Monday, August 31, 2009

How hard is sorry?

Today i will reach into your family values.

How hard is it for you to say sorry to your family especially your parents?



Sorry mom, i got a girlfriend. =(

Now now, don't go around guessing what happened to me because nothing did, this thought just came to me and i figured i'll ask my friends.

If you say it's easy without a giving a second to think, you are either a god sent kid from Heaven or you had never done anything wrong before or you're just lying to yourself.

I myself find it quite hard to say sorry. It may be the ego or something but nevertheless i'll always swallow it and say i'm sorry. IF i did smth stupid.

But with me being such a good boy, there isnt that many chance for me to say that.

I'm a Godsent.

Happy Bday and Merdeka!

Happy 20th Birthday

Yuan

From the other 10 of us.

Some whom have wished you

in person

and those who could not.

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HAPPY MERDEKA PEOPLE!!!!!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

-______________________________________________-

Epic Fail.

Give me HOPE!

Friday, August 28, 2009

I was like, who the fuck is he to dictate what i can do?

Then i remembered why..

But still....

Bollocks!!!

Monday, August 24, 2009

Kencing Syaitan

The infamous Kencing Syaitan is at it's best again. It has brought much joy and happiness yet also pain and distress.

Now one of our citizens will be caned 6 times in public for drinking satan's pee. Where she drank it from, it's pretty obvious. Where else can satan's pee beget?

It is a tragic story of how arcane the rules are and how we seem to be not progressing at all.

It this has piqued your interest, read about it Here

Moving ads in paperback

We will soon be watching advertisements from magazines. No more moving pictures on tv screens only. Say hello to paperbacks.

No, it isn't a special magazine but looks just like any other paper magazine. Advertisers are going ballistics over this new tech which is akin to reaching nirvana for any advertisement junkie.

Read about it Here.

Now we can all watch girls in wet t-shirts jumping around while telling our friends that we're reading a magazine.

=)

Kraeftig!!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Temperamental

Ever wondered why they call her Mother nature?

The sky is so clear and the sun shining so bright. Turn your head around and it suddenly starts to rain.

Unpredictable temperament. Just like the female.

-God Bless Us All-

Monday, August 17, 2009

I'll be Flying!

"Cheap doesnt mean you must go! Cheap doesnt mean you must go!"

A few hours later, i was doomed to be a hypocritical bastard.

Fares so damn cheap, you MUST go! Or you're a jackass! Even if a thick fog clouds your eyes and you dont know what is installed for you in the future, you just have to believe and fly!


If i hv a choice, i wont.

Seriously, everyone can fly! Airasia promotion drags the fare so low, they'll break you backs. Literally!

With only 12 hours on our hands. We had to find legs and decide if and where we want to go. In 12 hours, we got everything done.

I feel so like the flash.

Lightning speed...

More Haste, Less Speed!!

Rock On!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Hardworking is written on my forehead

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

New Tables!

I just got back from my workout and was expecting to see those green colour structures still lying outside my room. I wasn't very impressed with the speed at which they were changing the room's tables.

Yes people, I have a change of tables! Out with those old rusty tables and in with the new!

As i took a step into my room,

TA DA !!!!

I was shocked.

When did my room become so spacious?

It took my another second to realise i got a good spot for my bed.

I feel the wind as we speak.

It's in the middle, almost directly under the fan. No more itchy balls and sweaty arm pits! No more tossing and turning and swearing in the middle of the night. Now where's my air conditioning?

The new green tables are a tad bigger than the old ones but it's lacking a couple of drawers that are very handy at times. I gotta hide my secret stash somewhere right? Nevertheless it comes with half a white board and it other half to pin up things.

Maybe pin up models.

Wait for it...


It almost made my stolen i mean borrrowed. It almost made my borrowed table redundant before i found a use for it.

I think my roommates will love me more from now on.


=)


I know! Rocky rocks!

To you losers without new tables, please live you remaining lives in utter jealousy. I will try to rub salt onto your wound as often as possible.

Friday, August 07, 2009

At the very moment when i needed her, she backed out of me at the last minute.

Damn laptop has stage fright!

Thursday, August 06, 2009

To the gang

Frontera's Chilli Wings.


Jom???
Guys, we gonna try that KILLER wings.

It sounds so very delicious.

36.7 celcius

I measured 36.7 degrees celcius today!

Yes, they took my temperature but from the looks of it, it's more like voluntary than compulsory.

Hmmm...

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Swines at work!

The day they decided to close off the campus, i had a total of 5 hours of sleep. Speculation had been running high the night before and we were all expecting it to happen.

