elderly.

Since wind farms are naturally by the beach, we got a glimpse of the ocean.

White mist.... so damn beautiful


This is just alrite, better ones later!

After taking in the wind farm, we headed back to Perth.

and on the way back, we saw kangaroos!!! i venture forth to take a shot at the venerable creature, whose meat they say as a replacement for beef. As it's been know to be quite a boxer, i lost my balls bout 50m from it and decided to take a shot at him then. I swear my parents weren't proud!

Hey, your balls jsut dropped off!!

If that really happened, my bro's corpses would've been devoured by that venerable creature, fed by me dad. We took an hour's drive to see 'The Gap' and 'The Bridge' which according to legend was beautifully sculptured by God's pussy.

Yeap, Mother Nature!

I had a sudden an awful feeling that there's a Malaysian in every single human being.

Wait for it...



Thank you come again.

The bridge is..... well a bridge

Tourist attraction 1

while the gap is a sheer sudden drop from the cliff...

Tourist attraction 2

Tourist in tourist attraction 2.

It was around 1600 hrs when we were done with looking at the effects of Her period and it'll take an hour to head to town so we had to leave.

Checked into All Seasons motel i think...

It's dark because...

and had to have our dinner In the hotel because...

Assort. seafood basket.

This Fish & chips shop is open for business for 3 hours daily only. AND it's take away only.. damn lan c to me honestly.

Fish & chips

It's as though they are doing it.... for the fun of it, not because they need the money!

But boy was it delicious. It beat manhattan fish market flat out. Flat... and i'm saying this even when the tartar sauce had to be bought separately. Flat!

At around 2200 hrs, we went out for a glass of wine and just chill. Very relaxing.

Went to bed at around 2330, boy was i leaving a healthy lifestyle.


We leave for a city called Denmark on the 3rd day. About 2 - 3 hrs drive west of Albany.

Perth - 1st day

Ahhh, Perth.
Capital of the State of Western Australia.
Home to peace-loving people and city with the least amount of skyscrapers i've seen. Shops closes at 1700 hrs and it gets dark at around 1800 hrs. Once a week shops opens till 9(thurs), due to the occurence of late-night-shopping and pointed by sean(my cous) because thats normally the day they get paid. Perfect place for liks and joann. I can die there if i stay longer than a month.

Left for the airport at 2100 hrs on 25-05-09 a monday. 3 hours the flight is due since airasia;

yes people my parents are so cheap that they rather break their backs than sit comfortably. So if you think i'm cheap, we all know now where that gene came from!

The name's AirAsia X - X being xtra wide or smth.... bullsh!t

It was a 5 and a half hours uneventful flight since i was trying to sleep all the way.

ON THIS!! Do i look like a midget?

Note: try. The only thing that left an imprint was my dad refusing to eat when the food carriage passed at around 2 a.m. because........ Rm18 for nasi lemak. Refer to point in 1st para. Alas, since he's almost 7 motnhs pregnant and needs to feed for 2(it seems) he had to order a mee cup at 4 a.m. to appease it never-to-be-born baby within. Oh, it's RM 6. @#%^$^$&

My parents! Sedihnya....

Arrived at perth at around 0600 hours with the weather plotting to give me the flu of the swine(XD) and chilling my bones. This morning is especially nasty. Bro picked us up and we went over to his friend's place to await the check-in time which is at 1400 hrs.

Had my first authentic aussie breakfast. Somehow i managed to chug the whole plate myself.

The even call it Aussie Breakfast! A$ 14.

Got my first sight-seeing trip from the hostess(bro's friend) Jesse. She brough us to Kings park to take a morning stroll.

What tickled my light bulb was when she said people drive their car up here at night... to fuck. Yes, Perth-ians fuck in their cars at night in Kings park and they dont have to worry bout Ulama's knocking on their window.

The condominium behind costs A$ 12 000 000. Thats 12 million baby. It looks lavish as hell from the outside and it's big. Uninteresting. =\

Afterwhich we went to University of Western Australia where Jesse studied.

Suns in my eye! Sun's in my eye!!!!

As i walked, the 'Uni feel' was overwhelming. It makes you feel you're in a University and not in some backwater village.

Alas, i shan't compare. UWA has been established for 100 over years. USM i would say is like a teenage boy planting his seed to be sown later. There is much to learn and much progress to be made...

For some reason i like this much.

I couldnt stay long in UWA, the more time i spend there i more i feel i shouldnt be heading back to USM, the more i say to myself FUCK ME!

She brough us to the Town of Cottesloe facing the ocean and serves some good italian ice-cream.

Beach of Cottesloe.

At first i really think australians are a bit retarded for not scooping it into balls like how they do it here, but then i realised... they are actually giving us more value for money.

After indulging in the ice-cream we went to Harbour Town to do abit of shopping before we leave for Albany the next day.

