TIFY

> There were these 4 guys, a French, a Russian, a German and a Singaporean,
> who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie
> appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he
> said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a
> wish.
>
> When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool
> of
> water to become, then your wish will come true."
>
> The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted
> "wine". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman
> was
> so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
>
> Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "vodka" and
> immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
>
> The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "beer". He was so contented
> with his beer pool.
>
> The last is the Singaporean. He was running towards the pool when suddenly
> he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
> "shiiittt...!!!"