I just didnt expect it to happen so damn early in the morning. At 0630 hours my roommate burst through the door informing that the campus will be closed. Everyone will need to be our of campus before nightfall undergoing temperature checks before leaving. Text msg-es came in bringing the same news. It had got to be true.

At 0730, I went to the cafe to get our temperature checked. So what did i do between 0630 and 0730 hrs? Jumping in and out of sleep accompanied with curses every now and then.

To begin with, they quarantined an entire floor of one wing at my block. My block has 3 wings. Showing off their eternal lacking of brains and their ineptitude, they quarantined the wing in the Middle! Is it not intellectually smarter to cordon off a wing at the side? Why didn't they use the Health Unit which is secluded and far away?

Why would they even need to quarantine an entire floor? Didn't the Campus Director announce that we had zero cases yet? Which was the reason they are closing the campus.

but wait for it...

Postgraduates can stay. I seriously didn't know that higher academic qualifications makes you immune to diseases. Especially this highly overrated flu.

Yes, i'm saying you don't have to be overly concerned of H1N1 because it's highly overrated. Its just like another flu. And for those running the university, you dont even need to see a doctor when you have a runny nose, you're already a swine for goodness sake!

Fear grips our hearts when we do not fully understand something. For instance, before the vaccine for swine flu was in production, a doctor's presciption for a person infected with H1N1 is home quarantine for 7 days. Maybe some antibiotics but no specific medication.

Now if it was that serious and life threatening wouldn't a doctor prescribe something more potent or even get you admitted?

People who are high risk are those young children and elderly. For healthy 20 year olds like us University students, we are almost risk averse. Flu is transmitted when you sneeze or cough when there's people close to you. Swine flu is transmitted by the same method but it gets transmitted easier. That said however, why are we suddenly so worked up when before, we cough and sneeze freely or sometimes maybe even on purpose at our friends?

Does the word swine in front make a flu any more potent? How bout if i say i'm down with elephant flu? Being the largest mammal on earth gotta mean smth big rite?

Like i said, fear spreads when we dont understand. Without even attempting to explain what swine flu is, i think the admin expected us to know. Probably from the mainstream media or the internet. But ohhhh, connections so quick , you couldn't even sign in to MSN Messenger!

Coming back, they announced that check-ups will begin at 0730. Without predicting or even assuming that we all have a malaysian in each of us and that we are actually rather kiasu in nature, the check-ups will be done at lembaran cafe. All 1500-2000 of us queing up for our check up to be declared safe to exit the campus.

Now, check ups are necessary. The Uni admin doesn't know if any of us is carrying the swine but they think some of us might. So they came up with this grand idea of running a compulsory temperature check on all the students.

So at 0730 hours, you get around 800 students- after deducting people who stayed in bed and post grads who have nthg to worry since they are immune to it- in the cafe waiting to be checked. All 800 under one roof with suspects mingling amongst us.

I have to admit that i was also one of the kiasu ones and i went to the cafe at 0730 to be declared safe only to find it PACKED!

How prudent is it to gather so many people at one area with a disease that can be transmitted easily? How sensible was the decision? Was the possibility that so many would gather at the same time even came up when they were deciding?

Is the decision to close the campus, forcing us to return to our hometown or go away to some place wise? Anand who's a 3rd year medicine student asked me why the heck i'm back? He said what i was thinking the whole time. We should be quarantine within campus instead of being allowed to go away!!

What the Uni should have done if they were being serious in tackling this problem was to close the campus and quarantine us WITHIN campus instead.

I am in a mind that i have a higher risk of getting infected with the disease in KL than i'll be if i was in campus. Temperatures of students should be checked but in phases say, going by Blocks and Wings of blocks or maybe even by schools. Never should they gather all together as it will only increase the chance of exacerbating things.

Students who are suspected should be quarantined but not in the middle wing of a block but in the Health Unit which is secluded! Man, how the the heck they get that smart idea of doing that? Fucking swines.

Now, when i get back to Uni. Will i be scanned or will i pass through the university gates as though nothing has even occurred? They are so afraid of getting bad publicity that they send us all out of campus. They better be scanning my temperature when i get back to make sure i dont bring along the disease with me.

I am severely questioning their ability and their seriousness in handling this overrated Swine Flu scare. If i do not get scanned tmrw when i reach campus, it will confirm my suspicion that the events unfolded in the past week is nothing but a scam and to rid themselves of any bad publicity!

Swines are at work my friends and they are running our University. Now what happens when cases are reported after all of us are back? Are those swines going to close the campus yet again?

Damn swines, they never really think things through. All they do is eat, eat, eat and eat.