Just got this through an email from one pei theng and i was half expecting to be some spoof in one way or another.
Not many things can bring me to close to tears but this video was close. No it didnt bring tears rolling down my cheeks nor was my eyes sweling up. Yet, the sadness within was no doubt strong. The feeling of pity and...... what? anger? Of my inability to do anything? I dont know.
Hunger is a big..... Huge problem in this overpopulated world. People just kept on fucking without thinking or wearing a condom. I reckon they figured God will put food on their plate for they are just following his command; " Move Forth and Multiply!"
We all need to do what little we can to eradicate hunger as best as we could. When you see that volunteer with an ugly looking shirt holding a brochure that reads World Food Programme, please donate that one red sheet of paper that bears the face of a dead king. It aint gonna burn a hole in your wallet and you get to feed some starving children a few thousand kilometres away, or maybe just a few mils away from you?
It's 0230 hours in the morning and here i am thinking.... what the fuck can i do about this? Really... what can i do?
Oh i forgot, note to all readers: try your best to forgive the lousy singing and concentrate on the clip. =)
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
My Gift
I'll be leaving later in the afternoon and i was feeling a guilty
leaving empty handed without a departure gift.
Hence, came into mind the perfect gift.
This shirt looks so damn nice on anyone
that i figured they'll make better use
of it
than it will ever be sitting
in my closet,
still wrapped in plastic.
I actually wanted to show you
the full beauty of it,
but because i care for you.
I will endure this pain alone.
Yes,
there are people in my campus
who
wears this shirt,
parading it's beauty.
I pray to Allah, Jesus and the Lord Buddha
to keep
this 'creation'
within the vicinity of this campus ONLY!
Pray it does not spread out.
Pray!
Pray!
Pray!
leaving empty handed without a departure gift.
Hence, came into mind the perfect gift.
This shirt looks so damn nice on anyone
that i figured they'll make better use
of it
than it will ever be sitting
in my closet,
still wrapped in plastic.
I actually wanted to show you
the full beauty of it,
but because i care for you.
I will endure this pain alone.
Yes,
there are people in my campus
who
wears this shirt,
parading it's beauty.
I pray to Allah, Jesus and the Lord Buddha
to keep
this 'creation'
within the vicinity of this campus ONLY!
Pray it does not spread out.
Pray!
Pray!
Pray!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
May not be
He stares ahead, but he cannot see,
The world’s a mist, a fog through trees,
Embraced with luck,
The goddess of joy,
What you see, may not be.
A thread there was,
With time, effort and love,
Spun,
How strong it holds, how strong it looks!
Fragility of life, it was unknown,
A dubious face, a non-chalant face,
Masks the storm beneath the calm.
What you see, may not be.
Hail the world, the happiness beget,
Tomorrow lived, tomorrow’s day,
The eyes that bore see not the light,
But only the desire, the yearning.
The heart craves, the mind refuse,
The war within rages un-defused,
Hail the world, the sorrows beget,
A greying sky, a thinning thread.
Poetry for the soul,
Was what this meant to be,
What it achieve, that may not be.
It just may not be.
Monday, April 20, 2009
FUCKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I might just have gotten my first C today. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Sunday, April 19, 2009
It's just the heat.
I think the heat is screwing with me. I cant seem to feel full. I've had my lunch at 1300 and had since chugged down half a loaf of toast em which i bought after lunch.
The only thing stopping me from finishing that blardy small loaf is that i'm saving it as tonight's supper.
Damn stomach still feel as empty as when i just woke up.
It's not me... it's just the heat.
The only thing stopping me from finishing that blardy small loaf is that i'm saving it as tonight's supper.
Damn stomach still feel as empty as when i just woke up.
It's not me... it's just the heat.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Exams are up!!!!!
Finals starts on Monday and i will be sitting for 6 papers; 4 core subjects and 2 language courses. Been preparing for it as best i could but you know how last minute mugging ALWAYS seem to never work.
It's times like this which makes you regret not paying more attention during lectures and spending a lil more time on the books during lecture weeks. Alas, as regretful as you might feel, the orgasmic feeling of having holidays overwhelms it all...
leave you with nothing but an empty urge to hv FUN FUN FUN and moree FUN!!!!
Because you know, it's gonna start ALL OVER AGAIN in 2 months.
I've been dragged.. okay exaggerated, persuaded to go to the library to study for as many as 4 days in the row this week. That beats the total entries i made to the library during all 14 weeks of lecture. Which stood at 0 by the way. Entering the library for THE STAR, does not count.
A lil nagging feeling that i might be conspired to turn into a nerd just cant be suppressed.
Thoughts of me, turning into him is just a weeeeeee bit too hard to swallow.
It's times like this which makes you regret not paying more attention during lectures and spending a lil more time on the books during lecture weeks. Alas, as regretful as you might feel, the orgasmic feeling of having holidays overwhelms it all...
leave you with nothing but an empty urge to hv FUN FUN FUN and moree FUN!!!!
Because you know, it's gonna start ALL OVER AGAIN in 2 months.
I've been dragged.. okay exaggerated, persuaded to go to the library to study for as many as 4 days in the row this week. That beats the total entries i made to the library during all 14 weeks of lecture. Which stood at 0 by the way. Entering the library for THE STAR, does not count.
A lil nagging feeling that i might be conspired to turn into a nerd just cant be suppressed.
Thoughts of me, turning into him is just a weeeeeee bit too hard to swallow.
But then again, doing a lil bit of mugging b4 exams aint nerdy. It's called re-dumping sand into the grave that i've dug out for myself over the past few months. I aint getting out of it but if I dump enough sand, my erected dick might just stand out.
In short, Damage Reduction.
Timetables alright i'll hv to say, it aint a killer like mechanical who'll be sitting for 4 papers in 5 days.
Monday 13-04-09
EUM 112 Mathematics 0900 hours Voll stressig!!!! (Very stressful)
Thursday 16-04-09
EAS 152 Strength of Materials 0900 hours This is a bitch!
Friday 17-04-09
LKM 400 B.M. 1500 hours Need i say more?
Monday 20-04-09
EEU 104 Electrical Technology 1415 hours Getting struck by lightning is easier than this shit.
Wednesday 22-04-09
LAG 100 German Language Lv 1 1415 hours Das ist okay.
Friday 24-04-09
EAS 181 Concrete Technology 1500 hours Even the name bores.
Timetables alright i'll hv to say, it aint a killer like mechanical who'll be sitting for 4 papers in 5 days.
Monday 13-04-09
EUM 112 Mathematics 0900 hours Voll stressig!!!! (Very stressful)
Thursday 16-04-09
EAS 152 Strength of Materials 0900 hours This is a bitch!
Friday 17-04-09
LKM 400 B.M. 1500 hours Need i say more?
Monday 20-04-09
EEU 104 Electrical Technology 1415 hours Getting struck by lightning is easier than this shit.
Wednesday 22-04-09
LAG 100 German Language Lv 1 1415 hours Das ist okay.
Friday 24-04-09
EAS 181 Concrete Technology 1500 hours Even the name bores.
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Sad to say..
I've always had my doubts but i guess he finally laid it to rest.
dannyG- said (9:58 PM):
*wtf
-dannyG- said (9:58 PM):
*u are the gay
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:57 PM):
*k im gay
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:57 PM):
*wanna fuck ?
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*yeaaa
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*why not
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*=)
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:58 PM):
*FUCKKKK MAN
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:59 PM):
*that was just a test
After realising his shit was out in the open, our gay friend tried in vain in a weak attempt to change the conversation topic :
-dannyG- says (9:59 PM):
*i saw this pic on facebook
-dannyG- says (9:59 PM):
*DAMN FUNNY
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:59 PM):
*?
dannyG- said (9:58 PM):
*wtf
-dannyG- said (9:58 PM):
*u are the gay
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:57 PM):
*k im gay
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:57 PM):
*wanna fuck ?
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*yeaaa
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*why not
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*=)
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:58 PM):
*FUCKKKK MAN
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:59 PM):
*that was just a test
After realising his shit was out in the open, our gay friend tried in vain in a weak attempt to change the conversation topic :
-dannyG- says (9:59 PM):
*i saw this pic on facebook
-dannyG- says (9:59 PM):
*DAMN FUNNY
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:59 PM):
*?
Sunday, April 05, 2009
Noobs
Remember when i said ABS means Anti Lock Braking System and no1 believed me for you all thought it was AUTOMATIC Braking System?
Plz turn to Sunday Star pg F33.
Plz turn to Sunday Star pg F33.
Saturday, April 04, 2009
BLACKLISTED
He's so lucky that on his 1st day...
....Our glorious country has been blacklisted by the OECD for being a tax haven and hence a scourge to the new banking method.
OECD = Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.
Read Here !!!!
Thats some heavy shit, since being blacklisted means countries would try to avoid doing business with us because THEY'll lose out on Tax Revenue to Us. Now since we aint a big-assed trading partner to anyone or are we close to being considered a vital trade partner to any country so this blacklist MIGHT carry from adverse effect.
But then being a tax haven, corporations wil surely consider doing business with us because they wont have to pay as much tax compared to if they do it elsewhere. Hmmmmmmm........?
All our Glorious Prime Minister of our Glorious country said was: "We should not be in that category as, in practice, we have been committed to OECD requirements," he said in a statement. "
Ughhhh, Yes Mr. Prime Minister. I'm sure your words carry alot of weight, Oh Glorious One.
Alas, im pretty sure the OECD will be obliged to agree. They wouldn't want to be blown to bits now would they?
GPM says Fuck you, you mongolian p*ssies!
....Our glorious country has been blacklisted by the OECD for being a tax haven and hence a scourge to the new banking method.
OECD = Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.
Read Here !!!!
Thats some heavy shit, since being blacklisted means countries would try to avoid doing business with us because THEY'll lose out on Tax Revenue to Us. Now since we aint a big-assed trading partner to anyone or are we close to being considered a vital trade partner to any country so this blacklist MIGHT carry from adverse effect.
But then being a tax haven, corporations wil surely consider doing business with us because they wont have to pay as much tax compared to if they do it elsewhere. Hmmmmmmm........?
All our Glorious Prime Minister of our Glorious country said was: "We should not be in that category as, in practice, we have been committed to OECD requirements," he said in a statement. "
Ughhhh, Yes Mr. Prime Minister. I'm sure your words carry alot of weight, Oh Glorious One.
