Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

Friday, August 26, 2011

Read bout Airplanes!

I just pulled the following article off one of the links in The Economist. It details a real first hand experience due  the idiocy of some members of the society. I pity this guy and i feel for him.


To Whom It May Concern,

My name is Vance Gilbert.

I live in Arlington, MA.

I am a homeowner, having been here 10+ years, I have a partner, and we have two 52lb Standard Poodles.

I am a 6 foot tall, bespectacled, slightly greying, 52 year old, 230 lb African-American male with a close hair cut.

On August 14, 2011, I boarded United Airlines Flight UA #3483 from Boston to Dulles on time and was seated in an isle seat #9C on an Embraer 170. I was dressed in shorts, baseball hat, t-shirt, hiking boots, and unbuttoned Jimmy Buffett Hawaiian shirt (covered with airplanes). As the door was being closed, we were told it was a full flight, meaning 70 - 80 people. I had my backpack under the seat in front of me, and my fanny pack/wallet behind my heels.

After the doors were closed the flight attendant came down the isle checking security buckling, bag clearance etc., and asked if she could put my fanny pack above me in the overhead bin. I replied to her that I'd be fine just stuffing it next to my back-pack under seat in front of me as it contained my wallet etc and that I'd rather have it near. She seemed fine with that resolution. All that was done without consternation or belligerence, and I thought nothing of it.

Now, I am a musician by trade and an amateur aviation historian, studying mostly European transport aircraft between WW1 and WW2, and some after. I was on my way to two different music festivals. When I travel I delve into reading about this era of aviation. I had taken out and was reading a book of Polish Aircraft circa 1946 and I was also looking at views of an Italian aircraft from 1921.

I think you see where this is going...

The plane went all the way out to the take-off point, in the queue for take-off. All the while I noticed a lot of phone pinging back and forth between the flight attendants. The young woman flight attendant was also crouched next to and conversing seriously to a dead-heading pilot about 4 seats up on the other side. The plane then proceeded to turn around and head all the way back to the gate. Once at the gate, the jet bridge was positioned. The Captain announced, "We have a minor issue, and we will continue our departure once it's resolved." He left the aircraft.

After about 5 - 10 minutes, 2 Mass State Policemen, 1 or 2 TSA Agents, and the bursar for the flight come down the isle and motion me to get off of the plane. I do not remember if they called me by name. We stepped out into the breezeway where one of the State policemen asked how I was doing that day.

I replied, "Sir, I think you're going to tell me I could be doing much better..."

Policeman: "Did you have a problem with your bag earlier?"

Me: "No sir, not at all. The flight attendant wanted it secured elsewhere other than behind my feet, and I opted to put it under the seat in front of me. It's my wallet, even though there's only 30 bucks in it…And all that was done without belligerence, or words for that matter…it was all good.

A few beats...

Policeman: "Sir, were you looking at a book of airplanes?"

Me: "Yes sir I was. I am a musician for money, but for fun I study old aircraft and build models of them, and the book I was reading was of Polish Aircraft from 1946."

Policeman: "Would you please go get that book so that i can see it?"

I go back onto the plane - all eyes are on me like I was a common criminal. Total humiliation part 2.

After a couple of minutes he says, "Why, this is all Snoopy Red Baron stuff..."

Me: "Yes sir, actually the triplane you see is Italian, from 1921 a little after World War 1..."

Policeman: "No problem here then, you can go on back on to the plane, sorry to inconvenience you...and have a nice flight".

We were now at least, after re-queuing, over an hour late. No one looked me in the eye, flight attendants, passengers. I missed my next connection, and had to cancel that portion of the flight (fair $ value equaling ??) and rent a car ($270) plus fuel ($30) to my work (lost 1/2 wages = $100), and I was afraid to read for the next two flights.

I silently wept the whole flight to DC. I've never been so frightened or humiliated. I'm shaking even writing this.

How much money was lost between the airline, the other travelers? - I couldn't begin to calculate.

How damaged am I from this experience? I'm not feeling particularly American. I'm angry, dumbfounded, frightened.

Would this have happened to the 30-ish Caucasian woman sitting across the aisle from me (who left her seat, water bottle, and book, never to be seen for the rest of the "completely full" flight)? Is it now against the law to be dark and read a book about historic aircraft?

What's my take-away from this experience as a taxpayer, United Airlines patron, Black Man, teacher, mentor, American? I was broken hearted and speechless as I overheard my friend's wife try to explain to her kids what happened and what he and I were talking about over dinner. They never did get why.

What do I tell your children?

Enough.

What do I do now - please advise?

Please contact me at the email above

Thanks in advance,

Vance Gilbert
Arlington, MA

AKA

Flying While Black & Reading Antique Aviation Books


Just because a black man was reading a book about airplanes, don't go blow things out of proportions thinking he's reading his manual on how to blow up planes. Some discretion and thought is what was needed to avoid such an embarrassing scenario, Sighhh..... 

