Today is as bad as it can get,
scored 24 out of 40 for my 1st german test. That's b- territory. Arghhhh... Screwed up immensely this time. FML!!!!
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Beware!!!!
Achtung! GENTLEMEN beware!! There has been a rogue car bearing the number plate JES 2257 who specializes in kidnapping good-looking guys and subjecting them to torment and suffering lurking about Parit Buntar.
It appears to be a 2 member gang, one's an Auntie whom children do not even want to get close to and the other appears to a bad-looking Noob whom waiters do not even want to serve.
AHHHHHHHHHH !!!
They seem to bring whole new meanings to killer looks. Please beware!
After kidnapping their prey, they will entice them to eat. Most probably to fatten them up so as they themselves might look better. With unpredictable temperament as might be expected, these 2 creatures tend to make their JES go hot and if left unattended to overheat.
Their prey are required to take care of both auntie and bad-looking noob and to satisfy them as best as they could. Also subjected is the work of cooling JES down as to enable her to move.
i think those 2 are very sadistic and evil beings. They would purposely heat JES up and then forcing their prey to cool her down. By what ever means necessary. I'll leave it to your imagination.
Furthermore, they 2 creatures plus JES seems to be unable to function without water. It's as though they are fishes out of water or one noob-looking mer-maid and the other a mer-auntie. I will leave JES of out this that stupid water tank.
Hot?.
They are also know to lengthen travel times by at least twice the norm. This is probably due to their sadistic nature. Longer delay means more time for torture. It might also be their thirst.
IF you could take a look at them without getting hurt, you will begin to wonder where all the water consumed goes. Then you take a look at their body and you understand. Fully.
Nevertheless, after all the torture and delay. The victims arrived at their destination. Sane or otherwise is still unknown. But they are in one piece.
Gentlemen plz be careful and to you ladies who have a man, take good care of him. He is in gross danger of being kidnapped if he is good-looking.
I guess that's very good news for most of you guys in Parit Buntar. I believe you are very very safe indeed. ;)
P.s: Pictures of the suspects will be uploaded when i get them. Till then, be careful.
AHHHHHHHHHH !!!
After kidnapping their prey, they will entice them to eat. Most probably to fatten them up so as they themselves might look better. With unpredictable temperament as might be expected, these 2 creatures tend to make their JES go hot and if left unattended to overheat.
Their prey are required to take care of both auntie and bad-looking noob and to satisfy them as best as they could. Also subjected is the work of cooling JES down as to enable her to move.
i think those 2 are very sadistic and evil beings. They would purposely heat JES up and then forcing their prey to cool her down. By what ever means necessary. I'll leave it to your imagination.
Furthermore, they 2 creatures plus JES seems to be unable to function without water. It's as though they are fishes out of water or one noob-looking mer-maid and the other a mer-auntie. I will leave JES of out this that stupid water tank.
Hot?.
They are also know to lengthen travel times by at least twice the norm. This is probably due to their sadistic nature. Longer delay means more time for torture. It might also be their thirst.
IF you could take a look at them without getting hurt, you will begin to wonder where all the water consumed goes. Then you take a look at their body and you understand. Fully.
Nevertheless, after all the torture and delay. The victims arrived at their destination. Sane or otherwise is still unknown. But they are in one piece.
Gentlemen plz be careful and to you ladies who have a man, take good care of him. He is in gross danger of being kidnapped if he is good-looking.
I guess that's very good news for most of you guys in Parit Buntar. I believe you are very very safe indeed. ;)
P.s: Pictures of the suspects will be uploaded when i get them. Till then, be careful.
Friday, September 25, 2009
You're so 2000 and late...
In Celebration of Arthur Guinness 250th anniversary, i'll be joining thousands of people at Sunway Surf Beach to party to the Black Eye Peas!!
Schwarz Augen Erbse!!!!
I gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good good night!!!
Thank you liks for getting me such a bday gift. ;)
P.s. : Extorted
Schwarz Augen Erbse!!!!
I gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good good night!!!
Thank you liks for getting me such a bday gift. ;)
P.s. : Extorted
Let's get it started it in here!!!
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Steven Corner knew!
Gotta say a word of thanx to Steven Corner for giving me an early birthday present.
T.T
I didn't even knew you knew.
Though just RM 17 but Thank You anyways!
HAhahahahaha..
T.T
I didn't even knew you knew.
Though just RM 17 but Thank You anyways!
HAhahahahaha..
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Indon looking
I am looking like an Indon illegal immigrant who just swam from kalimantan's bosom to the klang valley!!
Perhentian was loads of fun. Will update when i get those pics.
Am back to bring some life to kl.... at least for a few days before i need to be hauled back to campus.
Cheers!!!
Perhentian was loads of fun. Will update when i get those pics.
Am back to bring some life to kl.... at least for a few days before i need to be hauled back to campus.
Cheers!!!
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Excitation
The rain teramat potong stim.
Will be heading to Perhentian for a 2 nite stay tmrw nite. Woots...
I'm not as excited as i was about langkawi. -_____-
Will be heading to Perhentian for a 2 nite stay tmrw nite. Woots...
I'm not as excited as i was about langkawi. -_____-
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Guess who's in the House??
Pak Lah is in the House!!
Apparently he's receiving a PhD from us...
... for hiking the fuel prices.
Among the guest of Honour(s) are the Sultan or Kedah and Raja of Perlis -i heard-.
Now i was wondering why a holy man is receiving a PhD in an Engineering campus. Then it hit me, receiving a scroll is really just receiving a scroll. One can receive a scroll here yet not get a degree from here.
Thank God he's not on the same level as me.
Else that would be some kind of calling.
Disclaimer : Not responsible for any insulted hearts or any for any future political manipulations. If you dont like it, dont read it and leave it alone. Have a nice day. =)
Apparently he's receiving a PhD from us...
... for hiking the fuel prices.
Among the guest of Honour(s) are the Sultan or Kedah and Raja of Perlis -i heard-.
Now i was wondering why a holy man is receiving a PhD in an Engineering campus. Then it hit me, receiving a scroll is really just receiving a scroll. One can receive a scroll here yet not get a degree from here.
Thank God he's not on the same level as me.
Else that would be some kind of calling.
Disclaimer : Not responsible for any insulted hearts or any for any future political manipulations. If you dont like it, dont read it and leave it alone. Have a nice day. =)
Thursday, September 03, 2009
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