Thursday, April 29, 2010

Freedom

I AM FREEEEEE !!!!!!

7 papers spread over 10 days.

3 papers in the 1st week and the next 4 papers were completed in the last 4 days.

It's time to party!!!

To all you ppl who still have to sit for papers.

HAVE FUN LOSERS.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

B.O.B Airplanes





[Chorus: Hailey Williams]
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

[Bridge:]
Dreaming.
(oh oh oh oh)
Of falling (mmm mmm mmm mmm)
Dreaming (ooh oh oh oh)

[B.o.B]
(ya) Lets pretend like it's 98
Like I'm eating lunch off of styrofoam trays
Trying to be the next rapper comin out the A (A-town)
Hoping for a record deal to ignore my pain (ya)
Now lets pretend like I'm on the stage
And when my beat drops everybody goes insane (woo)
Okay
And everybody know my name and everywhere I go people wanna hear me sing (oh)
Oh yeah and I just dropped my new album on the first week I did Five-Hundred Thousand
Gold in the spring and diamond in the fall and then a world tour just to top it all off
And lets pretend like they called me the greatest selling out arenas with big ass stages
And everybody loved me and noone ever hated
Lets try to use imagination

[Chorus]

Okay lets pretend like this never happened (never)
Like I never had dreams of being a rapper (rapper)
Like I didn't write raps up in all of my classes
Like I never used to run away into the blackness
Now lets pretend like it was all good (good) like I didn't live staring in a notebook (notebook)
Like I did the things that I probably knew I should (should)
But I aint have neighbours thats why they call it hood (hood yeah)
Now lets pretend like I aint got a name before they ever call me BOB aka Bobby ray
I'm talking back before the mixtapes (yeah) before the videos and the deals and the fame
Before the ever once compared me to andre before I ever got on myspace
Before they ever noticed my face so lets just pretend and make wishes out of airplanes

[Chorus]

[Bridge II:]
And it seems like yesterday it was just a dream
But those days are gone (gone gone) and just memories
(oh oh)
And it seems like yesterday it was just a dream
But those days are gone (gone gone)

[Eminem]
Allright lets pretend Marshall Mathers never picked up a pen
Lets pretend things would have been no different
Pretend he procrastinated had no motivation
Pretend he just made excuses that were so paper thin they could blow away with the wind
Marshall you're never gonna make it makes no sense to play the game there ain't no way that you'll win
Pretend he just stayed outside all day and played with his friends
Pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend
And it wasn't time to move and schools were changing again
He wasn't socially awkward and just strange as a kid
He had a father and his mother wasn't crazy as shit
And he never dreamed he could rip stadiums and just lazy as shit
Fuck a talent show in a gymnasium bitch you won't amount to shit quit daydreaming kid
You need to get your cranium checked you thinking like an alien it just ain't realistic
Now pretend they ain't just make him angry with this shit and there was no one he could even aim when he's pissed it
And his alarm went off to wake him off but he didn't make it to the rap Olympics left to his plane and he missed it
He's gon' have a hard time explaining to Hailey and Laney these food stamps and this wick shit
Cuz he never risked shit he hopes and he wished it but it didn't fall in his lap so he ain't even here
He pretends that

[Hailey Williams]
Airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

Uh hmm oh oh oh ooo
Uhu mm aalalalaa
My arrogance has no boundaries.

My disappointment no limits.

My joy no ceiling

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Not classy enough

so?

Friday, April 23, 2010

Je pense

Je pense je dans merde! Je ne confiant pas mais cest papier est demain a 9 heures. c'est putain! Francaise est difficile pas mais je suis betes.

n'importe qoui, c'est la vie! Putain moi s'il vous plait! S'il vous plait!

P/s: examen sont amusez. J'aime beaucoup le examen.

Ahhh, Je pense je peux, alors je peux. J'ai espoir dois avez. Hahaha.... Qu'est-ce que blague!

World War III

If North Korea did deliberately torpedo the Cheonan in south korean waters then we might be looking at World War 3 in the making.


Battleship

With strong political pressure and war-mongering citizens crying out for the revenge of the 46 dead sailors were to get a strong backing, Mr. Lee Myung-bak might just have to reinforce his strong stance against the North, even stronger.

Military action will be costly and of course deadly. Seoul is less than a 100km from the border and is easily reachable by any ICBM's. No, they dont even have to intercontinental ballistic, some modified missile will deliver the nuke that will annihilate Seoul and with that South Korea.