400 miles south.

That would be the end of the 1st day. I've decided to break-up my post to a few short ones instead of pulling a long one. Will update every 2 days. Cheers

Keng Gao Sui

Will blog bout perth in a couple more days. Been bored outta my mind the last few days ultimately rendering me out scourging for fun....... which never came to be anyway.

In the mean time, if you understand cantonese, watch the following clip. It's keng gao sui!

Rightfully mine

my results... sucked

Didnt make it into the Dean's list yet again.

But i actually cant emo, results reflects the amount of effort spent on studying.

I deserved it.

and why the fuck is my room 6035B?

BLOK SH6/ BILIK 6035B

isnt that the friggin ground floor?

Patek philippe's phrase ROCKS:

You never really owned a Patek philippe, you merely looked after it for the next generation.

Beat that rolex.

Back

Just got back from Perth. Wasn't too shabby cept that i couldnt do Bungee. Damn thing was closed... due to winter ?

Perth aint as boring as they all paint it to be. Will update soon.

Voodoo

Perth in 26 hours....

I've managed to stuff 4 days worth of clothing into my hand-carry and there's so much space left i dont know what to bring. Apparently it's rather cold during this period of time; Autumn heading towards winter but whaddaheck. We malaysians are so sick of being sweaty at all times we relish the chance of feeling the chills once in awhile.

The importance of a pair of good shoes!!
If you're gonna walk, you gotta be comfortable!

With good enough ankle support. All purpose, all terrain! Lil dirty..... forgot to wash. Okay okay... I meant I forgot to ask my maid to wash.

But what's more important than my sport shoes is my leather shoes:

Apparently i can't enter the casino there without leather shoes. It's as though your shoe determines your age. But then again if there were smart, they wouldnt have been thrown there by the British. Damn prisoners..

Very worn out, used it during my scouting years till now. Imagine what kinda shit it must've went through.

The second most important thing in my bag : MUD! Had to make use of this instead of my usual Arimino since it disppeared into thin air. When you need it the most, it's not there kinda like....a gum? Wtf?

Definitely the most important thing:

For those who have enjoyed the joys of using one, you would agree that an Ipod is very very important. For those who haven't, just admire the beauty..

Perth in 26 hours!

HE IS DEAD!

Robert furchgott is Dead!!!!!!

who?

The Father of Erection is dead!

T.T

Read here

sOoOoo

In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what I'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each other's mind
Just to see what we find
Looking shit through each other's eyes

But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo
They can all get fucked.
Just stay true to you sOoOoo
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo
They can all get fucked.
Just stay true to you sOoOoo

Came across this in the Times;

Rifat Haye a modern pakistani said, "The Swat Valley does not define Pakistan!"

Well, i agree with her, the Swat Valley defines the failure of Pakistan.

Malaysia lost

Damn good fight by chong wei and koo-tan. Lin dan was just one class above but the the 2 asses surely could've won. Nevertheless we lost to China but boy did we give them a match.

Now we aim for 3rd placing. XD

Semi-finals against China

Sudirman cup 2009.

Malaysia vs China at 1900 hours later.

We'll have a 50-50 chance of getting into the final if the women doubles need not play. If however the decider falls upon them then i'll have to wipe my tears and say goodbye malaysia.

If we are ever reliant on those 2 to win a match, we might as well rely on 2 ants holding badminton racquets.

Let's just pray our men's singles and doubles and our woman singles can win their respective matches. May we set up a final showdown and have our revenge against in the words of kev: "fucking koreans."

God Bless Us!

Beautiful

This is some good music..



Eminem!!

No job?

I think i didnt get the job. It's an hour till Thursday and i havent gotten any reply. People these days are lacking of basic decency;

shouldn't he at least e-mail me to let me know i didnt get it?

Guess i'll have more time measuring my house..

Worse thing than having allies is having no allies.

-Sir Winston Churchill-

Bungee!!

I am making a promise to myself to try my hands on bungee jumping no matter how expensive it might be. BOOO YAH!

*There are a range of things to do in Perth's suburbs, among its many wildlife and adventure parks, and vineyards. The adventure parks include Adventure World and Bungee in Briba Lake, and Cable Water Park in Spearwood.

Yes, im heading to Perth at the end of this month..

Bungee!! Woots

Results from the poll

Results from the poll:-

13- As ugly as you
1 - plain ugly
1 - rawks my socks

The person who voted rawks my socks is either way too nice or is in love with me.
To all you predictable people who made the count reach 13, i just wanna pleasantly say...

=)

Have a nice day.

Applied for a job

I've just e-mailed my application for a job as a Promoter at sunway next week. Had no idea why i did it, but i did it anyway. Stated working hours was from 10-10. That's 12 hours of work! I dont even work that long for my dad. WTH!!! But then again, the pay's at RM130 per day.

