1st and last!

What's your favourite colour man?


BLACK!


I ain't seeing mist no more!!

Merry X'mas

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight.

I'm Hurrying down the chimney tonight!!

Merry X'mas Everyone!!

It's proportionate.

115278 H904R 2061

I will make you mine!

Zebra Zai

A cruise was scheduled to sail last week from Port Klang to langkawi and then scurry down to Singapore before leaving the lion city heading back to Port Klang.

This is the ship:

Superstar Libra

With work away from the mind, one family decided to take some days off to get away from the hustle and bustle of city life and relax.

Family

With the prospect of going for a short holiday growing, it seems that the patriach and matriach left something out of their plan.

Parents

The younglings were helpless and could only look forward towards having as much relaxation aboard the ship that could be offered.

Just slap me already.

It seems that the family has forgotten their youngest:

Zebra zai!

Do not hold an event just because of the need to hold one, Hold an event because of the want to have a Good one.

Cruise to Langkawi

Will be going on a cruise today, will be heading down to singapore and spend a few hours in that little island then scurry back up to Langkawi.

Buffett every meal. woot! woot!

Hopefully i can get lucky and catch some glimpse of LIMA*

Should be back on Sunday.

Dont drive

If you don't know how to drive a big car, don't buy one! Driving like a woman with one hand on the wheel and one hand holding a mobile phone, you were not only a nuisance, you were a hindrance.

So to all you asses who don't have what it takes to drive a big car; eg an Estima and etc, get a driver to do the driving for you cause you're doing the roads a very big favour but just moving your mouth.

Or if you're desperate to show off your new car, drive a few hundred times around some empty carpark before taking to the real roads.

I AM FINALLY BACK TO WHERE I BELONG!!!!!

Annual Intensive Geomatic Project 2009

The 6 days survey camp that just ended today wasnt as shabby as i expected it would be. Held in Kg Bahru Ayer Tawar, 3 hours bus ride from campus, the feeling of dread just couldn't be surpressed.

Nevertheless once concluded, the 6 days seemed rather short and passed rather too quickly. Maybe it was the not so intensive workload, maybe it was the company that i had.

Gaming till late every night and waking up early to do our field work. This intensive camp wasnt that intensive at all. The food wasn't much but some days it was tasty. Rationing's a bitch though.

We were allocated into 8 per room sharing one toilet and only one damn ceiling fan. It was too hot and humid in the day but was too damn cold in the night that i had to put on my shirt and use my blanket.

Nevertheless, many a good things happened during this camp. Friends got to know each other better and i definitely got to be closer to someone. The Aneneh-ness of things brought laughter to room Balam in an unprecedented scale. Unexpected jokers rose to the occasion to keep boredom to the minimum or non-existant. The presence sau meng kai and fei kai in the room was a major plus point.

May the ever glowing stars bear witness that am officially a noob lover.

Holiday!!!!!

As of right now, i'm on HOLIDAY!!!!! Mwahahahahaha.......



Until 0800 hrs tmrw.

Damn.

I believe that the time is ripe. The end is already very near.

Gefällst mir

Finals are here and my mind is 70% focused. No wait, it's TOMORROW!!!!!! Shit...

03-11 0900 hrs German lvl 2 *High Five* Die
Conclusion : Hopefully my feet are still jutting out from my grave.

04-11 1415 hrs Theory of Structures Failure detected as supports
Conclusion : Complete failure at supports avoided

06/11 0900 hrs Geomatics High misclosure anticipated
Conclusion : Low misclosure, error was distributed.

09/11 0900 hrs Ir. in Society FUNNY
Conclusion : Negotiaions broken down. Lawyer-ed!

12/11 1415 hrs Fluid Mechanics All I'm thinking about is the flowing fun.
Conclusion : I DONT CARE!!! Holidays! Woot Woot!

Zwanzig prozent denke ich uber der Urlaub. Ich will viel mache mit meinen Freund in k.l.. Ich findet der Urlaub ist super! Aber, veilleicht muss ich arbeite bei meinen Eltern fur zur lange. Ich habe keine lust aber ich habe keine auswahl. Ich bin ein gut sohn! Hahaha! Letze zehn prozent habe ich über dich gedacht. Ahhh,Ich muss kontrolle mich! Ich will ein A- bekomme für Deutsche Examen ab! Ich müss!