Alas, im pretty sure the OECD will be obliged to agree. They wouldn't want to be blown to bits now would they?
GPM says Fuck you, you mongolian p*ssies!
GPM = Glorious Prime Minister.
plz no ISA T.T
plz no ISA T.T
Thursday, April 02, 2009
Rain Warriors
After pulling an all-nighter for that dumbassed-lk-2 units-scoring-only A minus-anyway- and sleeping thru the whole day, one's energy level is serious sapped.
Playing RAIN WARRIORS with 2 other guys and 2 girls at 6pm after volleyball was no fun at all. Where and if you need help warring the rain. We will come, with wet t-shirts and undies to your rescue!
Featuring Kok huat as CloudAss, Kit Hock the WindDick, Katherine as StormBeech, Siew Cheng the ThunderBoobs and David as RainWuss.
We cannot call the rain to stop but we can get drenched for you! Dial 1-800-rainwarriors-888 now for assistance! Standard caller charges apply.
Rain, oh why did you lighten before dropping your whole shitload down on us? WHY give us FAKE HOPE??????? Bitch....
But i'm happy now.
FIllet O fish baby.
Yeah, you noobs can drool all you want! Pffft
Playing RAIN WARRIORS with 2 other guys and 2 girls at 6pm after volleyball was no fun at all. Where and if you need help warring the rain. We will come, with wet t-shirts and undies to your rescue!
Featuring Kok huat as CloudAss, Kit Hock the WindDick, Katherine as StormBeech, Siew Cheng the ThunderBoobs and David as RainWuss.
We cannot call the rain to stop but we can get drenched for you! Dial 1-800-rainwarriors-888 now for assistance! Standard caller charges apply.
Rain, oh why did you lighten before dropping your whole shitload down on us? WHY give us FAKE HOPE??????? Bitch....
But i'm happy now.
because i have McD!!
FIllet O fish baby.
Yeah, you noobs can drool all you want! Pffft
Names are wholly made up. I take no responsibilities!!!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Earth Hour 60
If we have another, we're allowed to splurge. But we dont!
Since any gadget that has a screen emits light, that should be turned off too instead of just your table lamps or ceiling lights. And that's exactly what i'll be doing. My laptop and phone will be off during that period.
Do your part too!
Protect the environment, save the world!!!
I shall have a one hour slumber.
Friday, March 27, 2009
apexation?
Apparently apex regulates that orientation needs to be reduced to the minimal and terminated all together for schools. The deputy dean said he'll think about it and will let me know on monday if it's a go.
Whaddaheck.
Whaddaheck.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Project Manager
I've been chosen to be the project manager for next year's orientation of the civil noobs. This is would be a rather fun and exciting experience.
My selection came as a surprise for i didnt even know a year 2(next year) would be left in charge for orientating the 1st years. Shouldnt that be a job for the year 3(next year)?? Hmmmm....
Wait a minute, that would be me!!!
The job was thrown to me as unexpectedly as having a snake slither up your shit hole while you're taking a dump. BS!
But hey, i aint passing up on such a new and challenging task. Boo Yah!!!
The first obstacle i met was in setting up my committee. I was expecting much agreement when i was selecting my members but alas, some was busy or had other obligations and some refused. Furthermore, i didnt want my committee to be fully chinese. I just find there's smth wrong with that. I asked the malay guys to participate only to find none would. The only consolation was the activity of the malay girls. Kudos.
Loves hating you people.
Gotta start planning the orientation week and im looking for a new concept to orientating the noobs. Last years sucked so bad it was boring. I dont know what im looking for yet but i'm confident we can come up with smth smart and fun. Bitch-slapped if we dont!!!
If any of you have any ideas to contribute, please post a comment or send an e-mail. I could get all the help i need. Thanx and God Speed!
F1! F1! F........
My selection came as a surprise for i didnt even know a year 2(next year) would be left in charge for orientating the 1st years. Shouldnt that be a job for the year 3(next year)?? Hmmmm....
Wait a minute, that would be me!!!
The job was thrown to me as unexpectedly as having a snake slither up your shit hole while you're taking a dump. BS!
But hey, i aint passing up on such a new and challenging task. Boo Yah!!!
The first obstacle i met was in setting up my committee. I was expecting much agreement when i was selecting my members but alas, some was busy or had other obligations and some refused. Furthermore, i didnt want my committee to be fully chinese. I just find there's smth wrong with that. I asked the malay guys to participate only to find none would. The only consolation was the activity of the malay girls. Kudos.
Loves hating you people.
Gotta start planning the orientation week and im looking for a new concept to orientating the noobs. Last years sucked so bad it was boring. I dont know what im looking for yet but i'm confident we can come up with smth smart and fun. Bitch-slapped if we dont!!!
If any of you have any ideas to contribute, please post a comment or send an e-mail. I could get all the help i need. Thanx and God Speed!
F1! F1! F........
Monday, March 23, 2009
Afterburners
I'm in a 400m race and i tripped and fell at the 100m's mark. Everyone is zooming ahead and the finishing line aint coming closer to me. I'll just have to pick myself up and run faster than before to make up for lost time.
Knowing that you could finish 1st yet still failing to do is one of the suckiest feeling ever.
And im not about to let myself feel that once again.
Knowing that you could finish 1st yet still failing to do is one of the suckiest feeling ever.
And im not about to let myself feel that once again.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
They just dont..
Man utd just lost 2-0 to fulham and thats a huge blow to having a secure title.
But i aint blogging bout football, less my friends come raining down with words.
As i was watching the first half, a question came to me.
What is so captivating about watching 22 men chase after a ball with the goal post so big, it makes it almost too easy to score.
*notice no question mark*
What i was curious about. Why cant women grasp the beauty and the excitement of watching a football game on tv like us men do?
Ughhhhh??? I was sure there were WMD!
I think it's because women dont listen! Yeap, a very simple answer to a difficult question.
What makes watching football so enjoyable for us is that we not only understand the game, we open our ears and listen to the commentators. They have to be rather good at their job and their commentating is what adds up to our excitement level. Their speech gets faster and louder as the balls gets near the post and ends with a GOOOAALLLLL; if it really culminates to that.
Women normally dont listen that well, heck sometimes they dont even listen at all. Try having a heated argument with the female species and you will understand how hard is it to REASON with them. Even if you have all the solid evidence and reasoning, you can never make her understand.
This is sorely based on the nature of women when arguing with men:
a) You're always wrong
b) She's always right
c) Why cant YOU understand HER point instead of her seeing the valid reason and evidence that is provided.
Since they dont understand the game that well and they watch with their ears closed, they cant sense the excitement of the game. They cant hear the quicken speech nor sense the tension and anticipation of what's going to happen next.
It's as though, they are watching a mime.
If only they can hear themselves.
Dont really believe me? Try watching a game with the volume muted.
But i aint blogging bout football, less my friends come raining down with words.
As i was watching the first half, a question came to me.
What is so captivating about watching 22 men chase after a ball with the goal post so big, it makes it almost too easy to score.
*notice no question mark*
What i was curious about. Why cant women grasp the beauty and the excitement of watching a football game on tv like us men do?
Ughhhhh??? I was sure there were WMD!
What makes watching football so enjoyable for us is that we not only understand the game, we open our ears and listen to the commentators. They have to be rather good at their job and their commentating is what adds up to our excitement level. Their speech gets faster and louder as the balls gets near the post and ends with a GOOOAALLLLL; if it really culminates to that.
Women normally dont listen that well, heck sometimes they dont even listen at all. Try having a heated argument with the female species and you will understand how hard is it to REASON with them. Even if you have all the solid evidence and reasoning, you can never make her understand.
This is sorely based on the nature of women when arguing with men:
a) You're always wrong
b) She's always right
c) Why cant YOU understand HER point instead of her seeing the valid reason and evidence that is provided.
Since they dont understand the game that well and they watch with their ears closed, they cant sense the excitement of the game. They cant hear the quicken speech nor sense the tension and anticipation of what's going to happen next.
It's as though, they are watching a mime.
If only they can hear themselves.
Dont really believe me? Try watching a game with the volume muted.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Out of the Blue
If they're sincere, they will come and beg me to take your number.
*edited from ms*
Words of wisdom
*edited from ms*
Words of wisdom
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Tags are created by Girls! I am CONFIDENT!
001. Real Name: Yap Wooi Hong
002. Nickname(s): Hmmm, i'm an ass, occasionally an asshole and sometimes a bitch.
003. Age: Old enough to date your mom.
004. Horoscope: Virgoan libra.
005. Male or Female: Male
006. Elementary School: Sek. Sri Bunga Raya.
007. Middle School: I only have primary and secondary in my dictionary. =\
008. High School: Victoria Institution
009. College School: funny.. this is like university ucsi
010. Hair colour: Black
011. Long or Short: nicht lang
012. Loud or Quiet: depends
013. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans
014. Phone or Camera: Ipod baby.
015. Health Freak: I masturbate daily to prevent prostate cancer. counts rite?
016. Drink or Smoke: Bottoms up!!
017.Do you have a crush on someone: If there were more girls in campus i might. No wait, more quality girls.
018. Eat or Drink: Dont drink on an empty stomach. We DINE then we BOTTOMS UP!
019. Piercings: Nien
020. Tattoos: Always wanted one
021. Social or Anti-Social: Friendly if you are =)
022. Righty or lefty: ambidextrous..... i wish
023. First piercing: nien
024. First relationship: i forgot when -_-
025. First Best Friend: Winson!
026. First Award: drattzzzzz... dont judge me.
027. First Kiss: STD 2. YOU did it on purpose and YOU KNOW IT!
028. First Pet: i kept changing i forgot their names. My current is zaizai.
029. First Big Vacation: LA! was so excited i couldnt sleept the nite b4 and slept the whole flight. We being chinese, i got screwed for not stealing toiletries. I WAS ONLY 9!!! T.T
030. First Love at first sight: were we that?
031. First Big Birthday: full moon. Im chinese!
032. First Surgery: Primary 5!
033. First sport you joined: Football.... *To Victorians* Yea yea.. screw you!
Boom!
