Swine plz stay away!

There has been sufficient rumours spreading about the spread of AH1N1 (Swine Flu) cases around campus.

There is apparently 10 suspected cases and hostels are performing health checks on students. Although my hostel hasnt conducted any yet eventhough Lembaran has done it yesterday.

It's believe that UUM has already been closed and the most recent was the closure of UNIMAP. Our Pharmacy faculty has also been closed for a week hence those losers will have to forego their mid-sem break.

Will USM Engineering campus be next?

Will we all turn into pigs?

Oink! Oink!

I dont wanna miss my mid-sem break! Damn it! I've already bought my...... eh, i didnt buy any bus tickets. But i digress, that's not the point! I just dont want to miss my mid-sem break just because some idiot has a runny nose and is hot headed.

It's just a flu by the way to all you wankers our there who are fretting. Just get a jab and you're almost immune to it.

But then again, the thought of some turning into pigs they already are is rather enticing indeed. Maybe we might witness some efficiency around this place.

God bless the swine!

I need a bad day.

Fridays are good days. Minimal hours of lecture in which those you can just sleep in anyway. Friday prayers makes the area even dead-er and more quiet thus making it ideal to fall asleep.

It's just as though the whole campus sleeps with you.

Until you reach for your bed to find it seared. Lying down anyway felt extremely comforting for a couple of minutes. Then the legs get burnt and you start sweating.

You ignore the salt building up on the pores of your skin and continue forcing your mind into slumber.

and here comes the B*tch and the F*ck and the whole motherload of words you kept for emergencies like this.

Once again, i've come to a conclusion that i'll never get any afternoon sleep unless dark clouds swarm over my campus turning my good day into a bad one.

Happy Birthday Nash ganesan Arunachalam.

May you have a good day.

=)

and
A Good Year.

-Weed out-

After 10 years

Tune in Here for a great love story.


Not exactly made up as it's in the News.

Now..

Cupid,

where's mine?

Stupid-er & ignorant-er

I really despise stupid and ignorant lecturers. If the amount of really can express my feelings, you'll be looking at one whole page of really before the word despise shows up.

There's one who told us to write a one page discussion of the extent of application of English Common Law as applied in Malaysia. With the word application already in front, is there a need for the applied behind? Redundant..

And her one page requires examples and she had to say more examples = more marks. Now everyone's gonna jam their assignment with examples making one page more like ten. I'll just submit my miserable 3.

IT'S NO LONGER ONE PAGE!!!!!!

There's another humpty dumpty and what makes it worse is that it's a black humpty dumpty. If he fell and broke at night, the king's horses and men wont fail to put him back. They wont even be able to find him!

and that Eggshell has a profound problem with people talking. Even a little. I'm guessing that he's those who sat at the front row alone, directly in front of the teacher's table purring everytime they look at him.

With no one willing to talk to him, he speaks to himself..... telephatically.

But then again, if those stupid ignorant people are lecturing me? Aren't i stupid-er and ignorant-er than them?

DAMN!

Of Grey Geese and Moets

You spin my head right round right round and i hate you for that. I have totally gone awry last night and i deem my mission as a total failure.

It's not that i couldn't control but when i'm with my fellow assholes i did not want to control. And there were 8 gathered!! You assholes!

Of moets and grey gooses, horrid things created for man's leisure i will resist the latter to the letter in the future.

I am a teetotalling drunkard and this is my half confession.

We are always able to go crazy when we hang out be it playing football in cemeteries or clubbing on weekends. As though there's smth shepherding us, some charm, some bitch ass voodoo.

It compels us to go all out and have maximum fun, maximum leisure. Maybe it's because we trust each other so much to know that we'll look after one another. It's just too fucking sorry i don't trust myself in a club. Which is why i like to have someone with a cool head to stick by me.

That cool head went hot last night too i wager. You weren't of much use liks! You were s'posed to control me!

I blame the damn voodoo.

Now let's look forward to our next big thing.

You England kuat doh!!

The government has reverted the teaching of Sci & Maths back to BM. A proposal tabled by those who figured that the kebanggaan bahasa is more important compared to the country's development; economics and social.

English in Sci & Maths!

This is i believe, contrary to the wants of the rakyat which the government is so wanting to please. If only this year is an election year, the results would've been.... more far-sighted.

Old and diminishing...eyesight, do you sometimes wonder if we've made the right choice? When the will of people is not respects and conveyed, where does the fault lay? With the people themselves, or the electorate which the people elected?

It's seems to me and many that we are de-progressing and is lead astray with the move.

How saddening; on one hand we are challenged with the KPI to improve and hyprocritically on the other we are suppressed.

Now if you want to play a role, - albeit a very minor one- plz visit Mahathir's blog Here and vote.

My racquet!

Mightily fucked up when you lose something you expected to be there when you get back.

Whichever asshole who stole my badminton racquet, pray u dont meet me or that i do not recognize my racquet if i see it.

I will cry in front of you...

or maybe pay u half to get it back.