Hope it's worth it.

This is smth new to me as i've -let me pull a conjob- limited working experience. Working for my dad doesnt count since.... well, it's my dad. Hopefully it'll be as fun and challenging as i hoped it'll be when i sent my application.

I gotta say, it'll place me out of my comfort zone and i wonder if i can adapt. LOL, yeah rite. I eff-ing can i'll say. Alas, wether i'll do a good job or not awaits to be seen and my only worry is that i'll walk out of the job after 6 hours in it.

That would be bad!

Gotta wait for the guy's reply to see if i get the job. Hopefully i'll get it.... this boredom is killing me.

Any girls up for a date?

Why do YOU always send it my way?

Unfair

THE STAR- page W34.

On the bottom right it reads, Aussie court: Girl can remove breasts.

Most Malaysian girls want something on their chest but cant seem to grow em and then this girl who have smth, doesnt want it.

Life is just so unfair.

;)

Asshole

A sumptuous dinner treat by liks at ELCERDO's was the highlight of my WEEKS and maybe weeks to come. It's a purely pork place and the pork they serve is seriously.... the stimmest shit ever!!!

Delicious foods doesnt normally come with a hefty price tag but this one did. If you're the type who skimps on food but splurge on material goods here's a piece of advice : DO NOT ENTER!

=)

Alas we neglected to take any pics....

Anyhow, after being treated so lavishly. I had to do a wee bit on my part to give him a treat. Now this ass wont enter any club just yet so i was forced to do it at a roadside bar.

I thought he was gonna be a bit tipsy from one, he was sober as hell after two. With an accurate comment from ah liew "Asshole doesnt drink not because he cant, it's just because his dad doesnt want him to!"

Here's the vid of his SECOND Flaming Lamborghini @ some roadside bar @ changkat Bkt Bintang.



Happy 21st birthday ass.

New look

I've revamped my blog's outlook hoping it'll be less boring-looking than the previous. The contents are looking rather okay but there's smth bout the colour which needs tweaking.

Gotta wait awhile till i figure what else to change.

Oh i...
Added a poll
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Remember to vote! =)

Chicken A la Carte

Just got this through an email from one pei theng and i was half expecting to be some spoof in one way or another.

Not many things can bring me to close to tears but this video was close. No it didnt bring tears rolling down my cheeks nor was my eyes sweling up. Yet, the sadness within was no doubt strong. The feeling of pity and...... what? anger? Of my inability to do anything? I dont know.

View this movie at cultureunplugged.com

Hunger is a big..... Huge problem in this overpopulated world. People just kept on fucking without thinking or wearing a condom. I reckon they figured God will put food on their plate for they are just following his command; " Move Forth and Multiply!"

We all need to do what little we can to eradicate hunger as best as we could. When you see that volunteer with an ugly looking shirt holding a brochure that reads World Food Programme, please donate that one red sheet of paper that bears the face of a dead king. It aint gonna burn a hole in your wallet and you get to feed some starving children a few thousand kilometres away, or maybe just a few mils away from you?

It's 0230 hours in the morning and here i am thinking.... what the fuck can i do about this? Really... what can i do?


Oh i forgot, note to all readers: try your best to forgive the lousy singing and concentrate on the clip. =)

My Gift

I'll be leaving later in the afternoon and i was feeling a guilty
leaving empty handed without a departure gift.

Hence, came into mind the perfect gift.




This shirt looks so damn nice on anyone
that i figured they'll make better use
of it
than it will ever be sitting
in my closet,
still wrapped in plastic.

I actually wanted to show you
the full beauty of it,
but because i care for you.
I will endure this pain alone.

Yes,
there are people in my campus
who
wears this shirt,
parading it's beauty.
I pray to Allah, Jesus and the Lord Buddha
to keep
this 'creation'
within the vicinity of this campus ONLY!
Pray it does not spread out.
Pray!
Pray!
Pray!

May not be

He stares ahead, but he cannot see,

The world’s a mist, a fog through trees,

Embraced with luck,

The goddess of joy,

What you see, may not be.

A thread there was,

With time, effort and love,

Spun,

How strong it holds, how strong it looks!

Fragility of life, it was unknown,

A dubious face, a non-chalant face,

Masks the storm beneath the calm.

What you see, may not be.

Hail the world, the happiness beget,

Tomorrow lived, tomorrow’s day,

The eyes that bore see not the light,

But only the desire, the yearning.

The heart craves, the mind refuse,

The war within rages un-defused,

Hail the world, the sorrows beget,

A greying sky, a thinning thread.

Poetry for the soul,

Was what this meant to be,

What it achieve, that may not be.

It just may not be.

FUCKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I might just have gotten my first C today. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

It's just the heat.