Möchte ich sagen Viel Gluck zur alles! Good luck!

If this feeling of boredom does not go away soon. I'm really afraid i might do smth crazy and stupid. Prudence plz stop me then!!!

IF

IF.....

IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son! By Rudyard Kipling

Funny guy, all the more hilarious.

Let the Dice Fly High!!

Am actually studying in the library! Hahahaha...

This better be worth my time.

What did carragher say to vidic when vidic got sent off for pulling down kuty in man utd's 0-2 loss to liverpool?

Carragher : Dude, wanna know why you got sent off when i didnt?
Vidic : wtf?
Carragher : Face problem!!!!!

In geomatic extra class

I just found a little something i wrote during one of the geomatic extra classes. I don't know what to think of it, so i figure i'll just share it.

Days were thought to be long,
cretins who have not met the night,
I sit here amidst my thoughts.
oh, why am i sitting here?

Clears skies with a darken moon,
Why back sides are in front of front sides?
The terrain is elevated, the people queer.
With the datum set, the queer measures!

A jack in a box, A level out of box.
Oh my! Oh my! He speaks non-stop.
The mirror reflects, the reflection not mine,
Oh why am i sitting here?

My speech incoherent, my hearing impaired,
It's not in the middle, it should be there!
They tell me, but why i tell me?
I know it's not in the middle, so go get it there!

-The End-

Blue Roses

Roses red and roses white
Plucked I for my love's delight.
She would none of all my posies -
Bade me gather her blue roses.

Half the world I wandered through,
Seeking where such flowers grew;
Half the world unto my quest
Answered me with laugh and jest.

Home I came at wintertide,
But my silly love had died,
Seeking with her latest breath
Roses from the arms of Death.

It may be beyond the grave
She shall find what she would have.
Mine was but an idle quest -

Roses white and red are best.

No longer a myth =)

It's your fault..... lor

Well it isn't her fault. Maybe i should be more kind, gentle, caring and rational.

David Cheer up!
it's your fault for making her insane

T.T

I Hope i will be fine

Yotta!

Ever wanted to be so rich that you cant even count how much money you have?

Just do what this guy did, here

$1.784 Yotta, hilariously ridiculous. And Yotta, is a real word!

International System of Units

Kilo (K) = 3 zeroes

Mega (M) = 6 zeroes

Giga (G) = 9 zeroes

Tera (T) = 12 zeroes

Peta (P) = 15 zeroes

Exa (E) = 18 zeroes

Zetta (Z) = 21 zeroes

Yotta (Y) = 24 zeroes

Source: Chris Budd

I am interested in....

Being overly spontaneous is a liability that i gotta live with. I seriously don't know how all these ideas come to me but they never fail to. I ain't exactly fretting about it since, well i'm rather happy of this liability. It has put me in hot soup a few times but i got lots of fun out of it.

Recently, i was pissed that i was a suspect and got speculated in certain areas. If i wanted to, you people wouldn't stand a chance. Nevertheless, on Monday Night, clem msg-ed telling me to check out ming de's personal msg on skype. It rang smth like this:

"How come david and dai ka jie's pm is the same? Is smth going on btw them... etc etc?

I was bored to my bones that night, hence when another speculation occured, the idea of Fuelling Speculation instantly popped out. I figured it might be fun if i can fool the whole school. AND IT WAS! XD i still cant help laughing about it. Sry....

So me and cheng decided to pull a prank on everyone. We were going to act as though we are already in a relationship but making sure not to be too obvious. We want people to believe that we were underground.

IT worked and it worked like fireworks. Hahaha, everyone was asking anyone they think knew about us and they in turn msg-ed cheng. I was waiting and waiting for people to msg me but WHAT THE HECK, no1 cares about me huh? T.T

Anway, this is my confession and to just laugh at all of you screaming:

"YOU GOT PUNK'D!!!!!"

Me and cheng are good friends and our relationship is plainly platonic. The girl i am interested in, i will go after.

