If this feeling of boredom does not go away soon. I'm really afraid i might do smth crazy and stupid. Prudence plz stop me then!!!

IF

IF.....

IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son! By Rudyard Kipling

Funny guy, all the more hilarious.

Let the Dice Fly High!!

Am actually studying in the library! Hahahaha...

This better be worth my time.

What did carragher say to vidic when vidic got sent off for pulling down kuty in man utd's 0-2 loss to liverpool?

Carragher : Dude, wanna know why you got sent off when i didnt?
Vidic : wtf?
Carragher : Face problem!!!!!

In geomatic extra class

I just found a little something i wrote during one of the geomatic extra classes. I don't know what to think of it, so i figure i'll just share it.

Days were thought to be long,
cretins who have not met the night,
I sit here amidst my thoughts.
oh, why am i sitting here?

Clears skies with a darken moon,
Why back sides are in front of front sides?
The terrain is elevated, the people queer.
With the datum set, the queer measures!

A jack in a box, A level out of box.
Oh my! Oh my! He speaks non-stop.
The mirror reflects, the reflection not mine,
Oh why am i sitting here?

My speech incoherent, my hearing impaired,
It's not in the middle, it should be there!
They tell me, but why i tell me?
I know it's not in the middle, so go get it there!

-The End-

Blue Roses

Roses red and roses white
Plucked I for my love's delight.
She would none of all my posies -
Bade me gather her blue roses.

Half the world I wandered through,
Seeking where such flowers grew;
Half the world unto my quest
Answered me with laugh and jest.

Home I came at wintertide,
But my silly love had died,
Seeking with her latest breath
Roses from the arms of Death.

It may be beyond the grave
She shall find what she would have.
Mine was but an idle quest -

Roses white and red are best.

No longer a myth =)

It's your fault..... lor

Well it isn't her fault. Maybe i should be more kind, gentle, caring and rational.

David Cheer up!
it's your fault for making her insane

T.T

I Hope i will be fine

Yotta!

Ever wanted to be so rich that you cant even count how much money you have?

Just do what this guy did, here

$1.784 Yotta, hilariously ridiculous. And Yotta, is a real word!

International System of Units

Kilo (K) = 3 zeroes

Mega (M) = 6 zeroes

Giga (G) = 9 zeroes

Tera (T) = 12 zeroes

Peta (P) = 15 zeroes

Exa (E) = 18 zeroes

Zetta (Z) = 21 zeroes

Yotta (Y) = 24 zeroes

Source: Chris Budd

I am interested in....

Being overly spontaneous is a liability that i gotta live with. I seriously don't know how all these ideas come to me but they never fail to. I ain't exactly fretting about it since, well i'm rather happy of this liability. It has put me in hot soup a few times but i got lots of fun out of it.

Recently, i was pissed that i was a suspect and got speculated in certain areas. If i wanted to, you people wouldn't stand a chance. Nevertheless, on Monday Night, clem msg-ed telling me to check out ming de's personal msg on skype. It rang smth like this:

"How come david and dai ka jie's pm is the same? Is smth going on btw them... etc etc?

I was bored to my bones that night, hence when another speculation occured, the idea of Fuelling Speculation instantly popped out. I figured it might be fun if i can fool the whole school. AND IT WAS! XD i still cant help laughing about it. Sry....

So me and cheng decided to pull a prank on everyone. We were going to act as though we are already in a relationship but making sure not to be too obvious. We want people to believe that we were underground.

IT worked and it worked like fireworks. Hahaha, everyone was asking anyone they think knew about us and they in turn msg-ed cheng. I was waiting and waiting for people to msg me but WHAT THE HECK, no1 cares about me huh? T.T

Anway, this is my confession and to just laugh at all of you screaming:

"YOU GOT PUNK'D!!!!!"

Me and cheng are good friends and our relationship is plainly platonic. The girl i am interested in, i will go after.

Feel free to speculate if you people havent learnt any thing. =)

Have a good day!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Disclaimer: Whole thing was my idea, You can put the blame on me.

3 in 4 hrs

I just realized, hopefully not too late that i'm having 3 tests in the span of 4 hours tomorrow.

Woots

Circumstances does not permit it.

Bummer..

I feel like ranting a whole essay on the vagaries of mankind but i wont. Sometimes leaving is better than standing there. I'll just shut my pie hole and study for my german test.

If it gets whacked more than it should, i hope you people hold your conscience clean.

Days are getting tough, but with you i am sure i can overcome it all.

=)

My Godsent.

Staying the course might not be as easy as it sounds.

Yada yada...

Oiled Mooncake

I've managed to dispense of all the mooncakes my mom forced me to bring up. All but one which i kept forgetting to bring out to dinner and share.

I think my unlucky stars are increasingly getting shini-er.

It has been weeks sicne it lay on my table for food and hitherto, it has been unmoved. Alas, i noticed that this mooncake has started to excrete oil which from what i heard, its bad.

Drools....

Cheng told me to throw it, clem told me to chill.. teikz was just being slow. So i did what every man would do when in doubt...

call his mom.

Mommy told me to throw it away that instant. In a tone where she means business. My balls arent big enough to go agaisnt her just yet. So i hung up. I finally found the expiry date and redialled home. I told her it expires on the 3rd of Nov and she off-handedly told me to eat it if i want.

03-11-09. Im eating it for sure!

Excuse me queen, you told me one thing and then asked me to do another!!!

So i looked as intently as i possible could for any mould that might hv grown. Finding nthg, i opened the mooncake and offered my roomies.

Looks and smells like mooncake.

Both rejected without a thought. I guess they overhead my conversation.

