Bleak

Things are looking rather bleak.

UN

The role of the United Nations will be determined in 2011. People of the future will look back to this very year and say "Oh, so this is the year that started it all!"

Is it UN's rise to prominence or its fall to be forever consigned to the back pages of history? The actions taken and the results of those actions will affect the way the UN is pictured in every person's mind.

Is this body just a big clumsy one with too much tape around or is it the epitome of unity and cooperation? 2011 will be the year the United Nations should be remembered.

Bank Of Negara!

I just checked my email and found this hiding in one of my junk mails. My curiosity got the better of me and i soon found myself reading through the whole email.

I was so tempted to give them everything they wanted, except they didn't ask for money. All they did was ask me for my address, Identification card number, telephone number and etc which i am unwilling to disclose even to my University. Too bad! Why didn't they give me a bank account to transfer a sum of my money to enable me to receive my 7.5 million USD? Why? Why?

I will now publish the said letter from BANK OF NEGARA! Wtf man, if you wanna con a Malaysian at least speak the language right!

BANK NEGARA MALAYSIA  (BNM)
                     Central Bank Of Malaysia 
                     Jalan Dato' Onn  P.O. Box 10922 
                      50929 Kuala Lumpur
                      TEL: +601-9374-0308
 
 
                  
Ref:   BNM/SGH/231/01                      
                                                     
 
Date:  14TH MARCH 2011. 
 
ATTN: Beneficiary    PAYMENT FILE NUMBER: A
 
 
Release/Transfer Notice for your due Funds (US$7,500,000:00).
 
Payment File No: A.
 
24Hrs Service
 
It is very important that the recipient of this Letter should call this office 
in other to confirm it to us that this very Letter was received by the true 
beneficiary. 
 
You are advised to read this Letter very carefully because every 
paragraph explains what you need to know about the Release and 
Transfer of your due Funds.
At this point, we wish to remind you to stop all further contact with any 
person or person(s) whom is not recommended by this bank. Our 
Intelligence Monitoring Unit (I.M.U), Code of Conduct Bureau, Legal 
Unit and The Royal Malaysian Police Force  have already apprehended 
some of those suspects whom attempted to divert your Funds.
You are advised to stop all further contact with some scammer you have 
been dealing with, that have defrauded you of huge sums because they 
are WANTED criminal suspects.
 
As the Governor Of the Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM) , I work on behalf of the Paying 
Bank, Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM) under the supervision of the 
honourable President of Malaysia
 
We are glad to announce it to you today that the honourable President of 
Malaysia and the Accountant General of the 
Federation have collectively Approved and signed the Order to Release 
and Transfer being the certified documentation authorizing us (Bank of Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM) to credit your nominated Bank Account.. 
 
A copy of the Order to Release and Transfer have been forwarded to our 
international remittance department for the onward crediting of your 
Funds.
 
In other words, we put it to you that we are ready to remit your said Funds 
into your choiced Bank Account because we have a 3-4 working days time 
constrain to Pay-off each beneficiary short-listed to be Paid by this 
Bank. Our Legal Unit have already reviewed your Payment Files and 
they have passed it on to my desk for me to Pay you accordingly, so be 
rest assured that you will receive your due Funds as soon as possible. 
Officially, you will receive your due Funds via an "Electronic Wire 
Transfer" which will enable your Funds reflect in your choiced Bank 
Account within 48hrs after effect. This mode of Payment is defined as one 
of the best and safest mode to remit huge Funds internationally as it is 
absolutely different from the usual swift transfer which takes longer time. 
Most Banks within the United States of America, Europe and other 
developed countries operate with the "Electronic Wire Transfer" for 
international transfers because it is a recent innovation in the Banking 
industry.
 
Certainly we shall transfer your valued US$7,500,000:00 from the 
Sundry/Suspense Account of the Federal Government of Nigeria being 
the official Account for international/foreign Payments/debts. A 
Sundry/Suspense Account can be defined as a secret Account owned by a 
government and operated by certain assigned government officials being 
the authorized signatories whom must sign before Funds can be remitted 
from such account. For this very account no form of direct withdrawals can 
be made from it except a Bank to Bank wire transfer which must be 
Approved by the honourable President being the principal signatory to the 
account.
 
Consequent to the fact that I am responsible to Pay you, it is still my duty 
to enlighten you on the accurate steps to take in order for you to gain full 
possession of this said Funds being Approved in your name.
 
In the combat against fraud, Funds divertion and Funds delay, we have re
-lenghtly ensured that several foreign beneficiaries have been Paid 
accordingly in order to retain and rekindle our country's reputation on the 
global map because this recent government dispensation is focused and 
targeted to relieve all foreign debts as mandated by The Senate, The 
National House of Assembly, The Federal Executive Council (F.E.C), 
Code of Conduct Bureau and The Federal Ministry of Finance Malaysia.  
Already, alot of foreign beneficiaries have been Paid by this Ministry so 
yours will not be an exception considering the fact that the honourable 
President have Approved your due Funds today dated  21st February 2011. 
 
In accordance to section (1) paragraph 9 of the Settlement Edict Law of 
Malaysia Government of 1992, it is imperative that you provide 
us with the below listed information so that we can Pay you.
  