Good Bye beautiful korean chicks.

The global implication is that, the US is backing the South and China is an open supporter of the North. If the South do retaliate, and the north do the same. The US will be obliged to assists.

China in the spirit of marxism will be forced to help his fellow bethren wether he likes it or not or risk losing support from other communist states.

Is the US able to sustain wars in 3 fronts?
Most certainly not. Not with today's economics.

Will China risk losing money just to help out a outcast dictator?
Most certainly not. They're chinese. All they think about is money.

WW3 will only start because of shortage of water. And with economics in mind, I dont believe any country will go to war for the time being without an imminent threat. There's just too much money involved.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Thank you!!!

Got this from william's blog, His link is at the side. The one with the Japanese kanji, trying to pretend to be a jap to attract potential bimbo's.




Thank god for the fall of england!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am not held responsible for plagiarised content.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Chicken A la Carte

This is a rather old clip and im sure many of you have seen it before. But hey, sometimes, old is gold. Please Cry.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Teikz's Prank


The Rice


It was all unnecessary. Which was why i thought it was necessary to do the unnecessary. The girls were talking about it for the whole semester. No1 thought they will ever do it.

And they wouldn't. They were up for it but on eve they lost steam and was all set to give up. But that couldn't happen. I figured it'll be too fun to watch to give this chance up. EXECUTE WE MUST!!!! Sry bro, if you wanna whack me, i'll run.

Execute we did, with perfection. Way too damn perfect that we overdid it.


Target was pre-determined to reach the cafe at 1830 hours. Alas, he was 10 minutes late!

It was all done in a hurry i had to admit. We had all the materials ready but we were lacking a plan. A plan to make the box that would contain his present. I would type beloved present but i would not live to sit for EAG245.

We then just started tearing boxes like dogs gone mad and combining them together to with tape and saliva. It was all going very well when suddenly we realized we need to make the base or else the rice-powered target might just lift the whole box up.

Hence we made the base and thought our job was done.



IT was not. The box was big enough, but it was not tall enough. The present isnt very tall but still, we only had small boxes. The females used their menacing claws and jaws to tear the remaning boxes and we proceed to build our majestic container.

The present then climbed ontop a chair before jumping into the box. The present was persuaded to wear skirt to pretend to be man.. i mean womanly. I dont think it worked.

With the present in, we proceeded to seal the top. WE had to, the present must be perfect!



IT wasnt hard, i think the present was a bit square at the top hence acted as a wonderful table. Sealing the top was easy. We just taped like crazy. I mean, not like anything alive is inside rite?


But to maintain freshness - pun intended-, we figured we're better off making some air holes to allow circulation. One at the side, and another at the ass. *Shrugs* Just in case?

at 1835, our present was ready!



Which means at 1835, the present was already in the box for 5 minutes. We were anxious, we were very anxious. BUT, the 2 air holes are definitely doing their job!!!

1840 came and the target arrived in fashion. With 2 bodyguards side by side protecting him from any unneeded distraction or harm.

It's video presentation time. =)



To re-cheer him up, and we were all shitting in our pants thinking how to do that after pissing him off.

But then, we didnt have to worry. It all worked out in the end just fine
by itself.

=)

Tambun...

The Good-lookings

again....


The uglies


Happy Birthday Teikz.

Same thing next year?
Can i have a English Al-Quran and a bible please?

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Teikz's Birthday Song..

The Tradition continues....





Saturday, April 17, 2010

Evil pad!

When a dog can tell evil.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Take them off if....

This will probably come back to kick me in my ass but i just had to share it.

Today i heard a line which sounds something,
" Hey guy, don't take off my bra strap unless you want to marry me!"

The guy just shut up.

What he should've done was to say,
"Hey girl, if you don't let me take off your bra strap I'm definitely not marrying you!"

Saturday, April 10, 2010

RIP lech Kaczynski


RIP sir


The Polish President : Lech Kaczynski has died in a plane crash.

The plane apparently crashed into trees in foggy weather.

Only question that runs through my head is why is the pilot flying so low? Aren't airplanes equipped with very good gps systems? cant the airport controllers detect where they are?

Hmmm... waste of life.


Monday, April 05, 2010

Memorise

I hate memorizing.

it's just not learning

but then again,

maybe i didn't learn anything.

Damn

Thursday, April 01, 2010

I wish

Today i wish i could stop using my logic and reasoning. Today I wished I haven't been so observant.

It's always the eyes. It always is.