Zebra Zai

A cruise was scheduled to sail last week from Port Klang to langkawi and then scurry down to Singapore before leaving the lion city heading back to Port Klang.

This is the ship:

Superstar Libra

With work away from the mind, one family decided to take some days off to get away from the hustle and bustle of city life and relax.

Family

With the prospect of going for a short holiday growing, it seems that the patriach and matriach left something out of their plan.

Parents

The younglings were helpless and could only look forward towards having as much relaxation aboard the ship that could be offered.

Just slap me already.

It seems that the family has forgotten their youngest:

Zebra zai!

Perth- 2nd day

Had a good night sleep since there wasnt anything to do but to sleep. I was all energetic for the 4 and half hours drive south to Albany. I made my intentions known to drive part way but...

Nope.

and they went on guessing what i did to the car on the eve of leaving for USM. and guess what? They even guessed correctly! But to save my skin i had to resort to the easiest getaway...

sleep.... most of the way to Albany,

only waking for breakfast,

Ham, cheese and egg sandwich... simple yet DELICIOUS!

from the mart at the petrol station which is very future tech.

Gull petrol station

now take a closer look at the pump.

Uh, year 2009? iszit?

You pay....at the counter INSIDE. I thought i was in the 70's man! DAMNNNNN.

Oh, and the fuel price fluctuates daily, dont be surprised if you see 126 here and a 119 just across the street.

First order of the day was a sight seeing trip to the wind farm.

Not-so-majestic Wind Farm

I have to admit when they say wind farm, i expected a bigger grander display of windmills, instead of a few here and there -_-.

Me and bro

BUT because Malaysians are eco-ignorant and we believe our petrol can sustain us forever, i dont recall ever seeing one back home. So i acted like how i should..... like a 'budak kampung'

Amboi.. besarnya!!!!

It was a short walk to the scenic locations from where we almost lost our breath on arrival. ;).

They are pretending to look good. Camwhores..

Family pic.

Dad reckon he lost some weight, i reckon by half a month, now it's 6 and half months. And the physiognomy... didnt change much.

Awwww.. my elderly.

Since wind farms are naturally by the beach, we got a glimpse of the ocean.

White mist.... so damn beautiful


This is just alrite, better ones later!

After taking in the wind farm, we headed back to Perth.

and on the way back, we saw kangaroos!!! i venture forth to take a shot at the venerable creature, whose meat they say as a replacement for beef. As it's been know to be quite a boxer, i lost my balls bout 50m from it and decided to take a shot at him then. I swear my parents weren't proud!

Hey, your balls jsut dropped off!!

If that really happened, my bro's corpses would've been devoured by that venerable creature, fed by me dad. We took an hour's drive to see 'The Gap' and 'The Bridge' which according to legend was beautifully sculptured by God's pussy.

Yeap, Mother Nature!

I had a sudden an awful feeling that there's a Malaysian in every single human being.

Wait for it...



Thank you come again.

The bridge is..... well a bridge

Tourist attraction 1

while the gap is a sheer sudden drop from the cliff...

Tourist attraction 2

Tourist in tourist attraction 2.

It was around 1600 hrs when we were done with looking at the effects of Her period and it'll take an hour to head to town so we had to leave.

Checked into All Seasons motel i think...

It's dark because...

and had to have our dinner In the hotel because...

Assort. seafood basket.

This Fish & chips shop is open for business for 3 hours daily only. AND it's take away only.. damn lan c to me honestly.

Fish & chips

It's as though they are doing it.... for the fun of it, not because they need the money!

But boy was it delicious. It beat manhattan fish market flat out. Flat... and i'm saying this even when the tartar sauce had to be bought separately. Flat!

At around 2200 hrs, we went out for a glass of wine and just chill. Very relaxing.

Went to bed at around 2330, boy was i leaving a healthy lifestyle.


We leave for a city called Denmark on the 3rd day. About 2 - 3 hrs drive west of Albany.

Perth - 1st day

Ahhh, Perth.
Capital of the State of Western Australia.
Home to peace-loving people and city with the least amount of skyscrapers i've seen. Shops closes at 1700 hrs and it gets dark at around 1800 hrs. Once a week shops opens till 9(thurs), due to the occurence of late-night-shopping and pointed by sean(my cous) because thats normally the day they get paid. Perfect place for liks and joann. I can die there if i stay longer than a month.