1. Full Name
2.Bank Name and Address.
3. Bank Account Number.
4.Routing Number/Swift Code (very important).
5. Your Residential Address.
 6.Your mobile or home telephone Number.
 A form of identification (I.D Card or Driver's License) is also required 
for official references. 
 
The TRUTH is what we stand for. Tel: +601-9374-0308
 
This Official Letter is being issued to you by "Bank of Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM)" in collaboration with The Presidency.
 
 
Copied to:
 
The Accountant General of Malaysia.
Bank of Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM).
The President's office.
 
 
 
Yours Sincerely,
 DR. ZETI AKHTAR AZIZ
Governor,
Bank of Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM)    
Direct Tel: +601-9374-0308
                                
 
 

Hunger Pands

Today i had breakfast at 1000hrs with much gratitude to Dr. Tennis with Dennis for being such a bore.

My next meal was 49 minutes ago.

kithock started to look like a big turkey just now. Damn.

Malaysia's Embarrassment

Not only is it the epitome of a man's stupidity, but it signifies the inhumanity and insensitivity to the plight of others showcased by our very own Malaysian paper.

A caricature just days before depicting Ultraman running away from a tsunami already carrying debris, making twisted joke out of something so horrendous.

Maybe we should learn to take a chill pill yo?

What about our greatest and most beloved one and only wife of our One leader. Blaming the tsunami to Japan's ignorance of its environment and the neglect for green technology and eco-friendly ways.



Seriously? WHAT THE FUCK???? An earthquake of that magnitude will devastate any other country more than japan. Japan is unlucky that a natural catastrophe occurred, she doesnt need any random person speaking without thinking with her brains. We are lucky that we are not situated within the ring of fire, otherwise, i dare not think otherwise.

Japan Nuclear Rumour

I'm sure you guys have heard of the devastating 8.9 magnitude earthquake that shook the whole of Japan.
One of the after effect of the earthquake was the failure and explosion of a nuclear facility in the Fukushima prefecture.

As can be seen on new,s the explosion of one of the reactors released a cloud of smoke and steam into the air. Officials have declared that it contains zero or very little radiation which means it isnt a health hazard.

A second explosion has just occured a few hours ago at the same plant but officials are refuting the claim that a nuclear meltdown has occured. BBC news has interview certain personnel in the relevant field that this scenario appears to be more like 3 mile island than Chernobyl.

A nuclear incident occurred on 3 mile island where the outer case of the reactor exploded BUT the radiation was contained!

There was been rumours spreading one saying the radiation will reach Penang hill at 4pm today which means it'll probably reach Nibong Tebal at around now, 5.20pm. Ladies and Gentleman, do we hear flash news of people in hong kong or taiwan dying form radiation?

Another warned people from going out if it rains as the rain might be acidic and that it will burn your arms, head, hair and everything.

Loads of bullshit. Since the rumour stated BBCnews as a source, i quickly surfed the website and searched through every update available. BBC DID NOT report a spread of radiation to Malaysia at 4pm nor that rains will be acidic today.

However, a US vessel 100 miles off the coast of japan did record a LOW LEVEL radiation which is not left threatening.

As of now, what you nice people can do is STOP helping this rumour to spread by checking out the validity and originality of the source before re-posting it.

People are so addicted to instant information that you shouldnt be suprised that some are tempted to play reporter by spreading things that are untrue. This 2 'news' are cases in point.

If you really want to have instant updates on the Japanese Earthquake, go here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12307698

Yie Sue, Joyeux Anniversaire

This is Her....

Baby

Zum Geburstag, Baby

RVhost.exe

Today my laptop was infected by a virus named RVHOST.exe. Google-ing it reveals quite a number of results that were comforting. Getting hits means you'll probably be able to get some solutions.

I was found out my comp was infected when i turned it on in the morning or afternoon depending on how you judge when you wake up, and everything looks fine. But after entering my password, i was greeted with a permanent BLACK screen. All you can see is black and your mouse cursor which you can move. Nothing else.

I then brought to IT zone, an IT shop near to my uni, they checked it for abit, told me it's an autorun virus and recommended that i reformat. Of coz, reformatting is the easiest in fact dumbest solution to getting infected by virus since you lose eveyrthing because of one or 2 files.

I contacted benny and he told me it was Child's Play. That child's play took me 4 hours to complete.

The thing abour RVhost is that, not only is your screen frozen black, Task Manager is also disabled. To irritate you more, regedit is also disabled hence there's no quick fix.

I logged into my Guest account and tried to fix it from there. I did manage to delete RVhost.exe from the task manager which keeps my task manager seen and finally my desktop screen too. How i managed to do that was by becoming the flash. ctrl+shift+Esc to call up task manager then had to choose the right process to end. The thing is that, pressing it once calls up the task manager for ONE sec. RVHOST is that fucked up.

So i got a bright idea to lag my comp by calling up task manager multiple times. The number reached was 190 tasks. But deleting it was the easy part. Next i tried to edit the registry as i was taught in

http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/spyware-viruses-etc/how-remove-rvhost-exe-malware-71164.html

but error kept poping up. I guessed it was because it's not an administrator account.

All in all, after 4 hours of relentless trying. i Finally succeeded in shoving  RVhost.exe out of my laptop. And i never want to see it appear again.

So guys, next time scan whoever's pendrive you're inserting.