034. Orange or Apple juice: Apple
035. Rock or Rap: Rock?
036. Country or Screamo: Country
037. NSYNC or Backstreet boys: But im helpless when she smiles!
038. Britney spears or Christina Aguilera: Choosing btw a hoe and bitch. Be my guest.
039. Night or Day: That would depend on the activity(s) involved.
040. Sun or Moon: Sun
041. TV or Internet: Internet!
042. Playstation or xbox: I'll take a portable gaming rig. Thx!
043. Kiss or hug: Both
044. Iguana or turtle: What the flying fuck?
45. Spider or bee: Refer to above.
046. Fall or spring: Spring
047. Limewire or iTunes: iTunes
048. Soccer or baseball: Confirmation: Creator is a Yankee skank with too much time.
It takes only a needle.
049. Eating: My hate for tags.
050. Drinking: My despise for tag
051. Excitement level: POTONG STIM by tags
052. I'm about to: Dream about beautiful dreams.
053. Listening to: Please just take this photos from my hand.
054. Plan for today: Ways to get back at those who tagged me.
055. Waiting for: World peace. Stupid skank.
056. Energy Level: Tanked because of tags
057. Thinking of someone: Pretty sure she came into my mind.
058. Want kids?: Skank
059. Want to get married?: But we just met dear.
060. When?: when your face depreciates and your assets diminish.
061. How many kids do you want: God told me to move forth and multiply. A sin to disobey. T.T
062. Any name on the mind: nien
063. What do you want to do: Kill, no thats too kind. Torture siew cheng and william.
065. Mellow future or wild: Wild!!!
066. Something you would never try: Hitting on my friend's mom.
067. When do you want to die: When all around is dead. I'll move forth and multiply.
Which is the better in the boy/girl you like(in the future)
068. Lips or Eyes: The shine in your eyes is the brightest light.
069. Romantic or Funny?: As long as you're not boring =)
070. Shorter or Taller?: Shorter than me plz. I dont want to stand on a stool to kiss you.
071. Protective or Caring?: If i need your protection, you're either A) my parents or B) a condom.
072. Romantic or Spontaneous?: Refer to 69..
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms?: If you're fat.... wait who are you again?
074. Sensitive or Loud?: A lil of both plz.
075. Hook-up or Relationship?: Relationship.
076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant?: Knows how to have fun.
077. Muscular or normal: Stupid yankee skank.
.........
Have you ever...
078. Kissed a stranger: no
079. Broken a bone: Yes
080. Lost glasses or contacts: I need extra hands!
081. Ran away from home: You'll want my life.
082. Held a gun/knife for self defence: Yes, That apple was going to KILL ME!!!!
083. Killed somebody: Dumb skank.
084. Broken some one's heart: Yes.
085. Had your heart broken: Yes
086. Been arrested: Kopi works wonders.
087. Cried when someone died: Yes
088. Liked a friend more than a friend: Platonics remain platonics.
Do you believe in
089. Yourself: Confident asshole.
090. Miracles: Yes
091. Love at first sight: She must be real beautiful.
092. Heaven: I'm going downwards anway.
093. Santa Claus: Is it summer already?
094. Tooth Fairy: Yankee skank.
095. Kiss in the first date: I must've brought my A game.
096. Angels: Oh i was dating one but then she dumped me. T.T
Answer Truthfully
097. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now? Like i said, she dumped me. T.T
098. Are you seriously happy with where you're in life now? Happiness is a relativity
099. Do you believe in God? Kuan yin plz pull me back to Heaven when i die. T.T and leave all my other fuckers down there. Thank You! Ngek ngek ngek.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people.
Oh i aint tagging 10. That would be too nice and i'll have to live up to my nicknames. 'GOOD' things are meant to be shared anyway.
Every single one of you who read this and who owns a blog you gotta do this. YOU'RE TAGGED!!!
ubermen, you're included.
For those who dont have a blog, type it down in Microsoft word or notepad then send it to ME. I'll post it up FOR you.
I love you guys too. Have a nice life!
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Out of The Blue
If you feel guilty about going on a vacation by airplane, you can pay someone to offset your carbon footprint. E.g you're paying some1 else not to fly.
I wonder then if you can pay someone to give you some time?
E.g. He offsets his time with you getting some of his.
Now time would really mean gold.
I wonder then if you can pay someone to give you some time?
E.g. He offsets his time with you getting some of his.
Now time would really mean gold.
Sunday, March 08, 2009
Quickie to Ipoh
Ipoh is a city for old men. It's surroundings are so peaceful and quiet you'll think it doesn't deserve to be the capital of perak. But recently it had been more eventful and thus deserves more attention. Many thanks to Mr. Zambry and Mr.Nizar, both every enthusiastic entertainers. *Bumps*
Seeing how things are meting out, we had to make a trip there. Tommy was bragging too much bout Ipoh's delicious food that we have had enough of hearing and must try it for ourselves.
At noon on friday we took the Parit buntar - Taiping and then the Taiping - Ipoh 'Express' bus. It was sooooo damn comfortable that they had to turn off the air cond to make it a lil uncomfortable for the passengers. And it wasnt express at all. 3 of us made the trip, clement, myself and tommy was our host.
Tommy was a good host and his family were even better. His mom's cooking was so stimming we almost came in our pants. I'm so gonna ask for the recipe to her 'lou chu kiok'. *drools*.
We had a whole list of things we wanna eat. Alas, since ipoh is the city for old men, most of it is for breakfast and they're so good they close b4 11.
Qn :What the heck do you all eat at nite?
Ans: We cook.
-case closed-
Okay, we ate quite a number but i only managed to remember to take pictures of 2. These are the stimmest shit ever for their kind.
No.1 - Funny Mountain Tau foo fa.
The texture of the beancurd was so smooth that;
Qoute: "It's so smooth that when a fly parks there, it will slip off!"
The taste was perfect and the aroma especially stimming. The sugar syrup wasnt overly sweet and was just right if not perfect for the beancurd. Funny Mountain beancurd normally closes at around 4 in the afternoon after only a few hours of business. If you're going there, you MUST stop by, it's the stimmest shit ever, stimmest!!! Oh, it's RM0.80 per bowl and RM1.70 if you take away.
No.2 Beancurd Drink
At the same stall, 'tau cheong shui' This wasnt as good as the beancurd for me. Nevertheless you can expect it to have good quality since they use the same beans. RM 1.70 per bottle.
No.3 Nam Fatt Noodle Shop
Had this for dinner last night. It's dry curry mee, comes with 'siu yuk' but i forego the meat. Ordered fried stuff like wantan, prawn roll and etc.
Now, the one on my spoon is called 'Fish Mai'. It's actually just fried fish ball but it's not just any fried fish ball. It's THE friend fish ball. I thought the fish ball noodles at Jln Loke Yew serves the best damn fish ball ever, this Fish Mai hammered it to 2nd place without a fight.
Altho fried, it maintains the juiciness and the tanginess of the fish. The texture of the meat was excellent. You dont even need any sauce or gravy. Stimmest fish ball ever, that is until the find a better one. ;-)
Gotta make another trip to Ipoh and try the ones we've missed out. Prolly during the hols if possible. Ipoh is the city for old men, those old men cooking might just leave this world and i wouldnt get to taste their cooking even when i get old.
Time is against us!
Seeing how things are meting out, we had to make a trip there. Tommy was bragging too much bout Ipoh's delicious food that we have had enough of hearing and must try it for ourselves.
At noon on friday we took the Parit buntar - Taiping and then the Taiping - Ipoh 'Express' bus. It was sooooo damn comfortable that they had to turn off the air cond to make it a lil uncomfortable for the passengers. And it wasnt express at all. 3 of us made the trip, clement, myself and tommy was our host.
Tommy was a good host and his family were even better. His mom's cooking was so stimming we almost came in our pants. I'm so gonna ask for the recipe to her 'lou chu kiok'. *drools*.
We had a whole list of things we wanna eat. Alas, since ipoh is the city for old men, most of it is for breakfast and they're so good they close b4 11.
Qn :What the heck do you all eat at nite?
Ans: We cook.
-case closed-
Okay, we ate quite a number but i only managed to remember to take pictures of 2. These are the stimmest shit ever for their kind.
No.1 - Funny Mountain Tau foo fa.
The texture of the beancurd was so smooth that;
Qoute: "It's so smooth that when a fly parks there, it will slip off!"
The taste was perfect and the aroma especially stimming. The sugar syrup wasnt overly sweet and was just right if not perfect for the beancurd. Funny Mountain beancurd normally closes at around 4 in the afternoon after only a few hours of business. If you're going there, you MUST stop by, it's the stimmest shit ever, stimmest!!! Oh, it's RM0.80 per bowl and RM1.70 if you take away.
No.2 Beancurd Drink
At the same stall, 'tau cheong shui' This wasnt as good as the beancurd for me. Nevertheless you can expect it to have good quality since they use the same beans. RM 1.70 per bottle.
No.3 Nam Fatt Noodle Shop
Had this for dinner last night. It's dry curry mee, comes with 'siu yuk' but i forego the meat. Ordered fried stuff like wantan, prawn roll and etc.
Now, the one on my spoon is called 'Fish Mai'. It's actually just fried fish ball but it's not just any fried fish ball. It's THE friend fish ball. I thought the fish ball noodles at Jln Loke Yew serves the best damn fish ball ever, this Fish Mai hammered it to 2nd place without a fight.
Altho fried, it maintains the juiciness and the tanginess of the fish. The texture of the meat was excellent. You dont even need any sauce or gravy. Stimmest fish ball ever, that is until the find a better one. ;-)
Gotta make another trip to Ipoh and try the ones we've missed out. Prolly during the hols if possible. Ipoh is the city for old men, those old men cooking might just leave this world and i wouldnt get to taste their cooking even when i get old.
Time is against us!
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
What in the horses.....?
We've all been there when it happens, sometimes we might even be the ones who are doing it. It doesnt matter how old or what you're doing, there would definitely be people who would be doing it.
Maybe they do it unconsciously, maybe they really do believe in what they were saying themselves. Who knows?
Okay, what the heck am i talking about?
You guys came out from the exam hall and you gather around with your friends for awhile to talk about what just happen. You might be discussing the questions tested or just waiting about for you friends to leave.
Nthg wrong there.