Monday, April 04, 2011

Mr. A Teaser Video

 This video is rated -U-
Sesuai untuk ditonton oleh semua lapisan masyarakat.

No actual sex scenes are shown. All you get are some saggy boobs. So is he or is he not the man in the video?

 Video has been removed due to the fact that police are looking for the person who uploaded the vid hence i fear they will also look for ppl who is spreading. I do not want to be ISA-ed. Screw me for being a coward.

Would definitely have hired a hotter girl. Might as well make full use of it rite? I am saddened when newspapers blared foreign! I thought maybe Russian or some woman from Uzbekistan. Bloody hell, CHINESE IS FOREIGN???

Bo ko leng!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

UN

The role of the United Nations will be determined in 2011. People of the future will look back to this very year and say "Oh, so this is the year that started it all!"

Is it UN's rise to prominence or its fall to be forever consigned to the back pages of history? The actions taken and the results of those actions will affect the way the UN is pictured in every person's mind.

Is this body just a big clumsy one with too much tape around or is it the epitome of unity and cooperation? 2011 will be the year the United Nations should be remembered.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Bank Of Negara!

I just checked my email and found this hiding in one of my junk mails. My curiosity got the better of me and i soon found myself reading through the whole email.

I was so tempted to give them everything they wanted, except they didn't ask for money. All they did was ask me for my address, Identification card number, telephone number and etc which i am unwilling to disclose even to my University. Too bad! Why didn't they give me a bank account to transfer a sum of my money to enable me to receive my 7.5 million USD? Why? Why?

I will now publish the said letter from BANK OF NEGARA! Wtf man, if you wanna con a Malaysian at least speak the language right!

BANK NEGARA MALAYSIA  (BNM)
                     Central Bank Of Malaysia 
                     Jalan Dato' Onn  P.O. Box 10922 
                      50929 Kuala Lumpur
                      TEL: +601-9374-0308
 
 
                  
Ref:   BNM/SGH/231/01                      
                                                     
 
Date:  14TH MARCH 2011. 
 
ATTN: Beneficiary    PAYMENT FILE NUMBER: A
 
 
Release/Transfer Notice for your due Funds (US$7,500,000:00).
 
Payment File No: A.
 
24Hrs Service
 
It is very important that the recipient of this Letter should call this office 
in other to confirm it to us that this very Letter was received by the true 
beneficiary. 
 
You are advised to read this Letter very carefully because every 
paragraph explains what you need to know about the Release and 
Transfer of your due Funds.
At this point, we wish to remind you to stop all further contact with any 
person or person(s) whom is not recommended by this bank. Our 
Intelligence Monitoring Unit (I.M.U), Code of Conduct Bureau, Legal 
Unit and The Royal Malaysian Police Force  have already apprehended 
some of those suspects whom attempted to divert your Funds.
You are advised to stop all further contact with some scammer you have 
been dealing with, that have defrauded you of huge sums because they 
are WANTED criminal suspects.
 
As the Governor Of the Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM) , I work on behalf of the Paying 
Bank, Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM) under the supervision of the 
honourable President of Malaysia
 
We are glad to announce it to you today that the honourable President of 
Malaysia and the Accountant General of the 
Federation have collectively Approved and signed the Order to Release 
and Transfer being the certified documentation authorizing us (Bank of Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM) to credit your nominated Bank Account.. 
 
A copy of the Order to Release and Transfer have been forwarded to our 
international remittance department for the onward crediting of your 
Funds.
 
In other words, we put it to you that we are ready to remit your said Funds 
into your choiced Bank Account because we have a 3-4 working days time 
constrain to Pay-off each beneficiary short-listed to be Paid by this 
Bank. Our Legal Unit have already reviewed your Payment Files and 
they have passed it on to my desk for me to Pay you accordingly, so be 
rest assured that you will receive your due Funds as soon as possible. 
Officially, you will receive your due Funds via an "Electronic Wire 
Transfer" which will enable your Funds reflect in your choiced Bank 
Account within 48hrs after effect. This mode of Payment is defined as one 
of the best and safest mode to remit huge Funds internationally as it is 
absolutely different from the usual swift transfer which takes longer time. 
Most Banks within the United States of America, Europe and other 
developed countries operate with the "Electronic Wire Transfer" for 
international transfers because it is a recent innovation in the Banking 
industry.
 