Ahh, 5th of july and i'm back in my hellhole. Just cleaned up the cupboards and arranged the stuff accordingly. Back-breaking. Doing RA is way easier.... rite danny? ;)

Got myself the better of the lousy rooms. Tiled floors and it's 3 per room instead of the old 4. Hence, more space, less odour, less heat making BETTER SLEEP!

I am gonna go steal a table of myself and later plan my return to kl next week. Insya Allah!

Oh, i didnt know i was invisible... =)

Broken and shattered.

Happy Birthday Seng yu

Tonight was fun.


=)

Happy 21st Birthday Seng yu!

MJ Dead and gone

Oh my god.. Fake nose is Dead!!

King of Pop, rest in peace!

Malacca road trip

I guess i'm a lil late, Bkt tabor was last wednesday and the following post will be on my road trip to Malacca last friday.

It was initially planned that we head up north and stay a nite at Penang ISLAND after stopping over at Ipoh for some food. Alas, 1 by 1 they jacked and it was down to the 4 same blokes who explored Bangkok a year back.

But lo behold, danny the head jacked at the very last minute because his mom wasnt too please with him visiting Penang yet again. God knows what he did there when he went with his fellow pilots that displeased his mom.

We had to settle on a one day road trip which was the only way that he'll be allowed to go. RM50 came acalling.

There were 4 then another friend, ronald, joined us. With vivek already in Malacca, we reached a grand total of Six blokes!

From left : Danny, Vivek, Me, Aaron, Ronald, Liks.

Seriously, that is some achievement.

Lim peh being a safe driver, we were cruising on 110 km/h throughout the way to malacca and reached Malacca in about 1 1/2 hours. We were all starving and ronald recommended a dim sum place at Durian Tunggal. He ate there once and it was quite good.

On the way to Dim sum!

We went there, and all we saw was

NOTHING!

With stomach acid corroding our stomach, we head to malacca town for some chicken balls. I mean... chicken rice balls.

Balls! Balls! Balls!

We went to the same shop danny ate when he came with yuan, cyih and anand.

Chung Wah coffee shop.

Located at the end of Jonker Street.

We thought it would be some good food.

Lunch

We were left disappointed. The taste was almost bland and we couldnt find anything special that made it worth our cash!

Tasteless Chicken.

Went home and dad told me that i should've tried the shop in the middle of jonker street; a wooden shop. I actually saw 2, one was endorsed by 'Ah sien' and the other by dunno what's his face the hongkie tv show host.

Vivek joined us in his kapchai. XD

What do you call a clown on a motorbike?

We went to A'famosa the used-to-be-grand-fort-now-a-piece-of-rotting-wall since it'll be highly insulting if we didnt give 2 fucks bout it.

Inside A'famosa

Besides, it's a tourist attraction ;).

The remains

Statue of saint smth, dont ask me why he lost his right hand. He prolly stole smth during Sultan Alauddin reign and he chopped his hand off.

Thief

So he's honoured for stealing shit? Damn u xtians!

We passed loads of museums and some pretty crappy ones. Definitely established for propaganda purposes

tsk tsk.

but then we hv to allow, our country's history began in this very place. Thank you Parameswara.

Taken when walking up to A'famosa

We stood at the only remaining gate of Kota A'Famosa and i have to say, the Portugese were smart only for a short period of time. They prolly got infected by the Local disease and they grew stupid and fucked up real bad. Static defenses never work.

The only remaining gate.

We then awed at the sight of a train contributed by KTM berhad

Head is posing.

The six blokes!

and a plane contributed by my grandma.

My plane.

A fortune cookie told her i would be camwhoring there one day.

XD.

Only reason i see her contributing that plane.

Every great fort has one great canon.

Wanan ride me?

Picture paints a thousand words.

Went for some cendol located by the river, opposite Stadhuys. The red building in malacca.

Cendol stall by the river...

Nice and cheap.

Opposite stadhuys!

Went for some nyonya laksa and durian cendol at Jonker Street. Pretty famous and every tourist is bound to visit the shop.

Head is posing...again.

Pretty lan c too since you gotta serve yourself.

laksa and cendol

It was pretty good, different from Penang asam laksa but it's rather tasty in it's own way. Altho, it wasnt spicy enough.

Baba laksa

The Durian cendol was too sweet and leaves you with some aftertaste and thirsty.

Durian cendol

If you dislike durian or is afraid of being diabetic; you pussy, give it a try nonetheless. It's smth different.

Aaron was pestering us to go to a bakery where his mom bought some top grade pineapple tarts. He marketed it in such a way that we had to get out hands on em. He bought one container, liks got 2 - 1 for joann-, and i got i.

It was really good, mine is already gone and i didnt even get to taste it.

As we were haggling with the taukeh soh for a discount which she eventually gave; from Rm16 to Rm15.50, we were only able to guess what danny was doing.

For he looked like this when we got out:

Exhausted!!

Vivek then brought us to a satay place where they serve pork satay.

Satay place.

The pork was crispy and tasty but the sauce was a drag down. Nothing to be overly enthusiastic about.

