Saturday, January 30, 2010

Sweaty backs and smelly pits

The weather's too blardy hot these days. I am pushed to the wall until somedays i take as many as 4 showers a day and thats after withstanding a couple of hours of sweaty backs(since i sit on a plastic chair) and i am certain smelly pits!!

I'll hv to shower again before dinner or i might just kill my girlfriend.


She dont do this! Honest!

Sweating 5 mins after exiting the shower might sound a bit far fetched but damn it been happening for quite some time now. Something is ridiculously wrong with the damn weather.

Afternoon naps are just an impossibility with the scorching sun shining directly onto my bed in the afternoon. Closing the tinted windows and drawing the curtains aren't of much help deflecting the sun's blinding rays.

Global warming; you wont believe it until you're in it's deep smelly shit. Was watching Discovery on TV awhile back in kl that caught my attention.

Apparently the the sun works in 12 year cycles and the past 12 years from 2009 was when the sun is actually dimmer than norm. The 12 years henceforth will be hotter than norm. I'm believing it might actually be accurate science.


Whats more interesting was that apparently the world's poles are switching places. In simpler terms, the world is reversing it's polarity with north being south and south being north. This wont be a sudden event as the projection models shows tens or hundreds of years. I forgot.

Understand and adhere! Pwetty pwease?

Which means whatever fuck shit is happening, WE all can play a part to avert our forsaken future.

Do some good, save the mother earth and yourself from my sweaty backs and smelly pits.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Love

It's not what i would call love at first sight. I never thought i'll even fall in love with her. She just seemed so remote at first and me so unapproachable.

Nevertheless, after a few fateful encounters i believe i'm poisoned to the bottom of my spine. She is caring and nice and very wonderful indeed. Even though she might seem to be stationary on the outside but inside her, she's churning at very high speed.

One thing bout her though is that she is rather keen on taking in things. She would gobble up anything she deemed okay to be gobbled up. That might be a problem if i'm not careful. Also, she seems to like my money... alot.

But she is very good in relieving stress especially when i'm exhausted, she would lend a very much needed helping hand. We are hitherto having a very good and stable relationship and i do adore her much.






I LOVE YOU WASHING MACHINE !!!


Useful.....very!

Friday, January 22, 2010

Come fuck with me please?

Tell me muse, how it all began? I may not be as fit, i may not be as strong. Things may not turn out as envisioned and that might be a lil embarrassing but if it does swing that way, you probably wont be in any better shape either.

It's not business, it's purely personal and because of that it gets a lil... hmmm emotional; which may be good for a said rock. It's not something one can identify with since there isn't much previous showing. I do wonder when was the last.

I do hope it happens now though. Maybe i'm a lil crazy or maybe i'm just too bored. A test of strength might prove to be some good oiling. A taekwando open begins today but i chose not to join because my balls shrank from the idea of losing on the stage donning a uniform which have not been seen for 10 years .

An off court escapade sounds more interesting and without any rules, tempers will flare. Which is rather enticing. When was the last? Hmmmm...

Childishness might be an influence but is that a bad thing? I will return with fervour what i was given! All the more rancorous for things i care.

I dont care if i win or lose coz baby it's just a game. Why so serious?

So please, treat this as a warning or a challenge. Heck, treat this however you want it.


Come FUCK WITH ME and we'll see who'll be bleeding more. My money's on you.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Humanity

As a part of humanity, if we do not help each other in times of need,

are we any better than stray dogs lying on the side of the road?

Sunday, January 17, 2010

It was rather hot with the sun scorching outside but cheng still manages to run chills down my spine

[5:30:03 PM] äh©ћΞnĢ: u r nt unique
[5:30:13 PM] ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ®: stop pouring cold water
[5:30:26 PM] äh©ћΞnĢ: unless u r unicorn

LAME

Sue, i think you just lost your crown.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Looking back, feeling of guilt clouds over.

Maybe....

just maybe

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

Week 3

I'm in week 3


Damn


Monday, January 04, 2010

Damn

It seems i have been infected with a disease. I never thought i'll get it but when everyone around you tells you that you got it. You Got it!

The neglect for moderation has finally caught up with me. It seems that the only way to beat this disease is through long and tiring methods plus a whole lot of hard work. Which i am acutely disinclined to since i am just plain lazy.

Damn, this is not even a choice.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

70% packed!

I am sad.

I will be heading up north tmrw night after my cousin's wedding dinner to be in time for lecture. Why do my parents torture me so?

Some good will come out of this.

Happy New Year!!

Spending new year's eve with my parents wasn't exactly what i would call 'fun'. It borders between sad-case and l0w-life; both of which i will definitely not class myself in.

I prefer to usher the new year with close friends and that's what i got. Having to eat burnt wings and black sausages was just another plus.

Maybe i'll elaborate more next time, i haven't got the mood now.

Looking back at 2009 it was just as mundane as lectures. Gotta make 2010 more exciting!!!

Happy New Year!!!!!