Certainly we shall transfer your valued US$7,500,000:00 from the 
Sundry/Suspense Account of the Federal Government of Nigeria being 
the official Account for international/foreign Payments/debts. A 
Sundry/Suspense Account can be defined as a secret Account owned by a 
government and operated by certain assigned government officials being 
the authorized signatories whom must sign before Funds can be remitted 
from such account. For this very account no form of direct withdrawals can 
be made from it except a Bank to Bank wire transfer which must be 
Approved by the honourable President being the principal signatory to the 
account.
 
Consequent to the fact that I am responsible to Pay you, it is still my duty 
to enlighten you on the accurate steps to take in order for you to gain full 
possession of this said Funds being Approved in your name.
 
In the combat against fraud, Funds divertion and Funds delay, we have re
-lenghtly ensured that several foreign beneficiaries have been Paid 
accordingly in order to retain and rekindle our country's reputation on the 
global map because this recent government dispensation is focused and 
targeted to relieve all foreign debts as mandated by The Senate, The 
National House of Assembly, The Federal Executive Council (F.E.C), 
Code of Conduct Bureau and The Federal Ministry of Finance Malaysia.  
Already, alot of foreign beneficiaries have been Paid by this Ministry so 
yours will not be an exception considering the fact that the honourable 
President have Approved your due Funds today dated  21st February 2011. 
 
In accordance to section (1) paragraph 9 of the Settlement Edict Law of 
Malaysia Government of 1992, it is imperative that you provide 
us with the below listed information so that we can Pay you.
  
1. Full Name
2.Bank Name and Address.
3. Bank Account Number.
4.Routing Number/Swift Code (very important).
5. Your Residential Address.
 6.Your mobile or home telephone Number.
 A form of identification (I.D Card or Driver's License) is also required 
for official references. 
 
The TRUTH is what we stand for. Tel: +601-9374-0308
 
This Official Letter is being issued to you by "Bank of Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM)" in collaboration with The Presidency.
 
 
Copied to:
 
The Accountant General of Malaysia.
Bank of Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM).
The President's office.
 
 
 
Yours Sincerely,
 DR. ZETI AKHTAR AZIZ
Governor,
Bank of Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM)    
Direct Tel: +601-9374-0308
                                
 
 

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Malaysia's Embarrassment

Not only is it the epitome of a man's stupidity, but it signifies the inhumanity and insensitivity to the plight of others showcased by our very own Malaysian paper.

A caricature just days before depicting Ultraman running away from a tsunami already carrying debris, making twisted joke out of something so horrendous.


Maybe we should learn to take a chill pill yo?

What about our greatest and most beloved one and only wife of our One leader. Blaming the tsunami to Japan's ignorance of its environment and the neglect for green technology and eco-friendly ways.



Seriously? WHAT THE FUCK???? An earthquake of that magnitude will devastate any other country more than japan. Japan is unlucky that a natural catastrophe occurred, she doesnt need any random person speaking without thinking with her brains. We are lucky that we are not situated within the ring of fire, otherwise, i dare not think otherwise.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Japan Nuclear Rumour

I'm sure you guys have heard of the devastating 8.9 magnitude earthquake that shook the whole of Japan.
One of the after effect of the earthquake was the failure and explosion of a nuclear facility in the Fukushima prefecture.

As can be seen on new,s the explosion of one of the reactors released a cloud of smoke and steam into the air. Officials have declared that it contains zero or very little radiation which means it isnt a health hazard.

A second explosion has just occured a few hours ago at the same plant but officials are refuting the claim that a nuclear meltdown has occured. BBC news has interview certain personnel in the relevant field that this scenario appears to be more like 3 mile island than Chernobyl.

A nuclear incident occurred on 3 mile island where the outer case of the reactor exploded BUT the radiation was contained!

There was been rumours spreading one saying the radiation will reach Penang hill at 4pm today which means it'll probably reach Nibong Tebal at around now, 5.20pm. Ladies and Gentleman, do we hear flash news of people in hong kong or taiwan dying form radiation?

Another warned people from going out if it rains as the rain might be acidic and that it will burn your arms, head, hair and everything.

Loads of bullshit. Since the rumour stated BBCnews as a source, i quickly surfed the website and searched through every update available. BBC DID NOT report a spread of radiation to Malaysia at 4pm nor that rains will be acidic today.

However, a US vessel 100 miles off the coast of japan did record a LOW LEVEL radiation which is not left threatening.

As of now, what you nice people can do is STOP helping this rumour to spread by checking out the validity and originality of the source before re-posting it.

People are so addicted to instant information that you shouldnt be suprised that some are tempted to play reporter by spreading things that are untrue. This 2 'news' are cases in point.

If you really want to have instant updates on the Japanese Earthquake, go here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12307698

Monday, August 02, 2010

Toyoda killing toyota

Once the envy of the world of manufacturing world, the creme de la creme the best of the world's best. Toyota is now mired in a series of recalls due to it's manufacturing failure.