After all that eating, we were used. We were planning to crash at vivek's place for a while before heading back but he was just too reluctantly.

Prolly a pig sty.

So he brought us to a riverside place where i assume is the place malaccan hang out. Or their ONLY place. It had clubs, bars, eatery, a cybercafe and a ktv.

We sat down by the riverside which we had to pass through the ktv to get to. I got no idea why.

Chilling.

A rather nice palce to chill and talk cock with a group of friends.

View across from us.

They eye has been moved here from titiwangsa.

Parkour

Rekindled my interest in Parkour. A freestyle urban movement technique.

Prolly due to the boredom thats been killing me but also because i love doing ra.

Gonna start pumping and gain some strength.

Bukit Tabor

What can 4 testosterone-filled men do when they get together?

Loo, Danny, Liks and I

Find an outlet to release all those hormones that they've been saving up for years.

There were mountains to climb and valleys to trek. Heavy in foliage and bush, the trek was not meant to be easy.

15 mins in

But as men, with their natural instincts, we overcame every obstacle thrown against us.

30 mins in

We used our hands, our fingers to get a good grip. We even went down on our knees and sometimes on our ass. No slope was too steep, no valley to deep and no bush too thick!!

Jungle trek

We began our journey at around 0900 hours; it was s'posed to be according to Danny's friend, " a 2 hours in 2 hours out hike."

The dam

Since a girl can do it in 4 hrs, we men; We can do it in 3!! With time for a picnic at the top.

Been there, done that

It was really easy for the 1st hour, we got time to cam whore around and with danny's melodious voice, we broke into a song.

All smiles

It was either the EASY hike or danny's singing that taxed liks. He was pancit-ing every 10 mins and vomitted once. Yes liks, i'm stating this on purpose! =)

A dying liks

The day was perfect for a hike, bright but not sunny. A lil breeze now and then to cool us down and it wasn't too humid! We thought we could go on for forever...

Pit stop

The view wasnt too shabby either. There was the Klang Gates(a Dam) located on our right which we thought we could bathe in at the end, or rather i did.

Natural beauty

Where the trek ended, began our torture. It was real mountain climbing with only ropes and your strength to carry you. There were some 80 degrees slope which wasnt all that hard in the end. Tsk tsk, it just looks hard!

Pit stop 2

We conquered peak after peak with Danny the Macho in the lead pushing us to our limits just to catch up with his ass.

Danny's ass

The trail split into 2; one's the rope which is harder and the other a trail to trek. We took the path less travelled.

Wasnt long before we met our first rope where a girl lost her grip and fell to her death. Before reaching the rope, we met a girl which danny was trying to seduce with his yoga body. She was on her way back and was spotting a 'HUG ME' t-shirt.

I will not tell what happened next.

The first rope was a 50m descend. Since we scoutsie are used to climbing rope legless, it wasnt that hard for us.

1st rope outta 3

Had a race with danny up a rocky slope. Stupid fella took it down in 10. I reached in.... twe...twelve. It was... ugh.... windy and it was raining stones when i began climbing!!!

Continued our journey when we reached a cave like area. To show off their muscles and how big their balls is, loo and liks challenged each other to a climb to the top of a slope.

loo liks

Gahahahahaahha... ;)

The pictures ends here not because the trail of getting to tough or smth. Nope, sure wasnt! Had to keep it because... err.. ran outta battery!! Yea, and the same goes for my ipod. I.. errr, forgot to charge it.

Slopes were getting steeper and the climb trickier. 80 degrees slope were omnipresent. Every peak we thought is the end, another greets us right after.

Almost towards the end.

We reckon we went down another 2 ropes and were on the 2nd last peak where the trail ends and the rope snapped. Danny-the-macho-brainless insisted he saw ropes below and maintained the descend was possible. Since loo and i were behind, we asked liks to confirm that.

liks : Bullshit!

We spent about 20 mins arguing the course of action with us 3 on one side urging prudence and Danny-the-macho-brainless on the other side urging we descend. Danny started calling his friends and loo started calling his friend raymond or smth.

One told us to keep going, and the other thought we were lost. One said there was a smiley at the end, the end only has a sheer drop to greet us. The other kept asking if we had enough food, we werent planning for a huge picnic.

Finally one said that was a trail to an orchard, the other said it should be a durian orchard.

Then raymond told loo we weren't suppose to conquer every peak and that was that. We backtracked leaving Danny-the-macho-brainless sulking bout not conquering the last peak which is thus:

The inaccessible last peak

The trek down was way way way way easier. We thought we were trekking down templers park!

Had a 100m dash to the car with Danny-the-macho-brainless. What a loser he is.

A few things that did not happen:

1) We did not get lost
2) I wasnt made a slave-scout
3) We did not find a water source
4) We did not shout 'sofia's a bitch'
5) We did not kena pancing by paddle-pop


All in all, it was a bloody fun hike albeit tiring. Next target would be the trek up cameron highlands at the end of year. Now that would be some hike!

Spectacular.

Malacca road trip

Malacca Road trip!!