I've revamped my blog's outlook hoping it'll be less boring-looking than the previous. The contents are looking rather okay but there's smth bout the colour which needs tweaking.
Gotta wait awhile till i figure what else to change.
Oh i...
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Chicken A la Carte
Just got this through an email from one pei theng and i was half expecting to be some spoof in one way or another.
Not many things can bring me to close to tears but this video was close. No it didnt bring tears rolling down my cheeks nor was my eyes sweling up. Yet, the sadness within was no doubt strong. The feeling of pity and...... what? anger? Of my inability to do anything? I dont know.
Hunger is a big..... Huge problem in this overpopulated world. People just kept on fucking without thinking or wearing a condom. I reckon they figured God will put food on their plate for they are just following his command; " Move Forth and Multiply!"
We all need to do what little we can to eradicate hunger as best as we could. When you see that volunteer with an ugly looking shirt holding a brochure that reads World Food Programme, please donate that one red sheet of paper that bears the face of a dead king. It aint gonna burn a hole in your wallet and you get to feed some starving children a few thousand kilometres away, or maybe just a few mils away from you?
It's 0230 hours in the morning and here i am thinking.... what the fuck can i do about this? Really... what can i do?
Oh i forgot, note to all readers: try your best to forgive the lousy singing and concentrate on the clip. =)
Not many things can bring me to close to tears but this video was close. No it didnt bring tears rolling down my cheeks nor was my eyes sweling up. Yet, the sadness within was no doubt strong. The feeling of pity and...... what? anger? Of my inability to do anything? I dont know.
Hunger is a big..... Huge problem in this overpopulated world. People just kept on fucking without thinking or wearing a condom. I reckon they figured God will put food on their plate for they are just following his command; " Move Forth and Multiply!"
We all need to do what little we can to eradicate hunger as best as we could. When you see that volunteer with an ugly looking shirt holding a brochure that reads World Food Programme, please donate that one red sheet of paper that bears the face of a dead king. It aint gonna burn a hole in your wallet and you get to feed some starving children a few thousand kilometres away, or maybe just a few mils away from you?
It's 0230 hours in the morning and here i am thinking.... what the fuck can i do about this? Really... what can i do?
Oh i forgot, note to all readers: try your best to forgive the lousy singing and concentrate on the clip. =)
Saturday, April 25, 2009
My Gift
I'll be leaving later in the afternoon and i was feeling a guilty
leaving empty handed without a departure gift.
Hence, came into mind the perfect gift.
This shirt looks so damn nice on anyone
that i figured they'll make better use
of it
than it will ever be sitting
in my closet,
still wrapped in plastic.
I actually wanted to show you
the full beauty of it,
but because i care for you.
I will endure this pain alone.
Yes,
there are people in my campus
who
wears this shirt,
parading it's beauty.
I pray to Allah, Jesus and the Lord Buddha
to keep
this 'creation'
within the vicinity of this campus ONLY!
Pray it does not spread out.
Pray!
Pray!
Pray!
leaving empty handed without a departure gift.
Hence, came into mind the perfect gift.
This shirt looks so damn nice on anyone
that i figured they'll make better use
of it
than it will ever be sitting
in my closet,
still wrapped in plastic.
I actually wanted to show you
the full beauty of it,
but because i care for you.
I will endure this pain alone.
Yes,
there are people in my campus
who
wears this shirt,
parading it's beauty.
I pray to Allah, Jesus and the Lord Buddha
to keep
this 'creation'
within the vicinity of this campus ONLY!
Pray it does not spread out.
Pray!
Pray!
Pray!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
May not be
He stares ahead, but he cannot see,
The world’s a mist, a fog through trees,
Embraced with luck,
The goddess of joy,
What you see, may not be.
A thread there was,
With time, effort and love,
Spun,
How strong it holds, how strong it looks!
Fragility of life, it was unknown,
A dubious face, a non-chalant face,
Masks the storm beneath the calm.
What you see, may not be.
Hail the world, the happiness beget,
Tomorrow lived, tomorrow’s day,
The eyes that bore see not the light,
But only the desire, the yearning.
The heart craves, the mind refuse,
The war within rages un-defused,
Hail the world, the sorrows beget,
A greying sky, a thinning thread.
Poetry for the soul,
Was what this meant to be,
What it achieve, that may not be.
It just may not be.
Monday, April 20, 2009
FUCKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I might just have gotten my first C today. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Sunday, April 19, 2009
It's just the heat.
I think the heat is screwing with me. I cant seem to feel full. I've had my lunch at 1300 and had since chugged down half a loaf of toast em which i bought after lunch.