Left for the airport at 2100 hrs on 25-05-09 a monday. 3 hours the flight is due since airasia;

yes people my parents are so cheap that they rather break their backs than sit comfortably. So if you think i'm cheap, we all know now where that gene came from!

The name's AirAsia X - X being xtra wide or smth.... bullsh!t

It was a 5 and a half hours uneventful flight since i was trying to sleep all the way.

ON THIS!! Do i look like a midget?

Note: try. The only thing that left an imprint was my dad refusing to eat when the food carriage passed at around 2 a.m. because........ Rm18 for nasi lemak. Refer to point in 1st para. Alas, since he's almost 7 motnhs pregnant and needs to feed for 2(it seems) he had to order a mee cup at 4 a.m. to appease it never-to-be-born baby within. Oh, it's RM 6. @#%^$^$&

My parents! Sedihnya....

Arrived at perth at around 0600 hours with the weather plotting to give me the flu of the swine(XD) and chilling my bones. This morning is especially nasty. Bro picked us up and we went over to his friend's place to await the check-in time which is at 1400 hrs.

Had my first authentic aussie breakfast. Somehow i managed to chug the whole plate myself.

The even call it Aussie Breakfast! A$ 14.

Got my first sight-seeing trip from the hostess(bro's friend) Jesse. She brough us to Kings park to take a morning stroll.

What tickled my light bulb was when she said people drive their car up here at night... to fuck. Yes, Perth-ians fuck in their cars at night in Kings park and they dont have to worry bout Ulama's knocking on their window.

The condominium behind costs A$ 12 000 000. Thats 12 million baby. It looks lavish as hell from the outside and it's big. Uninteresting. =\

Afterwhich we went to University of Western Australia where Jesse studied.

Suns in my eye! Sun's in my eye!!!!

As i walked, the 'Uni feel' was overwhelming. It makes you feel you're in a University and not in some backwater village.

Alas, i shan't compare. UWA has been established for 100 over years. USM i would say is like a teenage boy planting his seed to be sown later. There is much to learn and much progress to be made...

For some reason i like this much.

I couldnt stay long in UWA, the more time i spend there i more i feel i shouldnt be heading back to USM, the more i say to myself FUCK ME!

She brough us to the Town of Cottesloe facing the ocean and serves some good italian ice-cream.

Beach of Cottesloe.

At first i really think australians are a bit retarded for not scooping it into balls like how they do it here, but then i realised... they are actually giving us more value for money.

After indulging in the ice-cream we went to Harbour Town to do abit of shopping before we leave for Albany the next day.

400 miles south.

That would be the end of the 1st day. I've decided to break-up my post to a few short ones instead of pulling a long one. Will update every 2 days. Cheers

Captiva

Maybe in a little while eh?

Filial piety?

........

Or if he changes his mind from being a doctor to being a businessman then...

Studio pics

Okay, it's a lil late but i always keep to my promise. So these are the pics we took in the studio with our own camera. The ones that we paid the professional cameraman arent here yet... Actually it's ready but we need another 300 bucks to collect it. Can i start a fund & start collecting donations?

Plz promise that u will not drool all over the pics nor save it onto ur comp for future usage. No stalking any of my family members eithers! =P



Initiation


Mom n sis.. she's not wearing the RM 3 slippers anymore!

This is a one of the moment thingy.

Me n bro. I look way better.

Bro n sis..


Another...

With the old(s)

Look i even gripped my hands! VI style!!!

Family pic.

Another... see those teeth? Thank god u cant!


Last pic- minus the sweat absorbed.. if u could see the back.


The session was tiring but it had some funny moments. Dad's tummy was hindering him from hugging mom in a pose which the cameraman thought would be good. But too bad huh, it's like zaizai's in the middle.

Mom's face was directed towards the camera but he eyes were away somewhere.

Grandma was too busy trying to look good that she sometimes forget to smile.

Us kids well...... we're good! =)

Okay, so this thing bout a family photo i think every family has one. It isnt a necessity but it seems to be one. A picture of togetherness, of family ties, forever sworn into a picture normally hung onto the walls of the living room for all guest to see. A picture boasting that the family is as close as in the picture as if others are lacking. Is there point?

Yes, i believe that a picture is worth more than a thousand words...