" Toyota is recalling almost 430,000 vehicles in the US and Japan amid concern over steering problems. "

14 recalls so fast for the year of 2010 with the famous sticking accelerator pedals that killed a number of people in the US debacle at the forefront. Read here

What's happening Mr. Toyoda? Are you running your company down the grave?

Sunday, August 01, 2010

Chelsea's married!!!



Chelsea Clinton.

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Male Squid



Do you see that white long tubular organ?

That is the squid's erected penis.

It's almost as long as his body

Now every woman gonna wish his man's a damn squid.

Read here!


Thursday, May 20, 2010

Red Shirts = Assholes

If the red shirts only wanted political change why the sudden demand of charging the deputy prime minister just when a deal seems to be almost cast in stone?

Furthermore, why did the burn down buildings and engage looting during the protest if they were so peaceful and citizen loving? Aren't those they burn and steal from citizens of their beloved country too?



I think they are assholes. Selfish and pathetic assholes playing minions to some lord. They have the right to protest i reckon but not to the extent of disrupting business and the livelihoods of the people. Furthermore, is rendering a city limp effective in forcing political change?

You village people should continue harvesting padi in your fields and leave the politics to city folks. Or if you insists, participate peacefully.

Friday, April 23, 2010

World War III

If North Korea did deliberately torpedo the Cheonan in south korean waters then we might be looking at World War 3 in the making.


Battleship

With strong political pressure and war-mongering citizens crying out for the revenge of the 46 dead sailors were to get a strong backing, Mr. Lee Myung-bak might just have to reinforce his strong stance against the North, even stronger.

Military action will be costly and of course deadly. Seoul is less than a 100km from the border and is easily reachable by any ICBM's. No, they dont even have to intercontinental ballistic, some modified missile will deliver the nuke that will annihilate Seoul and with that South Korea.


Good Bye beautiful korean chicks.

The global implication is that, the US is backing the South and China is an open supporter of the North. If the South do retaliate, and the north do the same. The US will be obliged to assists.

China in the spirit of marxism will be forced to help his fellow bethren wether he likes it or not or risk losing support from other communist states.

Is the US able to sustain wars in 3 fronts?
Most certainly not. Not with today's economics.

Will China risk losing money just to help out a outcast dictator?
Most certainly not. They're chinese. All they think about is money.

WW3 will only start because of shortage of water. And with economics in mind, I dont believe any country will go to war for the time being without an imminent threat. There's just too much money involved.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Yotta!

Ever wanted to be so rich that you cant even count how much money you have?

Just do what this guy did, here

$1.784 Yotta, hilariously ridiculous. And Yotta, is a real word!

International System of Units

Kilo (K) = 3 zeroes
Mega (M) = 6 zeroes
Giga (G) = 9 zeroes
Tera (T) = 12 zeroes
Peta (P) = 15 zeroes
Exa (E) = 18 zeroes
Zetta (Z) = 21 zeroes
Yotta (Y) = 24 zeroes
Source: Chris Budd

Saturday, October 03, 2009

Solidarity

Our world is getting more and more fucked up as time flies. There's just no other way to put it. Recent Natural Calamities around the pacific rim has caused a death toll upwards of 1.5k lives.

Are lives of fellow humans that fragile and worthless?

A tsunami near Samoa killed hundreds but i found one good news. A 2 year old baby boy survived the ordeal. And henceforth was named Tsunami by his parents.

Typhoon what's-her-name (it's always a girls name, i don't know why!) is ravishing Philippines and as we all know an earthquake off Padang took upwards of 1k lives. We got lucky a tsunami wasn't generated from that quake of 7.6 magnitude.

In times of need, mankind needs to show some solidarity and come to the aid of others and not only to sit in their comfort of their offices pledging help.

For those who have the means, please contribute to the Cimb-The Start Padang Relief Fund. Your dollar might just save a life.
For those who don't, a simple prayer to God will suffice. May God be with those in need giving them strength and hope to carry on.

God Bless Us All.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Kencing Syaitan

The infamous Kencing Syaitan is at it's best again. It has brought much joy and happiness yet also pain and distress.

Now one of our citizens will be caned 6 times in public for drinking satan's pee. Where she drank it from, it's pretty obvious. Where else can satan's pee beget?

It is a tragic story of how arcane the rules are and how we seem to be not progressing at all.

It this has piqued your interest, read about it Here

Moving ads in paperback

We will soon be watching advertisements from magazines. No more moving pictures on tv screens only. Say hello to paperbacks.

No, it isn't a special magazine but looks just like any other paper magazine. Advertisers are going ballistics over this new tech which is akin to reaching nirvana for any advertisement junkie.

Read about it Here.

Now we can all watch girls in wet t-shirts jumping around while telling our friends that we're reading a magazine.

=)

Kraeftig!!