But as the conversation progresses, you hear from at least one person how they are gonna fail and how crappy they feel. I bet that person cant even rmbr 1/4 of his/her answers yet here he/she is fretting bout how badly he/she has done and how it's all fucked up.
You play either 3 roles here:
a) You just shut the hell up
b) You console the fella telling him/her that failure wont occur
c) You join in with that asshole
Nthg wrong there either, IF THAT REALLY HAPPENS! ;-)
Instead, when the results are out, he/she which was fretting bout failing scored better than you did or heck, got an A grade. Good for him/her really but i gotta say...
What In The Horses Mouth Just Happened?
I really dont get it when people start fretting bout failing right after exiting the exam hall. What are you seeking? Solace? Consolation? Or just to make people feel shitty when you laugh at their sorry asses when you fared better? IF you think you did so damn badly, do what i do SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST EMO!
I mean, does making yourself sound dumb or giving an impression that you did badly excites you? Or rather, you purposely did so to make yourself feel better when you see your results better than your dismayed expectations?
It's like lying to yourself and putting yourself down and predicting the worse to enable yourself to rejoice when your results are less poor. If you really wanna do that, why cant you do it in the bathroom? Why do you have to announce it out loud?
all this reminds me of a story....
It was back in form 6 and we just got back our maths results for the mid term. I had no expectations as long as i did not fail and i was damn close to achieving just that. So me and my friends who sucked just as excellently started chatting away.
Sitting infront of me was Mr. Big Head and he was saddened by his results. He expected better. Suddenly, the girl sitting next to him started to pull a long face and if i rmbr-ed correctly she started to cry.
okay, girls, cry, results. All the right ingredients.
Mr. Big Head started consoling her and trying to make her to stop wetting the table. Saying all those nice things that people like to hear. Like ecstacy for the soul, you sick assholes. Anyway, what blew my balls off and i couldnt stop laughing was that this girl scored a high B+ where as Mr. Big Head was nowhere near her marks.
There it was, one dumb asshole, consoling a 'smart' person who think she was dumb. It was so ironic that i couldn't stop fucking Mr. Big Head for being dumber than he really was.
Why the heck would he console a person who fared better than himself when even he felt like shit and needed consoling?
I might try to understand you people, but i definitely wont try to like you. ;-)
If you who are reading this belong to the group i just described, Seek Medical Attention immediately. You are SICK!
Damn it, these 2 words just came into my mind and it might just describe you people exactly.
Maybe they do it unconsciously, maybe they really do believe in what they were saying themselves. Who knows?
Okay, what the heck am i talking about?
You guys came out from the exam hall and you gather around with your friends for awhile to talk about what just happen. You might be discussing the questions tested or just waiting about for you friends to leave.
Nthg wrong there.
But as the conversation progresses, you hear from at least one person how they are gonna fail and how crappy they feel. I bet that person cant even rmbr 1/4 of his/her answers yet here he/she is fretting bout how badly he/she has done and how it's all fucked up.
You play either 3 roles here:
a) You just shut the hell up
b) You console the fella telling him/her that failure wont occur
c) You join in with that asshole
Nthg wrong there either, IF THAT REALLY HAPPENS! ;-)
Instead, when the results are out, he/she which was fretting bout failing scored better than you did or heck, got an A grade. Good for him/her really but i gotta say...
What In The Horses Mouth Just Happened?
I really dont get it when people start fretting bout failing right after exiting the exam hall. What are you seeking? Solace? Consolation? Or just to make people feel shitty when you laugh at their sorry asses when you fared better? IF you think you did so damn badly, do what i do SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST EMO!
I mean, does making yourself sound dumb or giving an impression that you did badly excites you? Or rather, you purposely did so to make yourself feel better when you see your results better than your dismayed expectations?
It's like lying to yourself and putting yourself down and predicting the worse to enable yourself to rejoice when your results are less poor. If you really wanna do that, why cant you do it in the bathroom? Why do you have to announce it out loud?
all this reminds me of a story....
It was back in form 6 and we just got back our maths results for the mid term. I had no expectations as long as i did not fail and i was damn close to achieving just that. So me and my friends who sucked just as excellently started chatting away.
Sitting infront of me was Mr. Big Head and he was saddened by his results. He expected better. Suddenly, the girl sitting next to him started to pull a long face and if i rmbr-ed correctly she started to cry.
okay, girls, cry, results. All the right ingredients.
Mr. Big Head started consoling her and trying to make her to stop wetting the table. Saying all those nice things that people like to hear. Like ecstacy for the soul, you sick assholes. Anyway, what blew my balls off and i couldnt stop laughing was that this girl scored a high B+ where as Mr. Big Head was nowhere near her marks.
There it was, one dumb asshole, consoling a 'smart' person who think she was dumb. It was so ironic that i couldn't stop fucking Mr. Big Head for being dumber than he really was.
Why the heck would he console a person who fared better than himself when even he felt like shit and needed consoling?
I might try to understand you people, but i definitely wont try to like you. ;-)
If you who are reading this belong to the group i just described, Seek Medical Attention immediately. You are SICK!
Damn it, these 2 words just came into my mind and it might just describe you people exactly.
Attention Whores!
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Rebound King
My back is killing me! Arching it backwards generates pain that it auto corrects itself. It prolly caused by my jumping around too much for volleyball and basketball.
Yesterday's semi-final match was a disgrace for me. Didnt contribute much cept for running around with no direction to go. Couldnt even take any rebounds. WTF? I'm 100% sure i could jump higher than any one them but i couldnt reach for shit.
I think it's my hurting back. Bitch!!!
Gonna play in the finals today, and i vow to myself to control the rebounds. RAWR!!! I wanna be rebound king! RAWR!!!
Will update later or tmrw.
Yesterday's semi-final match was a disgrace for me. Didnt contribute much cept for running around with no direction to go. Couldnt even take any rebounds. WTF? I'm 100% sure i could jump higher than any one them but i couldnt reach for shit.
I think it's my hurting back. Bitch!!!
Gonna play in the finals today, and i vow to myself to control the rebounds. RAWR!!! I wanna be rebound king! RAWR!!!
Will update later or tmrw.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
Note the notes.
My phone rang at 0800 hours a few days back with the asshole calling my dei. I dont care who he might be but anyone who gives me a call before 1000 hours are just plain assholes.
There aint anything that's important enough to disturb my sleep!
Anyway, the registered caller was one vivek. A Big asshole this one! What he told me was so exciting that i almost came in my sleep. VI was awarded the National Heritage Status. The first ever school to be presented with that! WOW, that's so fucking important to disturb my sleep with eh?
I guess it's only appropriate to give something so old, so historical, so dead, a status it deserves. VI has earned her place of preservation through the excellent results and past achievements. She will be preserved for she can no longer sustain that pattern.
The waterfall of the standard of the school was so quick, so deadly, that nthg could be done to stop it.
Paid a visit once when i got back a mth ago. Scaled the walls with liks while waiting for husni to arrive. Those lost some balls after so many years, re-scaling the school walls sure was fun. and i digress...
We got to look at the Form 1 class list and it was not surprising to see the school kept up with self-destruction. Out of 28 students, 20 names were malay, 6 chinese and 2 indians - on average. I aint racist aight.. okay, i at least dont want to appear to be racist but we have to face the facts that non-malays are the major ones contributing to the academic excellence to the school.
Note: Major, not wholly.
The malays are mostly good for sports and playing around with some fucking around... literally. And a small minority who actually study to score A's. Look, you cant blame people who got used to being spoon-fed! You just cant expect them to suddenly change to be hardworking after entering a 'prestigous' school.
Not: mostly and some.. not all.
The only thing left i want from my school is........... my testimonial. It's time we stop to even think about her for she's not worth it.
Disclaimer: Content is not intended to induce self-hatred or used in any way to call the blogger a racist. If you feel insulted in any way, please be assured that the blogger..does not feel sorry.
Anyway, the registered caller was one vivek. A Big asshole this one! What he told me was so exciting that i almost came in my sleep. VI was awarded the National Heritage Status. The first ever school to be presented with that! WOW, that's so fucking important to disturb my sleep with eh?
I guess it's only appropriate to give something so old, so historical, so dead, a status it deserves. VI has earned her place of preservation through the excellent results and past achievements. She will be preserved for she can no longer sustain that pattern.
The waterfall of the standard of the school was so quick, so deadly, that nthg could be done to stop it.
Paid a visit once when i got back a mth ago. Scaled the walls with liks while waiting for husni to arrive. Those lost some balls after so many years, re-scaling the school walls sure was fun. and i digress...
We got to look at the Form 1 class list and it was not surprising to see the school kept up with self-destruction. Out of 28 students, 20 names were malay, 6 chinese and 2 indians - on average. I aint racist aight.. okay, i at least dont want to appear to be racist but we have to face the facts that non-malays are the major ones contributing to the academic excellence to the school.
Note: Major, not wholly.
The malays are mostly good for sports and playing around with some fucking around... literally. And a small minority who actually study to score A's. Look, you cant blame people who got used to being spoon-fed! You just cant expect them to suddenly change to be hardworking after entering a 'prestigous' school.
Not: mostly and some.. not all.
The only thing left i want from my school is........... my testimonial. It's time we stop to even think about her for she's not worth it.
Disclaimer: Content is not intended to induce self-hatred or used in any way to call the blogger a racist. If you feel insulted in any way, please be assured that the blogger..does not feel sorry.
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Happy Ox Year!!
Happy Chinese New Year people.
We're stepping into the Year of the Ox.
What is the difference between an Ox, a Bull and a Goat? If you said spelling or pronounciation, then please, you're invited to my house for hoi lin!!
My house is open everyday, anytime!
Let me take this opportunity to be the nice person that i am, to wish you all:
and
We're stepping into the Year of the Ox.
What is the difference between an Ox, a Bull and a Goat? If you said spelling or pronounciation, then please, you're invited to my house for hoi lin!!
My house is open everyday, anytime!
Let me take this opportunity to be the nice person that i am, to wish you all:
Unrivaled Happiness!
Bountiful harvest and wealth!
Good health and the rigority of youth to use it!
Intelligence! (many of you are lacking)
Bountiful harvest and wealth!
Good health and the rigority of youth to use it!
Intelligence! (many of you are lacking)
and
the luck to achieve whatever that you strive for.