Feel free to speculate if you people havent learnt any thing. =)

Have a good day!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Disclaimer: Whole thing was my idea, You can put the blame on me.

3 in 4 hrs

I just realized, hopefully not too late that i'm having 3 tests in the span of 4 hours tomorrow.

Woots

Circumstances does not permit it.

Bummer..

I feel like ranting a whole essay on the vagaries of mankind but i wont. Sometimes leaving is better than standing there. I'll just shut my pie hole and study for my german test.

If it gets whacked more than it should, i hope you people hold your conscience clean.

Days are getting tough, but with you i am sure i can overcome it all.

=)

My Godsent.

Staying the course might not be as easy as it sounds.

Yada yada...

Oiled Mooncake

I've managed to dispense of all the mooncakes my mom forced me to bring up. All but one which i kept forgetting to bring out to dinner and share.

I think my unlucky stars are increasingly getting shini-er.

It has been weeks sicne it lay on my table for food and hitherto, it has been unmoved. Alas, i noticed that this mooncake has started to excrete oil which from what i heard, its bad.

Drools....

Cheng told me to throw it, clem told me to chill.. teikz was just being slow. So i did what every man would do when in doubt...

call his mom.

Mommy told me to throw it away that instant. In a tone where she means business. My balls arent big enough to go agaisnt her just yet. So i hung up. I finally found the expiry date and redialled home. I told her it expires on the 3rd of Nov and she off-handedly told me to eat it if i want.

03-11-09. Im eating it for sure!

Excuse me queen, you told me one thing and then asked me to do another!!!

So i looked as intently as i possible could for any mould that might hv grown. Finding nthg, i opened the mooncake and offered my roomies.

Looks and smells like mooncake.

Both rejected without a thought. I guess they overhead my conversation.

First bite was like reaching nirvana. It's so delicious! I made some tea. Mooncake + tea plus listening to music cum reading mags. This is the life man!

Green Tea baby!

Until i ate my fifth out of the 8 slices that i started to not feel so good. Hence i decided to send the 3 into the dark abyss of stench and bacteria, never to be seen of smelled again!

I pray i dont fall sick!!! I might need a nurse! ;)

Where's my smurfette???

2 cents

Aint gonna give 2 cents about what people think or gonna say. I'm gonna do what i want to do and if anyone doesnt approve or like it well guess what, i aint asking for your damn approval.

Es ist mir Scheissegal!!

Asmareni gimme back my lunch!!!!!!!

Uh-oh..

The hardest decisions are personal....

..the ability to make them is my pride.

=)

You mean the world to me and i will strive to make you as happy and safe as i possibly can.




So please evade the poop of the birds my precious formals.

Please!

Misunderstandings arisen, will now take a step back from it all.

Redundancy

The meeting has been pushed forward to 1700 hours instead of the said 2000 hours. This is probably due to the fact that they loathed to miss their dinner time or probably because they want to be able to enjoy their dinner without having to rush.

First meetings are a must, solely because it's the first meeting. Nthg is confirmed, and nthg will be confirmed and...

this is just my guess. I'm guessing the date of the fair is not even confirmed yet. So from my pov, 1st meetings are entirely effective only for the people to look at who's in and who's not.

I'm guessing too that on their to-do list later it'll be:
-Speeches from the committee from the o.c. to the heads
-motivation speeeches to encourage active participation
-explanation of departments
-introduction of members
-ice-breaking among departmental members

If my guess is right, you ppl are gonna have loads of fun. Enjoy yourself. =)

But hey, i might be wrong. A friend told me not to be over-confident.

Mid-Autumn

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Congratulation Fancy Tan!

She's Registered!

I would've said married but since her mom don't really

think so until she has 'pai tong',

i cant differ her!

Hahahahaha..

Congratz Fancy Tan!!!

Strength please!

It's recuperation time! Aches from my buttocks to my toes makes it hurt even when i'm just standing. Add to it lethargy and fatigue for the past week, i should be on my bed sleeping away and not waiting for mein Deutschekurs.

I am gonna spam cath's counterpain to get rid of the aches as quickly as possible. Gotta train my shooting tmrw morning!!

