Beware!!!!

Achtung! GENTLEMEN beware!! There has been a rogue car bearing the number plate JES 2257 who specializes in kidnapping good-looking guys and subjecting them to torment and suffering lurking about Parit Buntar.

It appears to be a 2 member gang, one's an Auntie whom children do not even want to get close to and the other appears to a bad-looking Noob whom waiters do not even want to serve.

AHHHHHHHHHH !!!

They seem to bring whole new meanings to killer looks. Please beware!

After kidnapping their prey, they will entice them to eat. Most probably to fatten them up so as they themselves might look better. With unpredictable temperament as might be expected, these 2 creatures tend to make their JES go hot and if left unattended to overheat.

Their prey are required to take care of both auntie and bad-looking noob and to satisfy them as best as they could. Also subjected is the work of cooling JES down as to enable her to move.

i think those 2 are very sadistic and evil beings. They would purposely heat JES up and then forcing their prey to cool her down. By what ever means necessary. I'll leave it to your imagination.

Furthermore, they 2 creatures plus JES seems to be unable to function without water. It's as though they are fishes out of water or one noob-looking mer-maid and the other a mer-auntie. I will leave JES of out this that stupid water tank.

Hot?.

They are also know to lengthen travel times by at least twice the norm. This is probably due to their sadistic nature. Longer delay means more time for torture. It might also be their thirst.

IF you could take a look at them without getting hurt, you will begin to wonder where all the water consumed goes. Then you take a look at their body and you understand. Fully.

Nevertheless, after all the torture and delay. The victims arrived at their destination. Sane or otherwise is still unknown. But they are in one piece.

Gentlemen plz be careful and to you ladies who have a man, take good care of him. He is in gross danger of being kidnapped if he is good-looking.

I guess that's very good news for most of you guys in Parit Buntar. I believe you are very very safe indeed. ;)

P.s: Pictures of the suspects will be uploaded when i get them. Till then, be careful.