Happy Ox Year!!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
There goes the pineapple!
I feel good! I feel good!
If i keep telling myself that, i will!
Had been consigned to my rock hard bed for 2 days straight that i only leave it to satisfy the feeling of wanting to shit.
Having gastric is one thing, having stomach pains that move around like a fucking roller coaster is a whole new level of bullshit. To increase the psychological distress of my mind, i convinced myself that there's one big ass tapeworm inside of me.
That's why you're having pains all over your stomach!
Thats why you're so weak suddenly.
Thats why you eat so much b4 yet u aint growing.!
That's why.....
I feel good! I feel Good!
Went to the uni's clinic to get some meds and somehow i got conn-ed by the indian nurses to screened me. I told her how i feel and all she said was
nurse: okay, this is the best deal, take it.... and go!
me: uhhhhhh?
nurse: take it.... and go!
me: okay..
So instead of wanting meds to shit my empty stomach out, i got some for wind instead. Mixture of Magnesium Trisilicate.
I feel good! I feel good!
Things peaked yesterday when i see my 20 bucks worth of pizza spewing outta my mouth like a fire hose. Oh, there goes the cheese! Hmmm, that taste that Hawaiian chicken! Crap, there goes the pineapple.
WAIT A MINUTE. That taste familiar! Oh My God! It's island supreme!!!!
Okay, it didnt just exploded out aight. I bought a pack of 5 of Yakult with 30 billion live lactobaccillius bacteria! 30 billion! That outta to be enough to kill whatever is inside my tummy rite? Mwahahahhahaah.........
Happily, i downed all 5. In a span of 30 minutes. 150 billion lacto's gonna be a good fuck indeed. Indeed, i did take a small dump. Afterwhich i lied on my bed for an hour before walking to the bathroom with a roll of tissue in hand. I was about to pull down my pants when.
me1: *This dont feel right*
me2: *I think it's gonna come out of the wrong hole*
me1: *I think you're right*
I feel good! I feel good!
150 billion lacto's blocked my colon exit and forced things to go the other way.
Things took a turn... for the worse after that. Water in is water out the same hole it went in. 100 plus in is 100 plus out the same hole it went it. Magnesium Trisilicate in is Magnesium Trisilicate out the same hole.
but, i feel good! i feel good!
Nevertheless, things peaked yesterday and im feeling way better today. Still couldnt finish a bowl of noodles yet but that tasted almost as bad as my vomit.
Oooh, that's the mushroom from the mushroom soup!
If i keep telling myself that, i will!
Had been consigned to my rock hard bed for 2 days straight that i only leave it to satisfy the feeling of wanting to shit.
Having gastric is one thing, having stomach pains that move around like a fucking roller coaster is a whole new level of bullshit. To increase the psychological distress of my mind, i convinced myself that there's one big ass tapeworm inside of me.
That's why you're having pains all over your stomach!
Thats why you're so weak suddenly.
Thats why you eat so much b4 yet u aint growing.!
That's why.....
I feel good! I feel Good!
Went to the uni's clinic to get some meds and somehow i got conn-ed by the indian nurses to screened me. I told her how i feel and all she said was
nurse: okay, this is the best deal, take it.... and go!
me: uhhhhhh?
nurse: take it.... and go!
me: okay..
So instead of wanting meds to shit my empty stomach out, i got some for wind instead. Mixture of Magnesium Trisilicate.
I feel good! I feel good!
Things peaked yesterday when i see my 20 bucks worth of pizza spewing outta my mouth like a fire hose. Oh, there goes the cheese! Hmmm, that taste that Hawaiian chicken! Crap, there goes the pineapple.
WAIT A MINUTE. That taste familiar! Oh My God! It's island supreme!!!!
Okay, it didnt just exploded out aight. I bought a pack of 5 of Yakult with 30 billion live lactobaccillius bacteria! 30 billion! That outta to be enough to kill whatever is inside my tummy rite? Mwahahahhahaah.........
Happily, i downed all 5. In a span of 30 minutes. 150 billion lacto's gonna be a good fuck indeed. Indeed, i did take a small dump. Afterwhich i lied on my bed for an hour before walking to the bathroom with a roll of tissue in hand. I was about to pull down my pants when.
me1: *This dont feel right*
me2: *I think it's gonna come out of the wrong hole*
me1: *I think you're right*
I feel good! I feel good!
150 billion lacto's blocked my colon exit and forced things to go the other way.
Things took a turn... for the worse after that. Water in is water out the same hole it went in. 100 plus in is 100 plus out the same hole it went it. Magnesium Trisilicate in is Magnesium Trisilicate out the same hole.
but, i feel good! i feel good!
Nevertheless, things peaked yesterday and im feeling way better today. Still couldnt finish a bowl of noodles yet but that tasted almost as bad as my vomit.
Oooh, that's the mushroom from the mushroom soup!
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Yay, i got an impostor
Though faced with endless insults cum persuasion i have stood my ground and has been living without a facebook account where almost every1 else has one.
Even my 12 year old cousin has one. I should be living in a cave!
Anyway, while deleting my junk i came across a few messages..
Why do i have notifications from facebook when i dont even have an account??
So it's either:
a) Facebook has spam.
B) we got an impostor in our midst.
Considering how facebook is a social website, the probability of spam is rather high but they hv lots of ppl doing anti-spam. So.......
Now this is rather like a tinge of lemon, who the heck would want to impose as me? Does he\she loves me that much that he/she tries to be me? Good luck trying...
Or rather that person hates me so much that he's using my ass as his front to do sh!ts to my friends thinking i'll get spiked in the end. If that's the case, gotta give that person a hand. I commend your enthusiasm and applaud your stupidity. Once again, good luck trying.
I cant think of any1 who would wanna do that..... wait actually i can..
and the No.1 prime suspect:
Chris
coz he's feeling like me.
If any of u is still wondering, NO i don't have a facebook account. Whoever that is, accept his/her invite and hv fun with that person. Just dont screw too deep.
Have fun facebook-ing people.
you social losers.
Even my 12 year old cousin has one. I should be living in a cave!
Anyway, while deleting my junk i came across a few messages..
Why do i have notifications from facebook when i dont even have an account??
So it's either:
a) Facebook has spam.
B) we got an impostor in our midst.
Considering how facebook is a social website, the probability of spam is rather high but they hv lots of ppl doing anti-spam. So.......
Now this is rather like a tinge of lemon, who the heck would want to impose as me? Does he\she loves me that much that he/she tries to be me? Good luck trying...
Or rather that person hates me so much that he's using my ass as his front to do sh!ts to my friends thinking i'll get spiked in the end. If that's the case, gotta give that person a hand. I commend your enthusiasm and applaud your stupidity. Once again, good luck trying.
I cant think of any1 who would wanna do that..... wait actually i can..
and the No.1 prime suspect:
Chris
coz he's feeling like me.
If any of u is still wondering, NO i don't have a facebook account. Whoever that is, accept his/her invite and hv fun with that person. Just dont screw too deep.
Have fun facebook-ing people.
you social losers.
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Monday, December 29, 2008
Friday, December 26, 2008
Wanna join my LAG party?
heng mao! heng mao! heng mao heng mao!
LAN party became a LAG party because my internet line could not support 4 pc's at a go. Ditinggal untuk mati is one hell of a game with high requirements but it feels worse than playing RA3 when it's lagging.
and RA3 suck balls..........bad
Loo, Danny and mou huang eventually started dissing my lappie till it crashed. Sensitive bitch i have here i see. Time for a change. Intergrated graphics is a big no-no. It's so useless it's like Bush with his presidency.
Next target : Hp pavillion.
Because ASUS and VAIO is way overpriced and only rich people pay more for the same product. ;-)
So we played left 4 dead for awhile, hearing 3 gunshots for every pressed and in the words of danny agreed upon by loo:
Example 1
danny: Wow for the first time i can see them cumming!
loo : Yar wei!
Example 2
danny: Lol, u can melee tank...
loo: im Dead! im Dead!
We finally left left 4 dead to rot in the lag and went to play dota which yours truly has not touched for many months.
Alas, because Asus sucks, loo went to salivate on my couch leaving the 3 of us to defend by ourselves. And defend we did, til 0630 this morning.
And so on boxing day where there should be more sales, im sitting at home zombie-ing away due to lack of sleep. Office calls started coming as early as 9.30 and just ceased for lunch.
Fucking chinamans dont know how to rest!!!!
******************
I confidently drove all the way to the petrol station to buy newspapers. I entered the mart and look around for the news stand.
Hmmm, it's missing.
Maybe they are hiding it.
So i asked the fat lady at the counter if there's a copy of The Star hiding under her clothes. She shook her hand and told me, " The start tarak, hari ini, semua surat khabar tarak"
It's boxing day man. It's boxing day.
LAN party became a LAG party because my internet line could not support 4 pc's at a go. Ditinggal untuk mati is one hell of a game with high requirements but it feels worse than playing RA3 when it's lagging.
and RA3 suck balls..........bad
Loo, Danny and mou huang eventually started dissing my lappie till it crashed. Sensitive bitch i have here i see. Time for a change. Intergrated graphics is a big no-no. It's so useless it's like Bush with his presidency.
Next target : Hp pavillion.
Because ASUS and VAIO is way overpriced and only rich people pay more for the same product. ;-)
So we played left 4 dead for awhile, hearing 3 gunshots for every pressed and in the words of danny agreed upon by loo:
Example 1
danny: Wow for the first time i can see them cumming!
loo : Yar wei!
Example 2
danny: Lol, u can melee tank...
loo: im Dead! im Dead!
We finally left left 4 dead to rot in the lag and went to play dota which yours truly has not touched for many months.
Alas, because Asus sucks, loo went to salivate on my couch leaving the 3 of us to defend by ourselves. And defend we did, til 0630 this morning.
And so on boxing day where there should be more sales, im sitting at home zombie-ing away due to lack of sleep. Office calls started coming as early as 9.30 and just ceased for lunch.
Fucking chinamans dont know how to rest!!!!
******************
I confidently drove all the way to the petrol station to buy newspapers. I entered the mart and look around for the news stand.
Hmmm, it's missing.
Maybe they are hiding it.