The only thing stopping me from finishing that blardy small loaf is that i'm saving it as tonight's supper.
Damn stomach still feel as empty as when i just woke up.
It's not me... it's just the heat.
The only thing stopping me from finishing that blardy small loaf is that i'm saving it as tonight's supper.
Damn stomach still feel as empty as when i just woke up.
It's not me... it's just the heat.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Exams are up!!!!!
Finals starts on Monday and i will be sitting for 6 papers; 4 core subjects and 2 language courses. Been preparing for it as best i could but you know how last minute mugging ALWAYS seem to never work.
It's times like this which makes you regret not paying more attention during lectures and spending a lil more time on the books during lecture weeks. Alas, as regretful as you might feel, the orgasmic feeling of having holidays overwhelms it all...
leave you with nothing but an empty urge to hv FUN FUN FUN and moree FUN!!!!
Because you know, it's gonna start ALL OVER AGAIN in 2 months.
I've been dragged.. okay exaggerated, persuaded to go to the library to study for as many as 4 days in the row this week. That beats the total entries i made to the library during all 14 weeks of lecture. Which stood at 0 by the way. Entering the library for THE STAR, does not count.
A lil nagging feeling that i might be conspired to turn into a nerd just cant be suppressed.
Thoughts of me, turning into him is just a weeeeeee bit too hard to swallow.
It's times like this which makes you regret not paying more attention during lectures and spending a lil more time on the books during lecture weeks. Alas, as regretful as you might feel, the orgasmic feeling of having holidays overwhelms it all...
leave you with nothing but an empty urge to hv FUN FUN FUN and moree FUN!!!!
Because you know, it's gonna start ALL OVER AGAIN in 2 months.
I've been dragged.. okay exaggerated, persuaded to go to the library to study for as many as 4 days in the row this week. That beats the total entries i made to the library during all 14 weeks of lecture. Which stood at 0 by the way. Entering the library for THE STAR, does not count.
A lil nagging feeling that i might be conspired to turn into a nerd just cant be suppressed.
Thoughts of me, turning into him is just a weeeeeee bit too hard to swallow.
But then again, doing a lil bit of mugging b4 exams aint nerdy. It's called re-dumping sand into the grave that i've dug out for myself over the past few months. I aint getting out of it but if I dump enough sand, my erected dick might just stand out.
In short, Damage Reduction.
Timetables alright i'll hv to say, it aint a killer like mechanical who'll be sitting for 4 papers in 5 days.
Monday 13-04-09
EUM 112 Mathematics 0900 hours Voll stressig!!!! (Very stressful)
Thursday 16-04-09
EAS 152 Strength of Materials 0900 hours This is a bitch!
Friday 17-04-09
LKM 400 B.M. 1500 hours Need i say more?
Monday 20-04-09
EEU 104 Electrical Technology 1415 hours Getting struck by lightning is easier than this shit.
Wednesday 22-04-09
LAG 100 German Language Lv 1 1415 hours Das ist okay.
Friday 24-04-09
EAS 181 Concrete Technology 1500 hours Even the name bores.
Timetables alright i'll hv to say, it aint a killer like mechanical who'll be sitting for 4 papers in 5 days.
Monday 13-04-09
EUM 112 Mathematics 0900 hours Voll stressig!!!! (Very stressful)
Thursday 16-04-09
EAS 152 Strength of Materials 0900 hours This is a bitch!
Friday 17-04-09
LKM 400 B.M. 1500 hours Need i say more?
Monday 20-04-09
EEU 104 Electrical Technology 1415 hours Getting struck by lightning is easier than this shit.
Wednesday 22-04-09
LAG 100 German Language Lv 1 1415 hours Das ist okay.
Friday 24-04-09
EAS 181 Concrete Technology 1500 hours Even the name bores.
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Sad to say..
I've always had my doubts but i guess he finally laid it to rest.
dannyG- said (9:58 PM):
*wtf
-dannyG- said (9:58 PM):
*u are the gay
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:57 PM):
*k im gay
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:57 PM):
*wanna fuck ?
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*yeaaa
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*why not
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*=)
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:58 PM):
*FUCKKKK MAN
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:59 PM):
*that was just a test
After realising his shit was out in the open, our gay friend tried in vain in a weak attempt to change the conversation topic :
-dannyG- says (9:59 PM):
*i saw this pic on facebook
-dannyG- says (9:59 PM):
*DAMN FUNNY
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:59 PM):
*?
dannyG- said (9:58 PM):
*wtf
-dannyG- said (9:58 PM):
*u are the gay
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:57 PM):
*k im gay
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:57 PM):
*wanna fuck ?
