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This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look
> > on his face.
> >
> > "Say,Mom," he asked, "why is my bigger brother named 'Mighty Storm'?"
> > "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.",she replied.
> > "Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
> > "Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield
> > when we made her."
> > "And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
> > "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived,"
> > the mother replied.
> > The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are
> > you so curious?!"