Sweaty backs and smelly pits

The weather's too blardy hot these days. I am pushed to the wall until somedays i take as many as 4 showers a day and thats after withstanding a couple of hours of sweaty backs(since i sit on a plastic chair) and i am certain smelly pits!!

I'll hv to shower again before dinner or i might just kill my girlfriend.

She dont do this! Honest!

Sweating 5 mins after exiting the shower might sound a bit far fetched but damn it been happening for quite some time now. Something is ridiculously wrong with the damn weather.

Afternoon naps are just an impossibility with the scorching sun shining directly onto my bed in the afternoon. Closing the tinted windows and drawing the curtains aren't of much help deflecting the sun's blinding rays.

Global warming; you wont believe it until you're in it's deep smelly shit. Was watching Discovery on TV awhile back in kl that caught my attention.

Apparently the the sun works in 12 year cycles and the past 12 years from 2009 was when the sun is actually dimmer than norm. The 12 years henceforth will be hotter than norm. I'm believing it might actually be accurate science.


Whats more interesting was that apparently the world's poles are switching places. In simpler terms, the world is reversing it's polarity with north being south and south being north. This wont be a sudden event as the projection models shows tens or hundreds of years. I forgot.

Understand and adhere! Pwetty pwease?

Which means whatever fuck shit is happening, WE all can play a part to avert our forsaken future.

Do some good, save the mother earth and yourself from my sweaty backs and smelly pits.