Strength be with me!

Nights are very young

It appears that i have lost the ability to go to sleep early. Lying on the bed at 1 am with the hope of getting a good night rest turns out to be a futile attempt.

Tossing and turning, the clock ticks away and it was suddenly 3 am. Only the exhaustion manages to finally lull me to slumber.

I guess i'm not used to sleeping early anymore. XD

Gotta be cruel in order to be nice.

Yes i am that stupid.

Solidarity

Our world is getting more and more fucked up as time flies. There's just no other way to put it. Recent Natural Calamities around the pacific rim has caused a death toll upwards of 1.5k lives.

Are lives of fellow humans that fragile and worthless?

A tsunami near Samoa killed hundreds but i found one good news. A 2 year old baby boy survived the ordeal. And henceforth was named Tsunami by his parents.

Typhoon what's-her-name (it's always a girls name, i don't know why!) is ravishing Philippines and as we all know an earthquake off Padang took upwards of 1k lives. We got lucky a tsunami wasn't generated from that quake of 7.6 magnitude.

In times of need, mankind needs to show some solidarity and come to the aid of others and not only to sit in their comfort of their offices pledging help.

For those who have the means, please contribute to the Cimb-The Start Padang Relief Fund. Your dollar might just save a life.
For those who don't, a simple prayer to God will suffice. May God be with those in need giving them strength and hope to carry on.

God Bless Us All.

A+ now, what's next?

It's funny how our government is pushing for higher performance on one side yet has suddenly introduced a new grade of A+ to the SPM examination.

They said it was to acknowledge really good students hence the new benchmark. If they had given some thought to it at all, a new grade of A+ is totally redundant but in respect to us malaysians, it totally lives up to our culture.

A better sure fire to way to detect and acknowledge good students is not to create a new benchmark but simply to just modify the graph and to increase the marks required to achieve the grades.

But they cant do this, we have our 'face' to save.... kan? We can't simply increase the passing grade as this would create a huge jump in failures and we Malaysians cannot be shown in the dim light of being branded dumb!

In order to maintain an adequate passing percentage while being able to detect high achievers, we create new benchmarks. Maybe the decision is not that flawed after all.

30 years down the road my son's gonna come back and proudly show off his report card showing me A++.

God Bless Us all.

In hand or bush?

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. =)

If only you might understand.

OVER-Rated Habanero Wings!

We were all hyped up and ready to go, okay fine it was most probably just me. Damn it!

They boasts to be the best in the country, with a tinge of arrogance. I just had to die trying or prove them unworthy. Even the name sounds hot, Habanero Hot Wings.

We had a choice of spicy spicy, normal spicy, or smth and also Killer Spicy. Expecting to have a blardy good laugh seeing all these wankers crying in their seats screaming for mummy i ordered the Killer Spicy.

Woooooooohhhhhhh.

Expectations were sky high. It sounded spicy, it feels spicy, it smells spicy...

it also looks damn spicy.

IT WAS ANYTHING BUT!!

Habanero chilli is s'posed to be the third hottest chilli in the world. It should be demoted to maybe around 50. It did not live up to its name, it did not provide a spicy-nuf taste and it damn rite didnt make any wankers cry screaming for mummy!!!

OVER-RATED

Arghh!

Today is as bad as it can get,

scored 24 out of 40 for my 1st german test. That's b- territory. Arghhhh... Screwed up immensely this time. FML!!!!

Beware!!!!

Achtung! GENTLEMEN beware!! There has been a rogue car bearing the number plate JES 2257 who specializes in kidnapping good-looking guys and subjecting them to torment and suffering lurking about Parit Buntar.

It appears to be a 2 member gang, one's an Auntie whom children do not even want to get close to and the other appears to a bad-looking Noob whom waiters do not even want to serve.

AHHHHHHHHHH !!!

They seem to bring whole new meanings to killer looks. Please beware!

After kidnapping their prey, they will entice them to eat. Most probably to fatten them up so as they themselves might look better. With unpredictable temperament as might be expected, these 2 creatures tend to make their JES go hot and if left unattended to overheat.

