Blackout.

The more i look at it, the more it boils my blood. There's just no reason that my terrace house has no electricity whilst 20 metres, rooms are brightly lit in those damn low cost flat.

I'm not discriminating but every time i look up, it's as though they are mocking me.

"Though i live in a low-cost flat but i have smth you dont..... electricity, Hehehehee. you terrace-living ass."

I was irritated that i just had to leave the house. The sigh repels me. I just cannot stand that shitty feeling in me. It's low-cost damn it!

Hence my lonely trip to an Old Town with The Economist in hand. One hour there is still too long.

Life's a bitch yo.

When I'm a Billionaire

I never knew using your own money to buy things feels this good. It's a kind of satisfaction and joy that knowing you spent your money on something you think is worth

*Does not apply to the female spesies as they, well, i dont think i need to explain*

Today, i took my own money and bought smth i thought would be a good investment. I was smiling all the way back with a kind of satisfaction i have not felt before. I was using my own money to buy things, it feels good.

It did hurt my bank balance tho, carved a shit ass big hole in it too.

After heading back to the office and showing to my mom what i bought i realized that even if i've gone completely mad and did not want to be rich...... i have to.

No, I must. It's not to show off or to simply buy things and hoard em *oh, sounds womanish.* but to be able to support and improve on my current lifestyle.

But i will refuse my parents initial disposition of getting me to buy stuff for them. Just to get back at them for a bit. It'll be fun when i'm able to do that. Revenge is sweet, no?

NIKE Write The Future

How fast can you speak?

Let's try this ;)


When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist;
For the twisting a twist, he three twines will entwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisted untwisted the twist.

Have fun.

4mb Oh 4mb

I have been bombarding TM's 100 hotline for the past week, calling almost everyday checking on the status of my application.

They must've been really bored of hearing my voice. The contractor came today to install a new telephone line costing me RM150 inclusive of workmanship.

What a rip off. I'm sure it costs half that sum to get the wiring done UNDER the walls.

But it sure is pleasing to have them come and fix it up now. Got tired of constant daily nagging from my sis. Sort of like me to tm. Hmmmph.

Now just gotta wait for tm to come set up the 4mb modem. Oh yea baby. Feel the Need For Speed.

Inter 2 - 0 Bayern M.

Internazionale lifts the Champions League Trophy

Zits.

i just squeezed one of the pimples in a tri-pimple zit. That's 3 formed into 1 big ass zit right on my right cheek.

Squeezing the 1st one caused my right knee to go weak. It hurts.

The 2nd pimple required a bit more energy. It got harder to apply force with so much blood around my face. The more i squeeze the more my eyes squint. It's blardy painful.

I'll leave the 3rd one for tmrw.

It's time to watch the Champions League Final

TIFY

It's really a touching story...

A man was walking across the road when he met with

an accident. The impact was on his head which caused

him to be in a coma for 2 days. When he opened his

eyes, his wife was by his side.

He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with

my studies in the University, I failed again and

again. Sometimes I even had to re-take my papers.

You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."

She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I

went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..."

He added, " ...then I started working in this

little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake. But you are still there for me." His wife was in tears.

The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off

for quite some time. But I was never promoted and

my hard work was notrecognised.

I remained in the same position from the day I joined

the company till now. You are still beside me..."

His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him,

" And now I meet with an accident and when I wake up

you are here with me. There's something I'll really

like to say to you..."She flung herself on the bed and

hug her husband, sobbing with deep emotion.



Finally her husband said,

"I think you bring me bad luck."

Red Shirts = Assholes

If the red shirts only wanted political change why the sudden demand of charging the deputy prime minister just when a deal seems to be almost cast in stone?

Furthermore, why did the burn down buildings and engage looting during the protest if they were so peaceful and citizen loving? Aren't those they burn and steal from citizens of their beloved country too?

I think they are assholes. Selfish and pathetic assholes playing minions to some lord. They have the right to protest i reckon but not to the extent of disrupting business and the livelihoods of the people. Furthermore, is rendering a city limp effective in forcing political change?

You village people should continue harvesting padi in your fields and leave the politics to city folks. Or if you insists, participate peacefully.

TIFY

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.


THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

TIFY

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''

TIFY

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin Just Fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

Can I come over to your place after while?

Ok, this question is just wacky but i figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...











"LISTEN"

I'll have to call you back,
there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all my questions,

TIFY

> There were these 4 guys, a French, a Russian, a German and a Singaporean,
> who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie
> appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he
> said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a
> wish.
>
> When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool
> of
> water to become, then your wish will come true."
>
> The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted
> "wine". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman
> was
> so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
>
> Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "vodka" and
> immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
>
> The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "beer". He was so contented
> with his beer pool.
>
> The last is the Singaporean. He was running towards the pool when suddenly
> he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
> "shiiittt...!!!"

We are the Word 25 For Haiti

This is a very good video.



We are truly members of God's great big family. it's doesn't matter if you're american, chiense, indian or if you're in Peru, Russia or New Guinea when one of us get's hurt, it is the responsibility of those who are able to help out.

I always believe that we cannot be selfish and should help each other out especially in times of great distress and need. We are all brothers and sisters in this living world, even if the colour of our skins or the religion that we believe in separates us physcially.

No man is an island. Don't let yourself be one.

TIFY

This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look
> > on his face.
> >
> > "Say,Mom," he asked, "why is my bigger brother named 'Mighty Storm'?"
> > "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.",she replied.
> > "Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
> > "Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield
> > when we made her."
> > "And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
> > "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived,"
> > the mother replied.
> > The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are
> > you so curious?!"