So i asked the fat lady at the counter if there's a copy of The Star hiding under her clothes. She shook her hand and told me, " The start tarak, hari ini, semua surat khabar tarak"
It's boxing day man. It's boxing day.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Are you a cow?
Sometimes i stare in amazement, sometimes in awe and sometimes, a feeling of sadness and pity fills my heart. These cows trudging slowly one behind another always following the pack. It's not like they don't have a choice, they do. But they still are only just cows.
Open your eyes the next time you visit the cinemas, i might just be describing you.
No i didnt say that just to spite you, deep inside you, you might just be a cow.
Okay, when everyone is exiting the cinema hall, just keep walking until you find yourself stuck in a human congestion. You look forward and you find out it because of the two-doored door ahead. It's opened on the LEFT and people trudge slowly through careful not to bang into other people and the door.
Now be honest, are you a COW?
I don't go to the cinemas very often but i've been seen my fair share of cows and every time, i stare at them in amazement, sometimes in awe and wonder and sometimes pity. i cant blame them, they're just being who they really are. Drones no wait, COWS... who cannot think for themselves and just follow the majority blindly leaving the right side which can be opened and thus easing the movement, untouched solely because it LOOKED like it's lock.
It's called the 'Herd Mentality', where people refuse to think and just follow the majority. I dont understand really. God gave you a brain yet you seem to prove that it does not exist in you. Oh wait, atheist might disagree. Okay okay, your monkey ancestors gave you a brain but you chose to have peanuts instead! Why? WHY????
I can't bring myself to call these people stupid because you who is reading might just be like one of those.
But then again they arent being stupid or doing it on purpose, they are just being who they really are.
I forgot to mention that im not saying EVEYRONE is like that, it's just that 90% of society is. Cheers to fellow 10% who arent acting like COWS!
Stupidity transcends religion.
Open your eyes the next time you visit the cinemas, i might just be describing you.
No i didnt say that just to spite you, deep inside you, you might just be a cow.
Okay, when everyone is exiting the cinema hall, just keep walking until you find yourself stuck in a human congestion. You look forward and you find out it because of the two-doored door ahead. It's opened on the LEFT and people trudge slowly through careful not to bang into other people and the door.
Now be honest, are you a COW?
I don't go to the cinemas very often but i've been seen my fair share of cows and every time, i stare at them in amazement, sometimes in awe and wonder and sometimes pity. i cant blame them, they're just being who they really are. Drones no wait, COWS... who cannot think for themselves and just follow the majority blindly leaving the right side which can be opened and thus easing the movement, untouched solely because it LOOKED like it's lock.
It's called the 'Herd Mentality', where people refuse to think and just follow the majority. I dont understand really. God gave you a brain yet you seem to prove that it does not exist in you. Oh wait, atheist might disagree. Okay okay, your monkey ancestors gave you a brain but you chose to have peanuts instead! Why? WHY????
I can't bring myself to call these people stupid because you who is reading might just be like one of those.
But then again they arent being stupid or doing it on purpose, they are just being who they really are.
I forgot to mention that im not saying EVEYRONE is like that, it's just that 90% of society is. Cheers to fellow 10% who arent acting like COWS!
Amen!
Allahu Akhbar!
Amitabha!
Allahu Akhbar!
Amitabha!
Stupidity transcends religion.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
愛在記憶中找你 - Drive of life OST
我情愿我狠心憎你
我還在記憶中找你
愛(oi) 在(joi) 記(gei) 憶(yik) 中(jung) 找(jaau) 你(nei) [The Drive of Life sub] - Raymond Lam
我(ngoh) 對(dui) 你(nei) 這(je) 一(yat) 生(sang) 哪(na) 個(goh) 可(hoh) 比(bei)
我(ngoh) 與(yue) 你(nei) 差(cha) 一(yat) 些(se) 永(wing) 遠(yuen) 一(yat) 起(hei)
邂(haai) 逅(hau) 時(si) 間(gaan) 場(cheung) 地(dei)
似(chi) 連(lin) 場(cheung) 好(ho) 戲(hei)
要(yiu) 自(ji) 何(hoh) 頁(yip) 說(suet) 起(hei)
愛(oi) 太(taai) 重(chung) 深(sam) 呼(foo) 吸(kap) 欠(him) 缺(kuet) 空(hung) 氣(hei)
愛(oi) 太(taai) 美(mei) 輕(hing) 輕(hing) 的(dik) 卻(keuk) 載(joi) 不(bat) 起(hei)
愛(oi) 情(ching) 來(loi) 到(do) 時(si) 候(hau) 似(chi) 明(ming) 媚(mei) 天(tin) 氣(hei)
它(ta) 走(jau) 了(liu) 突(dat) 然(yin) 驟(jaau) 變(bin) 雪(suet) 落(lok) 雨(yue) 飛(fei)
＊ 如(yue) 果(gwoh) 可(hoh) 以(yi) 恨(han) 你(nei)
全(chuen) 力(lik) 痛(tung) 恨(han) 你(nei)
連(lin) 遇(yue) 上(seung) 亦(yik) 要(yiu) 躲(doh) 避(bei)
無(mo) 非(fei) 想(seung) （ 要(yiu) ） 放(fong) 下(ha) 你(nei)
還(waan) 是(si) 掛(gwa) 念(nim) 你(nei)
誰(sui) 又(yau) 會(wooi) 及(kap) 我(ngoh) 傷(seung) 悲(bei)
前(chin) 事(si) 最(jui) 怕(pa) 有(yau) 人(yan) 提(tai) 起(hei)
就(jau) 算(suen) 怎(jam) 麼(moh) 伸(san) 盡(jun) 手(sau) 臂(bei)
我(ngoh) 們(moon) 亦(yik) 有(yau) 一(yat) 些(se) 距(kui) 離(lei) ＊
你(nei) 太(taai) 遠(yuen) 該(goi) 怎(jam) 麼(moh) 說(suet) 對(dui) 不(bat) 起(hei)
你(nei) 太(taai) 近(gan) 一(yat) 轉(juen) 身(san) 卻(keuk) 已(yi) 高(go) 飛(fei)
快(faai) 樂(lok) 也(ya) 許(hui) 太(taai) 短(duen)
似(chi) 場(cheung) 流(lau) 星(sing) 雨(yue)
一(yat) 眨(jaap) 眼(ngaan)
就(jau) 如(yue) 幻(waan) 覺(gok) 怕(pa) 又(yau) 記(gei) 起(hei)
Repeat ＊ （ ＊ ）
我(ngoh) 情(ching) 愿(yuen) 我(ngoh) 狠(han) 心(sam) 憎(jang) 你(nei)
我(ngoh) 還(waan) 在(joi) 記(gei) 憶(yik) 中(jung) 找(jaau) 你(nei)
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Bounced....
So you're all dressed up on a saturday night for a night out with some of your boys. You get into your jeans and put on a pair of slick clothes. You spray some cologne and rub a bit more onto your neck to make sure you smell good.
It was either Nike orAdidas since you dont own no louis vitton or Gucci. Adidas would serve you for tonite.
You get out from the car and head into the club. The guy before you got in without a moment pause and you walk casually behind him only to..
DENIED!
Bounced!
Come again? Sir, show me your i.c. please.
You're underaged sir, this club's for 23 and above only.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. Just because you earn a meager RM1200 per month for bouncing people doesnt give you the right to bounce people who look better and younger than you. You fat malay shit.
Sometimes having a young face really bust your balls up. Bitch!
It was either Nike orAdidas since you dont own no louis vitton or Gucci. Adidas would serve you for tonite.
You get out from the car and head into the club. The guy before you got in without a moment pause and you walk casually behind him only to..
DENIED!
Bounced!
Come again? Sir, show me your i.c. please.
You're underaged sir, this club's for 23 and above only.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. Just because you earn a meager RM1200 per month for bouncing people doesnt give you the right to bounce people who look better and younger than you. You fat malay shit.
Sometimes having a young face really bust your balls up. Bitch!
Friday, December 05, 2008
Heaven or Hell?
What would you say if i told you that your imagination of hell is flawed? That hell is just as much of a paradise as Heaven is imagined to be? That your actions or inactions will not be judged in the afterlife?
Blasphemous? Heresy?
Im gonna use christianity in the following as it describes heaven and hell as total opposites, good vs evil.
If you dont hv a good imagination, stop reading.
What do you think if i said that the fallen archangel(i forgot his name) a.k.a. satan had not betrayed God and was not banished from heaven but was elevated into a position of God's direct opposite?
McCrazy?
If God is almighty, all powerful, and all powerful as stated in the bible, would he not hv known that his closest aide would betray him? Or do we deem God to be just like us mortals, trusting those closest to us who are in the most favourable position to betray?
I'd think not!
They key to all things is not a 100% of something but the harmonisation and balance of everything! So, for there to be good, there has to be evil for good or evil is only just a relativity.
What makes a good, good? And what makes an evil, evil? How do you know?
Who are you comparing with when you said that guy is good or that he's evil? You would say, you're comparing him from your knowledge of others or the realisation of things. What then is the benchmark of good? And where did your knowledge or realisation of that come from?
God had foreseen the prospects of allowing only good to roam in the hearts of men and what he saw displeases him. He saw everything good and perfect. He saw happiness and joy.....
He saw Heaven.
And so he created an imperfect world, a world less mundane than Heaven. A world less predictable. A world different from the one he resides in! Where the choices and decisions where not his to make and all that he could do was to watch. Like a fan watching a game, an audience watching an opera.
In this imperfect world, God spread word to his imperfect inhabitants teaching them not how things should be but how good things should be. God has created a comparision which we did not notice and we took what was fed to us with mouths wide open to be the truth.
And so the direct opposite to what God said is deemed to be evil. To be avoided, banished, despised on. Filthy and foul, unpure and sinister. The domain of the 'fallen' archangel! God made his archangel into his opposite to create imperfection, to create balance!
That every good is counter-weighed by evil. That imperfect men we given a choice to choose between two sides. Which way will men tilt the scale? But it doesnt really matter, for every man running to either side, an equal amount will run to the other.
Every good deed done foments an evil. A good or evil person dies, giving way for others to be born.
Yin and Yang! It's a never ending cycle....... a perfect balance.