First bite was like reaching nirvana. It's so delicious! I made some tea. Mooncake + tea plus listening to music cum reading mags. This is the life man!

Green Tea baby!

Until i ate my fifth out of the 8 slices that i started to not feel so good. Hence i decided to send the 3 into the dark abyss of stench and bacteria, never to be seen of smelled again!

I pray i dont fall sick!!! I might need a nurse! ;)

Where's my smurfette???

2 cents

Aint gonna give 2 cents about what people think or gonna say. I'm gonna do what i want to do and if anyone doesnt approve or like it well guess what, i aint asking for your damn approval.

Es ist mir Scheissegal!!

Asmareni gimme back my lunch!!!!!!!

Uh-oh..

The hardest decisions are personal....

..the ability to make them is my pride.

=)

You mean the world to me and i will strive to make you as happy and safe as i possibly can.




So please evade the poop of the birds my precious formals.

Please!

Misunderstandings arisen, will now take a step back from it all.

Redundancy

The meeting has been pushed forward to 1700 hours instead of the said 2000 hours. This is probably due to the fact that they loathed to miss their dinner time or probably because they want to be able to enjoy their dinner without having to rush.

First meetings are a must, solely because it's the first meeting. Nthg is confirmed, and nthg will be confirmed and...

this is just my guess. I'm guessing the date of the fair is not even confirmed yet. So from my pov, 1st meetings are entirely effective only for the people to look at who's in and who's not.

I'm guessing too that on their to-do list later it'll be:
-Speeches from the committee from the o.c. to the heads
-motivation speeeches to encourage active participation
-explanation of departments
-introduction of members
-ice-breaking among departmental members

If my guess is right, you ppl are gonna have loads of fun. Enjoy yourself. =)

But hey, i might be wrong. A friend told me not to be over-confident.

Mid-Autumn

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Congratulation Fancy Tan!

She's Registered!

I would've said married but since her mom don't really

think so until she has 'pai tong',

i cant differ her!

Hahahahaha..

Congratz Fancy Tan!!!

Strength please!

It's recuperation time! Aches from my buttocks to my toes makes it hurt even when i'm just standing. Add to it lethargy and fatigue for the past week, i should be on my bed sleeping away and not waiting for mein Deutschekurs.

I am gonna spam cath's counterpain to get rid of the aches as quickly as possible. Gotta train my shooting tmrw morning!!

Strength be with me!

Nights are very young

It appears that i have lost the ability to go to sleep early. Lying on the bed at 1 am with the hope of getting a good night rest turns out to be a futile attempt.

Tossing and turning, the clock ticks away and it was suddenly 3 am. Only the exhaustion manages to finally lull me to slumber.

I guess i'm not used to sleeping early anymore. XD

Gotta be cruel in order to be nice.

Yes i am that stupid.

Solidarity

Our world is getting more and more fucked up as time flies. There's just no other way to put it. Recent Natural Calamities around the pacific rim has caused a death toll upwards of 1.5k lives.

Are lives of fellow humans that fragile and worthless?

A tsunami near Samoa killed hundreds but i found one good news. A 2 year old baby boy survived the ordeal. And henceforth was named Tsunami by his parents.

Typhoon what's-her-name (it's always a girls name, i don't know why!) is ravishing Philippines and as we all know an earthquake off Padang took upwards of 1k lives. We got lucky a tsunami wasn't generated from that quake of 7.6 magnitude.

In times of need, mankind needs to show some solidarity and come to the aid of others and not only to sit in their comfort of their offices pledging help.

For those who have the means, please contribute to the Cimb-The Start Padang Relief Fund. Your dollar might just save a life.
For those who don't, a simple prayer to God will suffice. May God be with those in need giving them strength and hope to carry on.

God Bless Us All.

A+ now, what's next?

It's funny how our government is pushing for higher performance on one side yet has suddenly introduced a new grade of A+ to the SPM examination.

They said it was to acknowledge really good students hence the new benchmark. If they had given some thought to it at all, a new grade of A+ is totally redundant but in respect to us malaysians, it totally lives up to our culture.

A better sure fire to way to detect and acknowledge good students is not to create a new benchmark but simply to just modify the graph and to increase the marks required to achieve the grades.

But they cant do this, we have our 'face' to save.... kan? We can't simply increase the passing grade as this would create a huge jump in failures and we Malaysians cannot be shown in the dim light of being branded dumb!

In order to maintain an adequate passing percentage while being able to detect high achievers, we create new benchmarks. Maybe the decision is not that flawed after all.

30 years down the road my son's gonna come back and proudly show off his report card showing me A++.

God Bless Us all.

In hand or bush?

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. =)

If only you might understand.

OVER-Rated Habanero Wings!

We were all hyped up and ready to go, okay fine it was most probably just me. Damn it!

They boasts to be the best in the country, with a tinge of arrogance. I just had to die trying or prove them unworthy. Even the name sounds hot, Habanero Hot Wings.

We had a choice of spicy spicy, normal spicy, or smth and also Killer Spicy. Expecting to have a blardy good laugh seeing all these wankers crying in their seats screaming for mummy i ordered the Killer Spicy.

Woooooooohhhhhhh.

Expectations were sky high. It sounded spicy, it feels spicy, it smells spicy...

it also looks damn spicy.

IT WAS ANYTHING BUT!!

Habanero chilli is s'posed to be the third hottest chilli in the world. It should be demoted to maybe around 50. It did not live up to its name, it did not provide a spicy-nuf taste and it damn rite didnt make any wankers cry screaming for mummy!!!

OVER-RATED