I think the heat is screwing with me. I cant seem to feel full. I've had my lunch at 1300 and had since chugged down half a loaf of toast em which i bought after lunch.

The only thing stopping me from finishing that blardy small loaf is that i'm saving it as tonight's supper.

Damn stomach still feel as empty as when i just woke up.

It's not me... it's just the heat.

HOT

One Word : HOT!

Exams are up!!!!!

Finals starts on Monday and i will be sitting for 6 papers; 4 core subjects and 2 language courses. Been preparing for it as best i could but you know how last minute mugging ALWAYS seem to never work.

It's times like this which makes you regret not paying more attention during lectures and spending a lil more time on the books during lecture weeks. Alas, as regretful as you might feel, the orgasmic feeling of having holidays overwhelms it all...

leave you with nothing but an empty urge to hv FUN FUN FUN and moree FUN!!!!

Because you know, it's gonna start ALL OVER AGAIN in 2 months.

I've been dragged.. okay exaggerated, persuaded to go to the library to study for as many as 4 days in the row this week. That beats the total entries i made to the library during all 14 weeks of lecture. Which stood at 0 by the way. Entering the library for THE STAR, does not count.

A lil nagging feeling that i might be conspired to turn into a nerd just cant be suppressed.

Thoughts of me, turning into him is just a weeeeeee bit too hard to swallow.

But then again, doing a lil bit of mugging b4 exams aint nerdy. It's called re-dumping sand into the grave that i've dug out for myself over the past few months. I aint getting out of it but if I dump enough sand, my erected dick might just stand out.

In short, Damage Reduction.

Timetables alright i'll hv to say, it aint a killer like mechanical who'll be sitting for 4 papers in 5 days.

Monday 13-04-09
EUM 112 Mathematics 0900 hours Voll stressig!!!! (Very stressful)

Thursday 16-04-09
EAS 152 Strength of Materials 0900 hours This is a bitch!

Friday 17-04-09
LKM 400 B.M. 1500 hours Need i say more?

Monday 20-04-09
EEU 104 Electrical Technology 1415 hours Getting struck by lightning is easier than this shit.

Wednesday 22-04-09
LAG 100 German Language Lv 1 1415 hours Das ist okay.

Friday 24-04-09
EAS 181 Concrete Technology 1500 hours Even the name bores.

Sad to say..

I've always had my doubts but i guess he finally laid it to rest.

dannyG- said (9:58 PM):
*wtf
-dannyG- said (9:58 PM):
*u are the gay
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:57 PM):
*k im gay
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:57 PM):
*wanna fuck ?
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*yeaaa
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*why not
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*=)
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:58 PM):
*FUCKKKK MAN
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:59 PM):
*that was just a test


After realising his shit was out in the open, our gay friend tried in vain in a weak attempt to change the conversation topic :

-dannyG- says (9:59 PM):
*i saw this pic on facebook
-dannyG- says (9:59 PM):
*DAMN FUNNY
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:59 PM):
*?

A twitch of his finger and he sent me crashing back.

Noobs

Remember when i said ABS means Anti Lock Braking System and no1 believed me for you all thought it was AUTOMATIC Braking System?

Plz turn to Sunday Star pg F33.

BLACKLISTED

He's so lucky that on his 1st day...

....Our glorious country has been blacklisted by the OECD for being a tax haven and hence a scourge to the new banking method.

OECD = Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.

Read Here !!!!

Thats some heavy shit, since being blacklisted means countries would try to avoid doing business with us because THEY'll lose out on Tax Revenue to Us. Now since we aint a big-assed trading partner to anyone or are we close to being considered a vital trade partner to any country so this blacklist MIGHT carry from adverse effect.

But then being a tax haven, corporations wil surely consider doing business with us because they wont have to pay as much tax compared to if they do it elsewhere. Hmmmmmmm........?

All our Glorious Prime Minister of our Glorious country said was: "We should not be in that category as, in practice, we have been committed to OECD requirements," he said in a statement. "

Ughhhh, Yes Mr. Prime Minister. I'm sure your words carry alot of weight, Oh Glorious One.

Alas, im pretty sure the OECD will be obliged to agree. They wouldn't want to be blown to bits now would they?

GPM says Fuck you, you mongolian p*ssies!

GPM = Glorious Prime Minister.

plz no ISA T.T

Rain Warriors

After pulling an all-nighter for that dumbassed-lk-2 units-scoring-only A minus-anyway- and sleeping thru the whole day, one's energy level is serious sapped.

Playing RAIN WARRIORS with 2 other guys and 2 girls at 6pm after volleyball was no fun at all. Where and if you need help warring the rain. We will come, with wet t-shirts and undies to your rescue!

Featuring Kok huat as CloudAss, Kit Hock the WindDick, Katherine as StormBeech, Siew Cheng the ThunderBoobs and David as RainWuss.