Their prey are required to take care of both auntie and bad-looking noob and to satisfy them as best as they could. Also subjected is the work of cooling JES down as to enable her to move.

i think those 2 are very sadistic and evil beings. They would purposely heat JES up and then forcing their prey to cool her down. By what ever means necessary. I'll leave it to your imagination.

Furthermore, they 2 creatures plus JES seems to be unable to function without water. It's as though they are fishes out of water or one noob-looking mer-maid and the other a mer-auntie. I will leave JES of out this that stupid water tank.

Hot?.

They are also know to lengthen travel times by at least twice the norm. This is probably due to their sadistic nature. Longer delay means more time for torture. It might also be their thirst.

IF you could take a look at them without getting hurt, you will begin to wonder where all the water consumed goes. Then you take a look at their body and you understand. Fully.

Nevertheless, after all the torture and delay. The victims arrived at their destination. Sane or otherwise is still unknown. But they are in one piece.

Gentlemen plz be careful and to you ladies who have a man, take good care of him. He is in gross danger of being kidnapped if he is good-looking.

I guess that's very good news for most of you guys in Parit Buntar. I believe you are very very safe indeed. ;)

P.s: Pictures of the suspects will be uploaded when i get them. Till then, be careful.

You're so 2000 and late...

In Celebration of Arthur Guinness 250th anniversary, i'll be joining thousands of people at Sunway Surf Beach to party to the Black Eye Peas!!

Schwarz Augen Erbse!!!!

I gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good good night!!!

Thank you liks for getting me such a bday gift. ;)

P.s. : Extorted

Let's get it started it in here!!!

It seems to be a perfect match. Just too bad i dont really believe in those.

Steven Corner knew!

Gotta say a word of thanx to Steven Corner for giving me an early birthday present.

T.T

I didn't even knew you knew.

Though just RM 17 but Thank You anyways!

HAhahahahaha..

Indon looking

I am looking like an Indon illegal immigrant who just swam from kalimantan's bosom to the klang valley!!

Perhentian was loads of fun. Will update when i get those pics.

Am back to bring some life to kl.... at least for a few days before i need to be hauled back to campus.

Cheers!!!

Excitation

The rain teramat potong stim.

Will be heading to Perhentian for a 2 nite stay tmrw nite. Woots...

I'm not as excited as i was about langkawi. -_____-

once a week..

how to make it work? hmm...

Maserati GranCabrio

I present to you,

The Maserati GranCabrio

Drooling is greatly encouraged.

Guess who's in the House??

Pak Lah is in the House!!

Apparently he's receiving a PhD from us...




... for hiking the fuel prices.

Among the guest of Honour(s) are the Sultan or Kedah and Raja of Perlis -i heard-.

Now i was wondering why a holy man is receiving a PhD in an Engineering campus. Then it hit me, receiving a scroll is really just receiving a scroll. One can receive a scroll here yet not get a degree from here.

Thank God he's not on the same level as me.

Else that would be some kind of calling.

Disclaimer : Not responsible for any insulted hearts or any for any future political manipulations. If you dont like it, dont read it and leave it alone. Have a nice day. =)

Puke and regrets awaits

How hard is sorry?

Today i will reach into your family values.

How hard is it for you to say sorry to your family especially your parents?

Sorry mom, i got a girlfriend. =(

Now now, don't go around guessing what happened to me because nothing did, this thought just came to me and i figured i'll ask my friends.

If you say it's easy without a giving a second to think, you are either a god sent kid from Heaven or you had never done anything wrong before or you're just lying to yourself.

I myself find it quite hard to say sorry. It may be the ego or something but nevertheless i'll always swallow it and say i'm sorry. IF i did smth stupid.

But with me being such a good boy, there isnt that many chance for me to say that.

I'm a Godsent.

Happy Bday and Merdeka!

Happy 20th Birthday

Yuan

From the other 10 of us.

Some whom have wished you

in person

and those who could not.

***

HAPPY MERDEKA PEOPLE!!!!!

-______________________________________________-

Epic Fail.

Give me HOPE!

I was like, who the fuck is he to dictate what i can do?

Then i remembered why..

But still....

