There goes the pineapple!

I feel good! I feel good!

If i keep telling myself that, i will!

Had been consigned to my rock hard bed for 2 days straight that i only leave it to satisfy the feeling of wanting to shit.

Having gastric is one thing, having stomach pains that move around like a fucking roller coaster is a whole new level of bullshit. To increase the psychological distress of my mind, i convinced myself that there's one big ass tapeworm inside of me.

That's why you're having pains all over your stomach!
Thats why you're so weak suddenly.
Thats why you eat so much b4 yet u aint growing.!
That's why.....

I feel good! I feel Good!

Went to the uni's clinic to get some meds and somehow i got conn-ed by the indian nurses to screened me. I told her how i feel and all she said was

nurse: okay, this is the best deal, take it.... and go!
me: uhhhhhh?
nurse: take it.... and go!
me: okay..

So instead of wanting meds to shit my empty stomach out, i got some for wind instead. Mixture of Magnesium Trisilicate.

I feel good! I feel good!

Things peaked yesterday when i see my 20 bucks worth of pizza spewing outta my mouth like a fire hose. Oh, there goes the cheese! Hmmm, that taste that Hawaiian chicken! Crap, there goes the pineapple.

WAIT A MINUTE. That taste familiar! Oh My God! It's island supreme!!!!

Okay, it didnt just exploded out aight. I bought a pack of 5 of Yakult with 30 billion live lactobaccillius bacteria! 30 billion! That outta to be enough to kill whatever is inside my tummy rite? Mwahahahhahaah.........

Happily, i downed all 5. In a span of 30 minutes. 150 billion lacto's gonna be a good fuck indeed. Indeed, i did take a small dump. Afterwhich i lied on my bed for an hour before walking to the bathroom with a roll of tissue in hand. I was about to pull down my pants when.

me1: *This dont feel right*
me2: *I think it's gonna come out of the wrong hole*
me1: *I think you're right*

I feel good! I feel good!

150 billion lacto's blocked my colon exit and forced things to go the other way.

Things took a turn... for the worse after that. Water in is water out the same hole it went in. 100 plus in is 100 plus out the same hole it went it. Magnesium Trisilicate in is Magnesium Trisilicate out the same hole.

but, i feel good! i feel good!

Nevertheless, things peaked yesterday and im feeling way better today. Still couldnt finish a bowl of noodles yet but that tasted almost as bad as my vomit.

Oooh, that's the mushroom from the mushroom soup!