We cannot call the rain to stop but we can get drenched for you! Dial 1-800-rainwarriors-888 now for assistance! Standard caller charges apply.

Rain, oh why did you lighten before dropping your whole shitload down on us? WHY give us FAKE HOPE??????? Bitch....


But i'm happy now.

because i have McD!!

FIllet O fish baby.

Yeah, you noobs can drool all you want! Pffft

Names are wholly made up. I take no responsibilities!!!

Green

Orientation is a go.

Now the work begins.

Earth Hour 60

If we have another, we're allowed to splurge. But we dont!

EARTH HOUR. Turning off your lights for an hour tonite at 8.30 to 9.30 to do your part to conserve energy and save the environment!! Will be participating tonite!!

Since any gadget that has a screen emits light, that should be turned off too instead of just your table lamps or ceiling lights. And that's exactly what i'll be doing. My laptop and phone will be off during that period.

Do your part too!
Protect the environment, save the world!!!


I shall have a one hour slumber.

apexation?

Apparently apex regulates that orientation needs to be reduced to the minimal and terminated all together for schools. The deputy dean said he'll think about it and will let me know on monday if it's a go.

Whaddaheck.

Project Manager

I've been chosen to be the project manager for next year's orientation of the civil noobs. This is would be a rather fun and exciting experience.

My selection came as a surprise for i didnt even know a year 2(next year) would be left in charge for orientating the 1st years. Shouldnt that be a job for the year 3(next year)?? Hmmmm....

Wait a minute, that would be me!!!

The job was thrown to me as unexpectedly as having a snake slither up your shit hole while you're taking a dump. BS!

But hey, i aint passing up on such a new and challenging task. Boo Yah!!!

The first obstacle i met was in setting up my committee. I was expecting much agreement when i was selecting my members but alas, some was busy or had other obligations and some refused. Furthermore, i didnt want my committee to be fully chinese. I just find there's smth wrong with that. I asked the malay guys to participate only to find none would. The only consolation was the activity of the malay girls. Kudos.

Loves hating you people.

Gotta start planning the orientation week and im looking for a new concept to orientating the noobs. Last years sucked so bad it was boring. I dont know what im looking for yet but i'm confident we can come up with smth smart and fun. Bitch-slapped if we dont!!!

If any of you have any ideas to contribute, please post a comment or send an e-mail. I could get all the help i need. Thanx and God Speed!

F1! F1! F........

Afterburners

I'm in a 400m race and i tripped and fell at the 100m's mark. Everyone is zooming ahead and the finishing line aint coming closer to me. I'll just have to pick myself up and run faster than before to make up for lost time.

Knowing that you could finish 1st yet still failing to do is one of the suckiest feeling ever.

And im not about to let myself feel that once again.

They just dont..

Man utd just lost 2-0 to fulham and thats a huge blow to having a secure title.

But i aint blogging bout football, less my friends come raining down with words.

As i was watching the first half, a question came to me.

What is so captivating about watching 22 men chase after a ball with the goal post so big, it makes it almost too easy to score.

*notice no question mark*

What i was curious about. Why cant women grasp the beauty and the excitement of watching a football game on tv like us men do?

Ughhhhh??? I was sure there were WMD!

I think it's because women dont listen! Yeap, a very simple answer to a difficult question.

What makes watching football so enjoyable for us is that we not only understand the game, we open our ears and listen to the commentators. They have to be rather good at their job and their commentating is what adds up to our excitement level. Their speech gets faster and louder as the balls gets near the post and ends with a GOOOAALLLLL; if it really culminates to that.

Women normally dont listen that well, heck sometimes they dont even listen at all. Try having a heated argument with the female species and you will understand how hard is it to REASON with them. Even if you have all the solid evidence and reasoning, you can never make her understand.

This is sorely based on the nature of women when arguing with men:
a) You're always wrong
b) She's always right
c) Why cant YOU understand HER point instead of her seeing the valid reason and evidence that is provided.

Since they dont understand the game that well and they watch with their ears closed, they cant sense the excitement of the game. They cant hear the quicken speech nor sense the tension and anticipation of what's going to happen next.

It's as though, they are watching a mime.

If only they can hear themselves.

Dont really believe me? Try watching a game with the volume muted.

Out of the Blue

If they're sincere, they will come and beg me to take your number.


*edited from ms*


Words of wisdom

Tags are created by Girls! I am CONFIDENT!

I am 100% sure that tags are created by girls. Only they could think of smth so sinister!!!