When down

It's always fun too watch Koo Kien Keat and Tan Boon Heong play. It's not their showing off or Tan's lightning smash but when they are losing and in the shitters, they always pull of a smile or a laugh.

You're there cursing your mouth away on how shitty they're playing and suddenly those assholes break off a smile. You think to yourself, what's so funny about losing?

Well, that's life. You win some, you lose some. When losing, what matters is that you're able to pick yourself up and not put yourself down some more.
When down, search for the finer things in life, search for the good and fun things.

Don't be down or sad, there are always things to smile about. =)

TIFY

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband
> > > is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home
> > > unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom
> > > closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
> > > She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that
> > > the little boy is in there already.
> > > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> > > The man says, "Yes, it is."
> > > Boy - "I have a baseball."
> > > Man - "That's nice."
> > > Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> > > Man - "No, thanks."
> > > Boy - "My dad's outside."
> > > Man - "OK, how much?"
> > > Boy - "$250"
> > >
> > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
> > > and the lover are in the closet together.
> > > Boy - "Dark in here."
> > > Man - "Yes, it is."
> > > Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> > > The lover, remembering the last time, asks the
> > > boy,"How much?"
> > > Boy - "$750"
> > > Man - "Fine."
> > >
> > > A few days later, the father says to the boy,
> > > "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't ., I sold my baseball and my glove."
> > > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> > > Boy -"$1,000"
> > > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
> > > They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
> > > The boy says, "Dark in here."
> > > The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".

TIFY

ALL MEN HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!
> > >
> > > I have one
> > > Your husband will have one
> > > Your mother uses your father's one
> > > And your auntie use's your uncle's one
> > > A married lady would acquire one
> > > But a divorced would lose her one
> > > A pope doesn't have one
> > > Madonna doesn't have one
> > > The chinese usually have short ones
> > > While the pakistanese ususally have long ones
> > > After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
> > > Longer or shorter you have to take his one
> > > Do you want one?
> > > How long do u want?
> > > Which one is your preferred one?
> > > Long one or short one?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > (see below for the answer)
> > > What are u thinking of?
> > > Are u sure of your answer?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > It's your SURNAME, what are u thinking of?

Thomas Cup

The adrenaline pumps furiously, the excitement is just almost too much to handle. But all i'm doing was just lying there.

They are doing all the moving, they are the ones on the scene but the excitement is more than when im playing.

Watching the national team playing on tv is one helluva exercise. It doesnt matter if you're malay, chinese, indian or even a bangla. When one is playing for one's country, one gets the backing of the whole country transcending nation.

Malaysia's currently leading Denmark 2-1 in the Thomas cup and is currently hoping that the crack pair of Hoo Tian How and Muhd Zakry can clinch the winning point for us.

It's looking VERY VERY Good. We have just won the first set.

GO MALAYSIA!!!!

TIFY


Ah Seng wants to make love with Ah Lian but he is afraid that Ah Lian will get pregnant, so he approaches his friend Ah Beng for advice. Ah Beng said "Aiya, very easy one lah. Nah, take this packet of condoms and follow the instructions, nothing will happen one." So Ah Seng takes the condom and at night makes love with Ah Lian. Two months later, Ah Seng comes to look for Ah Beng and tells him that Ah Lian is pregnant.
"Cannot be what, did you follow the instructions or not?" asks Ah Beng.
"Na -bei! Got lah. The box says "Stretch the condom over organ before intercourse, I got no organ, so I stretch it over my piano loh."

TIFY

The First Affair

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde
teenaged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they
always wanted.

After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine
months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to
the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see
the ugliest child he has ever seen.

He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the
father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around
on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time.

Spaghetti

My parents are away at the moment and i had to feed not only myself but also my grandma and zaizai.

After being rather bored of chinese, there were wants for some italian.

My mom's spaghetti tastes great to me, i sometimes prefer it to commercialized outlets which appears to promise much but comes out disappointingly mellow. So today, i tried to emulate that feat.

Cooking spaghetti sounded easy to me so i decided i'll do the cooking tonight. IT was not. Stirring the pot got my hands tired after 5 mins, heck it's as though im working out.

First in, garlic and chillies and onions then add the tomatoes. After frying for abit, pour in the tomato purees. Stir as long as your hands can take it. Add in the mushrooms, after that, add in more mushrooms. Throw in the diced chicken and make sure it's small sized. Easier and feels better in the mouth. Pepper is a must, black or white or both. Also, PARSLEY, you gotta have that smell. I didn't have any tonight. T.T

Keep on stirring even if your hands are tired. Modify according to taste. Salt, sugar, soya sauce. Sesame oil, yes a bit of that is a must.

When cooking the spaghetti or in my case fettucini, pour some olive or sunflower oil into the pot. It'll definitely smell and taste better.

After 10 mins i was sweating and praying for wind. But then again, sweat, wind, cooking. Rather disgusting.......

My cooking was so delicious, so awe-inspiring, so appetizing...... it was not.

It tasted only okay. Alrite, maybe i havent gotten it all from my mom but hey, my 1st try. MY second's gonna blow anyone's mind off who's lucky to get a try.

And my soup, rather bland to be honest. Wanted to add more salt but was afraid of adding too much. The little salt that i added after didnt help much. -_______________-.


Cooking is both an art and science........

which i am not a master

yet.