Now im saying you will not be judged in the afterlife. The decisions made while you were living influences events in the mortal world only. That you will be sent to hell or heaven should not be worried upon as it's unimportant. Heaven or hell is just the same, it's the domain of God.
So am i saying that God is an asshole and he allowed there to be evil just so he can have his amusement and excitement? That we are merely pawns to bring a little unpredictability to his perfect and routine world?
Maybe i am..... maybe i am.
Note : i aint saying to go forth and fuck around and do evil.
SCREW YOU if you even let that thought develop!
Blasphemous? Heresy?
Im gonna use christianity in the following as it describes heaven and hell as total opposites, good vs evil.
If you dont hv a good imagination, stop reading.
What do you think if i said that the fallen archangel(i forgot his name) a.k.a. satan had not betrayed God and was not banished from heaven but was elevated into a position of God's direct opposite?
McCrazy?
If God is almighty, all powerful, and all powerful as stated in the bible, would he not hv known that his closest aide would betray him? Or do we deem God to be just like us mortals, trusting those closest to us who are in the most favourable position to betray?
I'd think not!
They key to all things is not a 100% of something but the harmonisation and balance of everything! So, for there to be good, there has to be evil for good or evil is only just a relativity.
What makes a good, good? And what makes an evil, evil? How do you know?
Who are you comparing with when you said that guy is good or that he's evil? You would say, you're comparing him from your knowledge of others or the realisation of things. What then is the benchmark of good? And where did your knowledge or realisation of that come from?
God had foreseen the prospects of allowing only good to roam in the hearts of men and what he saw displeases him. He saw everything good and perfect. He saw happiness and joy.....
He saw Heaven.
And so he created an imperfect world, a world less mundane than Heaven. A world less predictable. A world different from the one he resides in! Where the choices and decisions where not his to make and all that he could do was to watch. Like a fan watching a game, an audience watching an opera.
In this imperfect world, God spread word to his imperfect inhabitants teaching them not how things should be but how good things should be. God has created a comparision which we did not notice and we took what was fed to us with mouths wide open to be the truth.
And so the direct opposite to what God said is deemed to be evil. To be avoided, banished, despised on. Filthy and foul, unpure and sinister. The domain of the 'fallen' archangel! God made his archangel into his opposite to create imperfection, to create balance!
That every good is counter-weighed by evil. That imperfect men we given a choice to choose between two sides. Which way will men tilt the scale? But it doesnt really matter, for every man running to either side, an equal amount will run to the other.
Every good deed done foments an evil. A good or evil person dies, giving way for others to be born.
Yin and Yang! It's a never ending cycle....... a perfect balance.
Now im saying you will not be judged in the afterlife. The decisions made while you were living influences events in the mortal world only. That you will be sent to hell or heaven should not be worried upon as it's unimportant. Heaven or hell is just the same, it's the domain of God.
So am i saying that God is an asshole and he allowed there to be evil just so he can have his amusement and excitement? That we are merely pawns to bring a little unpredictability to his perfect and routine world?
Maybe i am..... maybe i am.
Note : i aint saying to go forth and fuck around and do evil.
SCREW YOU if you even let that thought develop!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Kay Elle
Have you guys ever seen those profiles where people hype-up their details and so forth?
For instance:
Example 1: Kay Elle
Example 2: muh-lay-shear
I know there are lots of idiots around and even more idiots in the online community but come on man.
Is that your version of pimp-my-profile?
Screw the fucking hell off! It aint funny and if you're trying to look cool, YOU AIN'T! But you do look like an ignorant asshole who didnt have much of an education. Which i think is about rite.
And if you do get hits on your profile, believe me, it aint because of your 'cool-ed' or 'hyped' 'kay-elle' or whatever you idiots manage to come up with these days. It's prolly because of your photoshop-ed picture to make you look fairer, more good-looking and for the girls to make ur boobs bigger than that airport you own.
How attractive are you when you can't even spell KUALA LUMPUR correctly or is intelligent enough to simply put it as K.L. ?? You aint scoring points man, you aint scoring any points.
Kay elle... Way to go!
For instance:
Example 1: Kay Elle
Example 2: muh-lay-shear
I know there are lots of idiots around and even more idiots in the online community but come on man.
Is that your version of pimp-my-profile?
Screw the fucking hell off! It aint funny and if you're trying to look cool, YOU AIN'T! But you do look like an ignorant asshole who didnt have much of an education. Which i think is about rite.
And if you do get hits on your profile, believe me, it aint because of your 'cool-ed' or 'hyped' 'kay-elle' or whatever you idiots manage to come up with these days. It's prolly because of your photoshop-ed picture to make you look fairer, more good-looking and for the girls to make ur boobs bigger than that airport you own.
How attractive are you when you can't even spell KUALA LUMPUR correctly or is intelligent enough to simply put it as K.L. ?? You aint scoring points man, you aint scoring any points.
Kay elle... Way to go!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
2 hippos and 2 pigs...... on a court
Malaysia just wont herself a silver medal in the women's doubles category of the Chinese Open tourney. The pair of wong pei ty and chin smth smth gave a good fight b4 going down in straight sets. Heck they could even win it if they had a little more luck on their side.
But as things goes, luck usually dislikes being around fat people. Mind my bluntness.
As i watched the game unfolding before me, i saw 2 hippos running around the court and played with skill. They were against 2 pigs who had skills too. Now seeing 2 hippos + 2 pigs on so small a court isnt very pleasing but curiosity is a damn thing. How can those 4 fat things be so agile? Kudo's to the malaysian pair for being fatter, but still is as agile. HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN?
Being athletes means you're suppose to be fit which means u dont hv much excess fat which means ur body should be lean..... RIGHT?? unless you're a sumo, big is beautiful!
I dont mean to say that you hv to be thin but damn it, u cant hv 3 layers on your body man. Are you competing to be human 'sam chang yuk'?
But boy of boy can those hippos run around the court. The court is small but them being able to move about quickly to return the cocks... i mean shuttlecocks is no small feat. Which makes me wonder, how these 2 fat bitches can play so well and run around the court with so much fat hanging?
unless....... those fats are actually hidden oxygen tanks T.T. They might even make me eat their dust in running. Or their excess fat.
Hippo 1 : EAT! Eat it all up and make me look less like a hippo and more like a pig! EAT!
Hippo 2: No, no.. take me! Take me!
Thats not very pleasant.
Im suddenly feeling rather bad for talking bout fat ppl so i shall stop before i insult anymore. May god strike the next fat girl i see as punishment. T.T
But as things goes, luck usually dislikes being around fat people. Mind my bluntness.
As i watched the game unfolding before me, i saw 2 hippos running around the court and played with skill. They were against 2 pigs who had skills too. Now seeing 2 hippos + 2 pigs on so small a court isnt very pleasing but curiosity is a damn thing. How can those 4 fat things be so agile? Kudo's to the malaysian pair for being fatter, but still is as agile. HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN?
Being athletes means you're suppose to be fit which means u dont hv much excess fat which means ur body should be lean..... RIGHT?? unless you're a sumo, big is beautiful!
I dont mean to say that you hv to be thin but damn it, u cant hv 3 layers on your body man. Are you competing to be human 'sam chang yuk'?
But boy of boy can those hippos run around the court. The court is small but them being able to move about quickly to return the cocks... i mean shuttlecocks is no small feat. Which makes me wonder, how these 2 fat bitches can play so well and run around the court with so much fat hanging?
unless....... those fats are actually hidden oxygen tanks T.T. They might even make me eat their dust in running. Or their excess fat.
Hippo 1 : EAT! Eat it all up and make me look less like a hippo and more like a pig! EAT!
Hippo 2: No, no.. take me! Take me!
Thats not very pleasant.
Im suddenly feeling rather bad for talking bout fat ppl so i shall stop before i insult anymore. May god strike the next fat girl i see as punishment. T.T
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Silence
安静An jing
Composer: Jay Chou (周杰倫) (周杰伦)
Lyricist: Jay Chou (周杰倫) (周杰伦)
*只剩下钢琴陪我谈了一天
zhi sheng xia gang qin pei wo tan le yi tian
睡着的大提琴
shui zhao de da ti qin
安静的旧旧的
an jing de jiu jiu de
我想你已表现的非常明白
wo xiang ni yi biao xian de fei chang ming bai
我懂我也知道
wo dong wo ye zhi dao
你没有舍不得
ni mei you she bu de
你说你也会难过我不相信
ni shuo ni ye hui nan guo wo bu xiang xin
牵着你陪着我
qian zhe ni pei zhe wo
也只是曾经
ye zhi shi ceng jing
希望他是真的比我还要爱你
xi wang ta shi zhen de bi wo hai yao ai ni
我才会逼自己离开
wo cai hui bi zi ji li kai*
#
你要我说多难堪
ni yao wo shuo duo nan kan
我根本不想分开
wo gen ben bu xiang fen kai
为什麽还要我用微笑来带过
wei shen me hai yao wo yong wei xiao lai dai guo
我没有这种天份
wo mei you zhe zhong tian fen
包容你也接受他
bao rong ni ye jie shou ta
不用担心的太多
bu yong dan xin de tai duo
我会一直好好过
wo hui yi zhi hao hao guo
你已经远远离开
ni yi jing yuan yuan li kai
我也会慢慢走开
wo ye hui man man zou kai
为什麽我连分开都迁就着你
wei shen me wo lian fen kai dou qian jiu zhu ni
我真的没有天份
wo zhen de mei you tian fen
安静的没这麽快
an jing de mei zhe me kuai
我会学着放弃你
wo hui xue zhe fang qi ni
是因为我太爱你
shi yin wei wo tai ai ni.#
Repeat *##
Composer: Jay Chou (周杰倫) (周杰伦)
Lyricist: Jay Chou (周杰倫) (周杰伦)
*只剩下钢琴陪我谈了一天
zhi sheng xia gang qin pei wo tan le yi tian
睡着的大提琴
shui zhao de da ti qin
安静的旧旧的
an jing de jiu jiu de
我想你已表现的非常明白
wo xiang ni yi biao xian de fei chang ming bai
我懂我也知道
wo dong wo ye zhi dao
你没有舍不得
ni mei you she bu de
你说你也会难过我不相信
ni shuo ni ye hui nan guo wo bu xiang xin
牵着你陪着我
qian zhe ni pei zhe wo
也只是曾经
ye zhi shi ceng jing
希望他是真的比我还要爱你
xi wang ta shi zhen de bi wo hai yao ai ni
我才会逼自己离开
wo cai hui bi zi ji li kai*
#
你要我说多难堪
ni yao wo shuo duo nan kan
我根本不想分开
wo gen ben bu xiang fen kai
为什麽还要我用微笑来带过
wei shen me hai yao wo yong wei xiao lai dai guo
我没有这种天份
wo mei you zhe zhong tian fen
包容你也接受他
bao rong ni ye jie shou ta
不用担心的太多
bu yong dan xin de tai duo
我会一直好好过
wo hui yi zhi hao hao guo
你已经远远离开
ni yi jing yuan yuan li kai
我也会慢慢走开
wo ye hui man man zou kai
为什麽我连分开都迁就着你
wei shen me wo lian fen kai dou qian jiu zhu ni
我真的没有天份
wo zhen de mei you tian fen
安静的没这麽快
an jing de mei zhe me kuai
我会学着放弃你
wo hui xue zhe fang qi ni
是因为我太爱你
shi yin wei wo tai ai ni.#
Repeat *##
Monday, November 17, 2008
EXAMS
03/11 EUM 111- Maths ----------->Status : Akin to getting screwed by a girl with a longer pole
05/11 EBS 101 - Geology----------> Status : Rocks are hard!!