001. Real Name: Yap Wooi Hong
002. Nickname(s): Hmmm, i'm an ass, occasionally an asshole and sometimes a bitch.
003. Age: Old enough to date your mom.
004. Horoscope: Virgoan libra.
005. Male or Female: Male
006. Elementary School: Sek. Sri Bunga Raya.
007. Middle School: I only have primary and secondary in my dictionary. =\
008. High School: Victoria Institution
009. College School: funny.. this is like university ucsi
010. Hair colour: Black
011. Long or Short: nicht lang
012. Loud or Quiet: depends
013. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans
014. Phone or Camera: Ipod baby.
015. Health Freak: I masturbate daily to prevent prostate cancer. counts rite?
016. Drink or Smoke: Bottoms up!!
017.Do you have a crush on someone: If there were more girls in campus i might. No wait, more quality girls.
018. Eat or Drink: Dont drink on an empty stomach. We DINE then we BOTTOMS UP!
019. Piercings: Nien
020. Tattoos: Always wanted one
021. Social or Anti-Social: Friendly if you are =)
022. Righty or lefty: ambidextrous..... i wish
023. First piercing: nien
024. First relationship: i forgot when -_-
025. First Best Friend: Winson!
026. First Award: drattzzzzz... dont judge me.
027. First Kiss: STD 2. YOU did it on purpose and YOU KNOW IT!
028. First Pet: i kept changing i forgot their names. My current is zaizai.
029. First Big Vacation: LA! was so excited i couldnt sleept the nite b4 and slept the whole flight. We being chinese, i got screwed for not stealing toiletries. I WAS ONLY 9!!! T.T
030. First Love at first sight: were we that?
031. First Big Birthday: full moon. Im chinese!
032. First Surgery: Primary 5!
033. First sport you joined: Football.... *To Victorians* Yea yea.. screw you!

Boom!

This or That
034. Orange or Apple juice: Apple
035. Rock or Rap: Rock?
036. Country or Screamo: Country
037. NSYNC or Backstreet boys: But im helpless when she smiles!
038. Britney spears or Christina Aguilera: Choosing btw a hoe and bitch. Be my guest.
039. Night or Day: That would depend on the activity(s) involved.
040. Sun or Moon: Sun
041. TV or Internet: Internet!
042. Playstation or xbox: I'll take a portable gaming rig. Thx!
043. Kiss or hug: Both
044. Iguana or turtle: What the flying fuck?
45. Spider or bee: Refer to above.
046. Fall or spring: Spring
047. Limewire or iTunes: iTunes
048. Soccer or baseball: Confirmation: Creator is a Yankee skank with too much time.

It takes only a needle.

Currently
049. Eating: My hate for tags.
050. Drinking: My despise for tag
051. Excitement level: POTONG STIM by tags
052. I'm about to: Dream about beautiful dreams.
053. Listening to: Please just take this photos from my hand.
054. Plan for today: Ways to get back at those who tagged me.
055. Waiting for: World peace. Stupid skank.
056. Energy Level: Tanked because of tags
057. Thinking of someone: Pretty sure she came into my mind.
058. Want kids?: Skank
059. Want to get married?: But we just met dear.
060. When?: when your face depreciates and your assets diminish.
061. How many kids do you want: God told me to move forth and multiply. A sin to disobey. T.T
062. Any name on the mind: nien
063. What do you want to do: Kill, no thats too kind. Torture siew cheng and william.
065. Mellow future or wild: Wild!!!
066. Something you would never try: Hitting on my friend's mom.
067. When do you want to die: When all around is dead. I'll move forth and multiply.

Which is the better in the boy/girl you like(in the future)
068. Lips or Eyes: The shine in your eyes is the brightest light.
069. Romantic or Funny?: As long as you're not boring =)
070. Shorter or Taller?: Shorter than me plz. I dont want to stand on a stool to kiss you.
071. Protective or Caring?: If i need your protection, you're either A) my parents or B) a condom.
072. Romantic or Spontaneous?: Refer to 69..
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms?: If you're fat.... wait who are you again?
074. Sensitive or Loud?: A lil of both plz.
075. Hook-up or Relationship?: Relationship.
076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant?: Knows how to have fun.
077. Muscular or normal: Stupid yankee skank.

.........

Have you ever...
078. Kissed a stranger: no
079. Broken a bone: Yes
080. Lost glasses or contacts: I need extra hands!
081. Ran away from home: You'll want my life.
082. Held a gun/knife for self defence: Yes, That apple was going to KILL ME!!!!
083. Killed somebody: Dumb skank.
084. Broken some one's heart: Yes.
085. Had your heart broken: Yes
086. Been arrested: Kopi works wonders.
087. Cried when someone died: Yes
088. Liked a friend more than a friend: Platonics remain platonics.