Bollocks!!!

Kencing Syaitan

The infamous Kencing Syaitan is at it's best again. It has brought much joy and happiness yet also pain and distress.

Now one of our citizens will be caned 6 times in public for drinking satan's pee. Where she drank it from, it's pretty obvious. Where else can satan's pee beget?

It is a tragic story of how arcane the rules are and how we seem to be not progressing at all.

It this has piqued your interest, read about it Here

Moving ads in paperback

We will soon be watching advertisements from magazines. No more moving pictures on tv screens only. Say hello to paperbacks.

No, it isn't a special magazine but looks just like any other paper magazine. Advertisers are going ballistics over this new tech which is akin to reaching nirvana for any advertisement junkie.

Read about it Here.

Now we can all watch girls in wet t-shirts jumping around while telling our friends that we're reading a magazine.

=)

Kraeftig!!

Temperamental

Ever wondered why they call her Mother nature?

The sky is so clear and the sun shining so bright. Turn your head around and it suddenly starts to rain.

Unpredictable temperament. Just like the female.

-God Bless Us All-

I'll be Flying!

"Cheap doesnt mean you must go! Cheap doesnt mean you must go!"

A few hours later, i was doomed to be a hypocritical bastard.

Fares so damn cheap, you MUST go! Or you're a jackass! Even if a thick fog clouds your eyes and you dont know what is installed for you in the future, you just have to believe and fly!

If i hv a choice, i wont.

Seriously, everyone can fly! Airasia promotion drags the fare so low, they'll break you backs. Literally!

With only 12 hours on our hands. We had to find legs and decide if and where we want to go. In 12 hours, we got everything done.

I feel so like the flash.

Lightning speed...

More Haste, Less Speed!!

Rock On!

Hardworking is written on my forehead

New Tables!

I just got back from my workout and was expecting to see those green colour structures still lying outside my room. I wasn't very impressed with the speed at which they were changing the room's tables.

Yes people, I have a change of tables! Out with those old rusty tables and in with the new!

As i took a step into my room,

TA DA !!!!

I was shocked.

When did my room become so spacious?

It took my another second to realise i got a good spot for my bed.

I feel the wind as we speak.

It's in the middle, almost directly under the fan. No more itchy balls and sweaty arm pits! No more tossing and turning and swearing in the middle of the night. Now where's my air conditioning?

The new green tables are a tad bigger than the old ones but it's lacking a couple of drawers that are very handy at times. I gotta hide my secret stash somewhere right? Nevertheless it comes with half a white board and it other half to pin up things.

Maybe pin up models.

Wait for it...

It almost made my stolen i mean borrrowed. It almost made my borrowed table redundant before i found a use for it.

I think my roommates will love me more from now on.

=)

I know! Rocky rocks!

To you losers without new tables, please live you remaining lives in utter jealousy. I will try to rub salt onto your wound as often as possible.

At the very moment when i needed her, she backed out of me at the last minute.

Damn laptop has stage fright!

To the gang

Frontera's Chilli Wings.

Jom???

Guys, we gonna try that KILLER wings.

It sounds so very delicious.

36.7 celcius

I measured 36.7 degrees celcius today!

Yes, they took my temperature but from the looks of it, it's more like voluntary than compulsory.

Hmmm...

Swines at work!

The day they decided to close off the campus, i had a total of 5 hours of sleep. Speculation had been running high the night before and we were all expecting it to happen.

I just didnt expect it to happen so damn early in the morning. At 0630 hours my roommate burst through the door informing that the campus will be closed. Everyone will need to be our of campus before nightfall undergoing temperature checks before leaving. Text msg-es came in bringing the same news. It had got to be true.

At 0730, I went to the cafe to get our temperature checked. So what did i do between 0630 and 0730 hrs? Jumping in and out of sleep accompanied with curses every now and then.

To begin with, they quarantined an entire floor of one wing at my block. My block has 3 wings. Showing off their eternal lacking of brains and their ineptitude, they quarantined the wing in the Middle! Is it not intellectually smarter to cordon off a wing at the side? Why didn't they use the Health Unit which is secluded and far away?