10/11 EBB 113 - Materials---------> Status : Completed
17/11 EMM 101 - Mechanics-------> Status : Statically indeterminate, dynamically immobile
Maths
Maths was a disappointment. I forgot the ricatti equation and smth kept screaming and shouting within me calling myself stupid. And i just found out why, i did that very same question before. Also lost many marks for other questions. Disappointing.
Geology
It's just screwed up!
Materials
Found out i made mistakes directly after exiting the exam hall. Thank You Very Nice.
Mechanics
Fucked it up somehow, but i dont fucking care. Exam's OVER!!!
05/11 EBS 101 - Geology----------> Status : Rocks are hard!!
10/11 EBB 113 - Materials---------> Status : Completed
17/11 EMM 101 - Mechanics-------> Status : Statically indeterminate, dynamically immobile
Maths
Maths was a disappointment. I forgot the ricatti equation and smth kept screaming and shouting within me calling myself stupid. And i just found out why, i did that very same question before. Also lost many marks for other questions. Disappointing.
Geology
It's just screwed up!
Materials
Found out i made mistakes directly after exiting the exam hall. Thank You Very Nice.
Mechanics
Fucked it up somehow, but i dont fucking care. Exam's OVER!!!
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Good plan? Bad plan?
This is kinda long.......
APEX eh?
Hundred of millions of ringgit promised; to bring significant improvement and the ability to deliver top-notch graduates to feed the market. Now the ball's on our court! How would we play it?
You dug your own shit hole!
Hundred of millions of ringgit promised; to bring significant improvement and the ability to deliver top-notch graduates to feed the market. Now the ball's on our court! How would we play it?
When i talk to people, they usually ask what's the meaning of APEX and what does it mean?
Look at me, do i look like i care? Really, do i look like i give 2 cents bout that?
Because i think that unless the administration becomes more efficient, i'll either be gone or be in my 3rd year before i can see how they make use of the money. I hope for my sake they grow efficient.
It's like giving a man who's been poor all his life a huge sum of money and say SPEND LIKE A B*TCH! He'll be dumbfounded and he wouldnt know what to do with it. He'll prolly dig a hole in his garden and bury the money. Saving it for a rainy day he says!
Nevertheless, we all hope and pretend to believe that the promised money will be used wisely and quickly. Hopefully they'll hire better lecturers who can at least speak fluent english. But then again, half of the class would require additional english lessons so.......
Recently, i read in The Star, one of the public columns where ppl write in their opinions. There was this article bout how the choice of the uni for APEX was flawed. Now this got my attention as, well... not because im studying here or anything but because im just a nosy-a** with too much an opinion.
This guy was saying how the selection process was/is flawed from the results of the TIMES higher education ranking for uni. Both UM and UKM (both losers) improved on their rankings whilst USM (the winner) dropped like a brick from a plane. Up to 2005, the exams papers were still in Malay only. I know we should be proud of our national language but unless you fuckers can provide work for all us here in malaysia, we must better our english proficiency.
Well, i just want to say that the ranking was conducted before i got here. Now that im here, it's gonna improve..... by much. ;)
Okay, back to that, I aint surprised actually. In fact, i kinda expected it. USM is split into 3 campuses with it's main in Penang Island, Engineering campus in Seberang Prai and a Health campus. Everything is split 3 ways: Money, focus and manpower. Furthermore, it's not like the student count is too large that they all couldnt fit into one place. Alas, there is one key factor thought: Land Area. Because USM is so damn poor before this,(they still are actually -__-, money hasnt arrive) they cant afford to buy land to fit all 3 campuses in one location.
Since the 'MAIN' campus is at Penang Island, it is natural for it to get the lions share. It's like having 3 wives and they all want to hv sex tonight. Whom do you please?
Well, of coz you gotta please your 1st wife! You gotta have her consent if you are ever gonna get a 4th!
and i digress.....
Anyway, that guy was saying how, the selection should be re-thinked(re-thought?) to follow the rankings. Which is to say, he think's USM is good-for-nthg and UM should be selected. He even went as far to say UKM would be a wiser choice. Oh, and he said he's not an UM alumni.
All i wanted to do was to scream in his face and smack him. OH wait, before i continue further, there was also a forum with a few chancellors or vice-chancellors and they all think the selection was flawed too.
Now now, being Chancellors and VC's means they're prolly pretty smart or good at their job rite?
True...
but that doesnt mean they're not sore losers.
The selection for the APEX uni was made solely based on a plan. And i know this isnt the best way for an assessment but since it's done that way, it cant be helped.
USM's plan was a 'Sustainable development for a better tomorrow' or something along those lines. Keyword: SUSTAINABILITY.
Im actually impressed by these people as they came up with an idea at a time when the whole world is thinking bout it. Now i do not know what was UM's plan but i guess it's smth that sounds : 'Quality Education to feed the working market'. =S=S=S=S=S
Now let's bout this for a minute, if the assessment was based on a plan, then how come UM, who is renown as the Best Uni in Malaysia lost to USM which serves bad-tasting food in its cafe?
Penguin 1 : Im bored, let's do smth!
Penguin 2 : Let's do this!!!
Penguin 2 : Let's do this!!!
'CAUSE THEIR PLAN SUCKED! THATS WHY!!
You people cant even produce a good plan to convince the government you're worth investing in, how can you still be grouching over losing? UM might have good records to show, but they couldnt even produce a good plan! How good are they? Really, how good is someone who cant even plan?
Okay, you might scream "It's just A PLAN right? Based on previous records, we should be..." bla bla bla bla.......
Now, take a step back and think this through. Let's say you have RM1000 and you would like to invest. You have 2 choices:
a) You know he's good but he told you he doesnt know what to do with it.
b) He's untested and you dont know his qualities but he shows you a good plan.
Which would you go for?
Choice (a) signifies UM which has good records but produced a crappy plan which is akin to not having a plan at all.
Choice (b) is USM which i hv to admit isnt good at all before this but had a solid plan which is executable.
I am guessing that the only reason USM was chosen is because UM could not convince the government that they could achieve the target of being a world class uni so the government went with choice (b) whom they deem a SAFER bet.
You dug your own shit hole!
USM didnt win it. UM lost it!
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
President Barack Obama
We now have the United States of America's 44th President: Barack Obama
Smile for the camera u indon..
The first black president for the united states! Nice....... now what does this mean for the rest of the world?
The election was done in about as little as 5 hours. Talk about efficiency. I wonder if there were all blackouts or phantom voters? Oh wait, they held theirs in the morning.
Hmmm, then why do we count our ballots till late at night?
Saturday, November 01, 2008
Good luck asshole
So after a long break, Mr Danny G has finally got his confirmation and will be heading back to 'new castle'. A cloud of uncertainty surrounds him he says and who can blame him? Were we all not surrounded by that same cloud when we left home for some place foreign? Some place faraway?
I dont expect those who didnt leave home to be able to comprehend this however.
But to all of us who's close to him, some closer.. some not we all truly think that this is the best course for him. We support him and we encourage him and we beguile him into believing that this is the best choice for him. And we believe that, from our pov.
And with all due respect, that is my believe as well. It is in my honest opinion that he is way better off studying piloting -which many other assholes could only dream of getting into- than wasting his time doing smth less productive.
We are all in a race against time and the more time he waste thinking or lingering on will exponentially affect his future.
*I would like to interrupt this to give a short word of thanks to eff-ing maths for making me use math terms in my blog.. exponentially. Fuck you maths and my Plato eat your formulas*
Oh, Danny, DONT FUCK IT UP THIS TIME! The ability to adapt is instrumental in getting past the initial dread and the feeling of missing home or.... One can either hope for the environment to change for the better or he can change himself to complement the environment no matter how screwed up things are.
Good luck in kota bharu and rest assured that we, your brothers, your friends, will always be behind you giving you full ass support. God bless and...
Holding up that ass.......
I dont expect those who didnt leave home to be able to comprehend this however.
But to all of us who's close to him, some closer.. some not we all truly think that this is the best course for him. We support him and we encourage him and we beguile him into believing that this is the best choice for him. And we believe that, from our pov.
And with all due respect, that is my believe as well. It is in my honest opinion that he is way better off studying piloting -which many other assholes could only dream of getting into- than wasting his time doing smth less productive.
We are all in a race against time and the more time he waste thinking or lingering on will exponentially affect his future.
*I would like to interrupt this to give a short word of thanks to eff-ing maths for making me use math terms in my blog.. exponentially. Fuck you maths and my Plato eat your formulas*
Oh, Danny, DONT FUCK IT UP THIS TIME! The ability to adapt is instrumental in getting past the initial dread and the feeling of missing home or.... One can either hope for the environment to change for the better or he can change himself to complement the environment no matter how screwed up things are.
Good luck in kota bharu and rest assured that we, your brothers, your friends, will always be behind you giving you full ass support. God bless and...
Holding up that ass.......
make sure u dont fuck up or we'll fuck u up =).
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