Do you believe in
089. Yourself: Confident asshole.
090. Miracles: Yes
091. Love at first sight: She must be real beautiful.
092. Heaven: I'm going downwards anway.
093. Santa Claus: Is it summer already?
094. Tooth Fairy: Yankee skank.
095. Kiss in the first date: I must've brought my A game.
096. Angels: Oh i was dating one but then she dumped me. T.T

Answer Truthfully
097. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now? Like i said, she dumped me. T.T
098. Are you seriously happy with where you're in life now? Happiness is a relativity
099. Do you believe in God? Kuan yin plz pull me back to Heaven when i die. T.T and leave all my other fuckers down there. Thank You! Ngek ngek ngek.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people.

Oh i aint tagging 10. That would be too nice and i'll have to live up to my nicknames. 'GOOD' things are meant to be shared anyway.

Every single one of you who read this and who owns a blog you gotta do this. YOU'RE TAGGED!!!

ubermen, you're included.

For those who dont have a blog, type it down in Microsoft word or notepad then send it to ME. I'll post it up FOR you.

I love you guys too. Have a nice life!

Out of The Blue

If you feel guilty about going on a vacation by airplane, you can pay someone to offset your carbon footprint. E.g you're paying some1 else not to fly.

I wonder then if you can pay someone to give you some time?
E.g. He offsets his time with you getting some of his.

Now time would really mean gold.

Quickie to Ipoh

Ipoh is a city for old men. It's surroundings are so peaceful and quiet you'll think it doesn't deserve to be the capital of perak. But recently it had been more eventful and thus deserves more attention. Many thanks to Mr. Zambry and Mr.Nizar, both every enthusiastic entertainers. *Bumps*

Seeing how things are meting out, we had to make a trip there. Tommy was bragging too much bout Ipoh's delicious food that we have had enough of hearing and must try it for ourselves.

At noon on friday we took the Parit buntar - Taiping and then the Taiping - Ipoh 'Express' bus. It was sooooo damn comfortable that they had to turn off the air cond to make it a lil uncomfortable for the passengers. And it wasnt express at all. 3 of us made the trip, clement, myself and tommy was our host.


Tommy was a good host and his family were even better. His mom's cooking was so stimming we almost came in our pants. I'm so gonna ask for the recipe to her 'lou chu kiok'. *drools*.

We had a whole list of things we wanna eat. Alas, since ipoh is the city for old men, most of it is for breakfast and they're so good they close b4 11.

Qn :What the heck do you all eat at nite?
Ans: We cook.

-case closed-

Okay, we ate quite a number but i only managed to remember to take pictures of 2. These are the stimmest shit ever for their kind.

No.1 - Funny Mountain Tau foo fa.


The texture of the beancurd was so smooth that;
Qoute: "It's so smooth that when a fly parks there, it will slip off!"

The taste was perfect and the aroma especially stimming. The sugar syrup wasnt overly sweet and was just right if not perfect for the beancurd. Funny Mountain beancurd normally closes at around 4 in the afternoon after only a few hours of business. If you're going there, you MUST stop by, it's the stimmest shit ever, stimmest!!! Oh, it's RM0.80 per bowl and RM1.70 if you take away.

No.2 Beancurd Drink

At the same stall, 'tau cheong shui' This wasnt as good as the beancurd for me. Nevertheless you can expect it to have good quality since they use the same beans. RM 1.70 per bottle.

No.3 Nam Fatt Noodle Shop


Had this for dinner last night. It's dry curry mee, comes with 'siu yuk' but i forego the meat. Ordered fried stuff like wantan, prawn roll and etc.

Now, the one on my spoon is called 'Fish Mai'. It's actually just fried fish ball but it's not just any fried fish ball. It's THE friend fish ball. I thought the fish ball noodles at Jln Loke Yew serves the best damn fish ball ever, this Fish Mai hammered it to 2nd place without a fight.

Altho fried, it maintains the juiciness and the tanginess of the fish. The texture of the meat was excellent. You dont even need any sauce or gravy. Stimmest fish ball ever, that is until the find a better one. ;-)

Gotta make another trip to Ipoh and try the ones we've missed out. Prolly during the hols if possible. Ipoh is the city for old men, those old men cooking might just leave this world and i wouldnt get to taste their cooking even when i get old.

Time is against us!

For a laugh.

He know's the value of persistence... XD


click HERE!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7917137.stm

What in the horses.....?

We've all been there when it happens, sometimes we might even be the ones who are doing it. It doesnt matter how old or what you're doing, there would definitely be people who would be doing it.

Maybe they do it unconsciously, maybe they really do believe in what they were saying themselves. Who knows?

Okay, what the heck am i talking about?

You guys came out from the exam hall and you gather around with your friends for awhile to talk about what just happen. You might be discussing the questions tested or just waiting about for you friends to leave.

Nthg wrong there.

But as the conversation progresses, you hear from at least one person how they are gonna fail and how crappy they feel. I bet that person cant even rmbr 1/4 of his/her answers yet here he/she is fretting bout how badly he/she has done and how it's all fucked up.

