Dont drive

If you don't know how to drive a big car, don't buy one! Driving like a woman with one hand on the wheel and one hand holding a mobile phone, you were not only a nuisance, you were a hindrance.

So to all you asses who don't have what it takes to drive a big car; eg an Estima and etc, get a driver to do the driving for you cause you're doing the roads a very big favour but just moving your mouth.

Or if you're desperate to show off your new car, drive a few hundred times around some empty carpark before taking to the real roads.

I AM FINALLY BACK TO WHERE I BELONG!!!!!

Annual Intensive Geomatic Project 2009

The 6 days survey camp that just ended today wasnt as shabby as i expected it would be. Held in Kg Bahru Ayer Tawar, 3 hours bus ride from campus, the feeling of dread just couldn't be surpressed.

Nevertheless once concluded, the 6 days seemed rather short and passed rather too quickly. Maybe it was the not so intensive workload, maybe it was the company that i had.

Gaming till late every night and waking up early to do our field work. This intensive camp wasnt that intensive at all. The food wasn't much but some days it was tasty. Rationing's a bitch though.

We were allocated into 8 per room sharing one toilet and only one damn ceiling fan. It was too hot and humid in the day but was too damn cold in the night that i had to put on my shirt and use my blanket.

Nevertheless, many a good things happened during this camp. Friends got to know each other better and i definitely got to be closer to someone. The Aneneh-ness of things brought laughter to room Balam in an unprecedented scale. Unexpected jokers rose to the occasion to keep boredom to the minimum or non-existant. The presence sau meng kai and fei kai in the room was a major plus point.

May the ever glowing stars bear witness that am officially a noob lover.

Holiday!!!!!

As of right now, i'm on HOLIDAY!!!!! Mwahahahahaha.......



Until 0800 hrs tmrw.

Damn.

I believe that the time is ripe. The end is already very near.

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Finals are here and my mind is 70% focused. No wait, it's TOMORROW!!!!!! Shit...

03-11 0900 hrs German lvl 2 *High Five* Die
Conclusion : Hopefully my feet are still jutting out from my grave.

04-11 1415 hrs Theory of Structures Failure detected as supports
Conclusion : Complete failure at supports avoided

06/11 0900 hrs Geomatics High misclosure anticipated
Conclusion : Low misclosure, error was distributed.

09/11 0900 hrs Ir. in Society FUNNY
Conclusion : Negotiaions broken down. Lawyer-ed!

12/11 1415 hrs Fluid Mechanics All I'm thinking about is the flowing fun.
Conclusion : I DONT CARE!!! Holidays! Woot Woot!

Zwanzig prozent denke ich uber der Urlaub. Ich will viel mache mit meinen Freund in k.l.. Ich findet der Urlaub ist super! Aber, veilleicht muss ich arbeite bei meinen Eltern fur zur lange. Ich habe keine lust aber ich habe keine auswahl. Ich bin ein gut sohn! Hahaha! Letze zehn prozent habe ich über dich gedacht. Ahhh,Ich muss kontrolle mich! Ich will ein A- bekomme für Deutsche Examen ab! Ich müss!

Möchte ich sagen Viel Gluck zur alles! Good luck!

If this feeling of boredom does not go away soon. I'm really afraid i might do smth crazy and stupid. Prudence plz stop me then!!!

IF

IF.....

IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son! By Rudyard Kipling

Funny guy, all the more hilarious.

Let the Dice Fly High!!

Am actually studying in the library! Hahahaha...

This better be worth my time.

What did carragher say to vidic when vidic got sent off for pulling down kuty in man utd's 0-2 loss to liverpool?

Carragher : Dude, wanna know why you got sent off when i didnt?
Vidic : wtf?
Carragher : Face problem!!!!!

In geomatic extra class

I just found a little something i wrote during one of the geomatic extra classes. I don't know what to think of it, so i figure i'll just share it.

Days were thought to be long,
cretins who have not met the night,
I sit here amidst my thoughts.
oh, why am i sitting here?

Clears skies with a darken moon,
Why back sides are in front of front sides?
The terrain is elevated, the people queer.
With the datum set, the queer measures!

A jack in a box, A level out of box.
Oh my! Oh my! He speaks non-stop.
The mirror reflects, the reflection not mine,
Oh why am i sitting here?

My speech incoherent, my hearing impaired,
It's not in the middle, it should be there!
They tell me, but why i tell me?
I know it's not in the middle, so go get it there!

-The End-

Blue Roses

Roses red and roses white
Plucked I for my love's delight.
She would none of all my posies -
Bade me gather her blue roses.

Half the world I wandered through,
Seeking where such flowers grew;
Half the world unto my quest
Answered me with laugh and jest.

Home I came at wintertide,
But my silly love had died,
Seeking with her latest breath
Roses from the arms of Death.

It may be beyond the grave
She shall find what she would have.
Mine was but an idle quest -

Roses white and red are best.

No longer a myth =)

It's your fault..... lor

Well it isn't her fault. Maybe i should be more kind, gentle, caring and rational.

David Cheer up!
it's your fault for making her insane

T.T

I Hope i will be fine

Yotta!

Ever wanted to be so rich that you cant even count how much money you have?

Just do what this guy did, here

$1.784 Yotta, hilariously ridiculous. And Yotta, is a real word!

International System of Units

Kilo (K) = 3 zeroes

Mega (M) = 6 zeroes

Giga (G) = 9 zeroes

Tera (T) = 12 zeroes

Peta (P) = 15 zeroes

Exa (E) = 18 zeroes

Zetta (Z) = 21 zeroes

Yotta (Y) = 24 zeroes

Source: Chris Budd

I am interested in....

Being overly spontaneous is a liability that i gotta live with. I seriously don't know how all these ideas come to me but they never fail to. I ain't exactly fretting about it since, well i'm rather happy of this liability. It has put me in hot soup a few times but i got lots of fun out of it.

Recently, i was pissed that i was a suspect and got speculated in certain areas. If i wanted to, you people wouldn't stand a chance. Nevertheless, on Monday Night, clem msg-ed telling me to check out ming de's personal msg on skype. It rang smth like this:

"How come david and dai ka jie's pm is the same? Is smth going on btw them... etc etc?

I was bored to my bones that night, hence when another speculation occured, the idea of Fuelling Speculation instantly popped out. I figured it might be fun if i can fool the whole school. AND IT WAS! XD i still cant help laughing about it. Sry....

So me and cheng decided to pull a prank on everyone. We were going to act as though we are already in a relationship but making sure not to be too obvious. We want people to believe that we were underground.

IT worked and it worked like fireworks. Hahaha, everyone was asking anyone they think knew about us and they in turn msg-ed cheng. I was waiting and waiting for people to msg me but WHAT THE HECK, no1 cares about me huh? T.T

Anway, this is my confession and to just laugh at all of you screaming:

"YOU GOT PUNK'D!!!!!"

Me and cheng are good friends and our relationship is plainly platonic. The girl i am interested in, i will go after.

Feel free to speculate if you people havent learnt any thing. =)

Have a good day!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Disclaimer: Whole thing was my idea, You can put the blame on me.

3 in 4 hrs

I just realized, hopefully not too late that i'm having 3 tests in the span of 4 hours tomorrow.

Woots

Circumstances does not permit it.

Bummer..

I feel like ranting a whole essay on the vagaries of mankind but i wont. Sometimes leaving is better than standing there. I'll just shut my pie hole and study for my german test.

If it gets whacked more than it should, i hope you people hold your conscience clean.

Days are getting tough, but with you i am sure i can overcome it all.

=)

My Godsent.