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*yeaaa
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*why not
-dannyG- says (9:58 PM):
*=)
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:58 PM):
*FUCKKKK MAN
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:59 PM):
*that was just a test
After realising his shit was out in the open, our gay friend tried in vain in a weak attempt to change the conversation topic :
-dannyG- says (9:59 PM):
*i saw this pic on facebook
-dannyG- says (9:59 PM):
*DAMN FUNNY
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (9:59 PM):
*?
Sunday, April 05, 2009
Noobs
Remember when i said ABS means Anti Lock Braking System and no1 believed me for you all thought it was AUTOMATIC Braking System?
Plz turn to Sunday Star pg F33.
Plz turn to Sunday Star pg F33.
Saturday, April 04, 2009
BLACKLISTED
He's so lucky that on his 1st day...
....Our glorious country has been blacklisted by the OECD for being a tax haven and hence a scourge to the new banking method.
OECD = Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.
Read Here !!!!
Thats some heavy shit, since being blacklisted means countries would try to avoid doing business with us because THEY'll lose out on Tax Revenue to Us. Now since we aint a big-assed trading partner to anyone or are we close to being considered a vital trade partner to any country so this blacklist MIGHT carry from adverse effect.
But then being a tax haven, corporations wil surely consider doing business with us because they wont have to pay as much tax compared to if they do it elsewhere. Hmmmmmmm........?
All our Glorious Prime Minister of our Glorious country said was: "We should not be in that category as, in practice, we have been committed to OECD requirements," he said in a statement. "
Ughhhh, Yes Mr. Prime Minister. I'm sure your words carry alot of weight, Oh Glorious One.
Alas, im pretty sure the OECD will be obliged to agree. They wouldn't want to be blown to bits now would they?
GPM says Fuck you, you mongolian p*ssies!
....Our glorious country has been blacklisted by the OECD for being a tax haven and hence a scourge to the new banking method.
OECD = Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.
Read Here !!!!
Thats some heavy shit, since being blacklisted means countries would try to avoid doing business with us because THEY'll lose out on Tax Revenue to Us. Now since we aint a big-assed trading partner to anyone or are we close to being considered a vital trade partner to any country so this blacklist MIGHT carry from adverse effect.
But then being a tax haven, corporations wil surely consider doing business with us because they wont have to pay as much tax compared to if they do it elsewhere. Hmmmmmmm........?
All our Glorious Prime Minister of our Glorious country said was: "We should not be in that category as, in practice, we have been committed to OECD requirements," he said in a statement. "
Ughhhh, Yes Mr. Prime Minister. I'm sure your words carry alot of weight, Oh Glorious One.
Alas, im pretty sure the OECD will be obliged to agree. They wouldn't want to be blown to bits now would they?
GPM says Fuck you, you mongolian p*ssies!
GPM = Glorious Prime Minister.
plz no ISA T.T
plz no ISA T.T
Thursday, April 02, 2009
Rain Warriors
After pulling an all-nighter for that dumbassed-lk-2 units-scoring-only A minus-anyway- and sleeping thru the whole day, one's energy level is serious sapped.
Playing RAIN WARRIORS with 2 other guys and 2 girls at 6pm after volleyball was no fun at all. Where and if you need help warring the rain. We will come, with wet t-shirts and undies to your rescue!
Featuring Kok huat as CloudAss, Kit Hock the WindDick, Katherine as StormBeech, Siew Cheng the ThunderBoobs and David as RainWuss.
We cannot call the rain to stop but we can get drenched for you! Dial 1-800-rainwarriors-888 now for assistance! Standard caller charges apply.
Rain, oh why did you lighten before dropping your whole shitload down on us? WHY give us FAKE HOPE??????? Bitch....
But i'm happy now.
FIllet O fish baby.
Yeah, you noobs can drool all you want! Pffft
Playing RAIN WARRIORS with 2 other guys and 2 girls at 6pm after volleyball was no fun at all. Where and if you need help warring the rain. We will come, with wet t-shirts and undies to your rescue!
Featuring Kok huat as CloudAss, Kit Hock the WindDick, Katherine as StormBeech, Siew Cheng the ThunderBoobs and David as RainWuss.
We cannot call the rain to stop but we can get drenched for you! Dial 1-800-rainwarriors-888 now for assistance! Standard caller charges apply.
Rain, oh why did you lighten before dropping your whole shitload down on us? WHY give us FAKE HOPE??????? Bitch....
But i'm happy now.
because i have McD!!
FIllet O fish baby.
Yeah, you noobs can drool all you want! Pffft
Names are wholly made up. I take no responsibilities!!!
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