You play either 3 roles here:
a) You just shut the hell up
b) You console the fella telling him/her that failure wont occur
c) You join in with that asshole

Nthg wrong there either, IF THAT REALLY HAPPENS! ;-)

Instead, when the results are out, he/she which was fretting bout failing scored better than you did or heck, got an A grade. Good for him/her really but i gotta say...

What In The Horses Mouth Just Happened?

I really dont get it when people start fretting bout failing right after exiting the exam hall. What are you seeking? Solace? Consolation? Or just to make people feel shitty when you laugh at their sorry asses when you fared better? IF you think you did so damn badly, do what i do SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST EMO!

I mean, does making yourself sound dumb or giving an impression that you did badly excites you? Or rather, you purposely did so to make yourself feel better when you see your results better than your dismayed expectations?

It's like lying to yourself and putting yourself down and predicting the worse to enable yourself to rejoice when your results are less poor. If you really wanna do that, why cant you do it in the bathroom? Why do you have to announce it out loud?

all this reminds me of a story....

It was back in form 6 and we just got back our maths results for the mid term. I had no expectations as long as i did not fail and i was damn close to achieving just that. So me and my friends who sucked just as excellently started chatting away.

Sitting infront of me was Mr. Big Head and he was saddened by his results. He expected better. Suddenly, the girl sitting next to him started to pull a long face and if i rmbr-ed correctly she started to cry.

okay, girls, cry, results. All the right ingredients.

Mr. Big Head started consoling her and trying to make her to stop wetting the table. Saying all those nice things that people like to hear. Like ecstacy for the soul, you sick assholes. Anyway, what blew my balls off and i couldnt stop laughing was that this girl scored a high B+ where as Mr. Big Head was nowhere near her marks.

There it was, one dumb asshole, consoling a 'smart' person who think she was dumb. It was so ironic that i couldn't stop fucking Mr. Big Head for being dumber than he really was.

Why the heck would he console a person who fared better than himself when even he felt like shit and needed consoling?


I might try to understand you people, but i definitely wont try to like you. ;-)

If you who are reading this belong to the group i just described, Seek Medical Attention immediately. You are SICK!


Damn it, these 2 words just came into my mind and it might just describe you people exactly.

Attention Whores!

Failure

Ahhh.. Failed..... miserably.

We won nevertheless.

Rebound King

My back is killing me! Arching it backwards generates pain that it auto corrects itself. It prolly caused by my jumping around too much for volleyball and basketball.

Yesterday's semi-final match was a disgrace for me. Didnt contribute much cept for running around with no direction to go. Couldnt even take any rebounds. WTF? I'm 100% sure i could jump higher than any one them but i couldnt reach for shit.

I think it's my hurting back. Bitch!!!

Gonna play in the finals today, and i vow to myself to control the rebounds. RAWR!!! I wanna be rebound king! RAWR!!!

Will update later or tmrw.

Please take these photos from my hands

Note the notes.

My phone rang at 0800 hours a few days back with the asshole calling my dei. I dont care who he might be but anyone who gives me a call before 1000 hours are just plain assholes.

There aint anything that's important enough to disturb my sleep!

Anyway, the registered caller was one vivek. A Big asshole this one! What he told me was so exciting that i almost came in my sleep. VI was awarded the National Heritage Status. The first ever school to be presented with that! WOW, that's so fucking important to disturb my sleep with eh?

I guess it's only appropriate to give something so old, so historical, so dead, a status it deserves. VI has earned her place of preservation through the excellent results and past achievements. She will be preserved for she can no longer sustain that pattern.

The waterfall of the standard of the school was so quick, so deadly, that nthg could be done to stop it.

Paid a visit once when i got back a mth ago. Scaled the walls with liks while waiting for husni to arrive. Those lost some balls after so many years, re-scaling the school walls sure was fun. and i digress...

We got to look at the Form 1 class list and it was not surprising to see the school kept up with self-destruction. Out of 28 students, 20 names were malay, 6 chinese and 2 indians - on average. I aint racist aight.. okay, i at least dont want to appear to be racist but we have to face the facts that non-malays are the major ones contributing to the academic excellence to the school.

Note: Major, not wholly.

The malays are mostly good for sports and playing around with some fucking around... literally. And a small minority who actually study to score A's. Look, you cant blame people who got used to being spoon-fed! You just cant expect them to suddenly change to be hardworking after entering a 'prestigous' school.

Not: mostly and some.. not all.

The only thing left i want from my school is........... my testimonial. It's time we stop to even think about her for she's not worth it.




Disclaimer: Content is not intended to induce self-hatred or used in any way to call the blogger a racist. If you feel insulted in any way, please be assured that the blogger..does not feel sorry.

Today im keeping it short.

You're not alone in this, you do have friends.

Leaves that tell.

Give work to a busy man!