Why would they even need to quarantine an entire floor? Didn't the Campus Director announce that we had zero cases yet? Which was the reason they are closing the campus.

but wait for it...

Postgraduates can stay. I seriously didn't know that higher academic qualifications makes you immune to diseases. Especially this highly overrated flu.

Yes, i'm saying you don't have to be overly concerned of H1N1 because it's highly overrated. Its just like another flu. And for those running the university, you dont even need to see a doctor when you have a runny nose, you're already a swine for goodness sake!

Fear grips our hearts when we do not fully understand something. For instance, before the vaccine for swine flu was in production, a doctor's presciption for a person infected with H1N1 is home quarantine for 7 days. Maybe some antibiotics but no specific medication.

Now if it was that serious and life threatening wouldn't a doctor prescribe something more potent or even get you admitted?

People who are high risk are those young children and elderly. For healthy 20 year olds like us University students, we are almost risk averse. Flu is transmitted when you sneeze or cough when there's people close to you. Swine flu is transmitted by the same method but it gets transmitted easier. That said however, why are we suddenly so worked up when before, we cough and sneeze freely or sometimes maybe even on purpose at our friends?

Does the word swine in front make a flu any more potent? How bout if i say i'm down with elephant flu? Being the largest mammal on earth gotta mean smth big rite?

Like i said, fear spreads when we dont understand. Without even attempting to explain what swine flu is, i think the admin expected us to know. Probably from the mainstream media or the internet. But ohhhh, connections so quick , you couldn't even sign in to MSN Messenger!

Coming back, they announced that check-ups will begin at 0730. Without predicting or even assuming that we all have a malaysian in each of us and that we are actually rather kiasu in nature, the check-ups will be done at lembaran cafe. All 1500-2000 of us queing up for our check up to be declared safe to exit the campus.

Now, check ups are necessary. The Uni admin doesn't know if any of us is carrying the swine but they think some of us might. So they came up with this grand idea of running a compulsory temperature check on all the students.

So at 0730 hours, you get around 800 students- after deducting people who stayed in bed and post grads who have nthg to worry since they are immune to it- in the cafe waiting to be checked. All 800 under one roof with suspects mingling amongst us.

I have to admit that i was also one of the kiasu ones and i went to the cafe at 0730 to be declared safe only to find it PACKED!

How prudent is it to gather so many people at one area with a disease that can be transmitted easily? How sensible was the decision? Was the possibility that so many would gather at the same time even came up when they were deciding?

Is the decision to close the campus, forcing us to return to our hometown or go away to some place wise? Anand who's a 3rd year medicine student asked me why the heck i'm back? He said what i was thinking the whole time. We should be quarantine within campus instead of being allowed to go away!!

What the Uni should have done if they were being serious in tackling this problem was to close the campus and quarantine us WITHIN campus instead.

I am in a mind that i have a higher risk of getting infected with the disease in KL than i'll be if i was in campus. Temperatures of students should be checked but in phases say, going by Blocks and Wings of blocks or maybe even by schools. Never should they gather all together as it will only increase the chance of exacerbating things.

Students who are suspected should be quarantined but not in the middle wing of a block but in the Health Unit which is secluded! Man, how the the heck they get that smart idea of doing that? Fucking swines.

Now, when i get back to Uni. Will i be scanned or will i pass through the university gates as though nothing has even occurred? They are so afraid of getting bad publicity that they send us all out of campus. They better be scanning my temperature when i get back to make sure i dont bring along the disease with me.

I am severely questioning their ability and their seriousness in handling this overrated Swine Flu scare. If i do not get scanned tmrw when i reach campus, it will confirm my suspicion that the events unfolded in the past week is nothing but a scam and to rid themselves of any bad publicity!

Swines are at work my friends and they are running our University. Now what happens when cases are reported after all of us are back? Are those swines going to close the campus yet again?

Damn swines, they never really think things through. All they do is eat, eat, eat and eat.

Hiking Up Bkt Bendera

Bkt Bendera has long been overdue.

We went to Bkt Bendera last Sunday to stretch our legs and take in some clean air. Instead of taking the cable car up like other pansys do, we opted to hike up instead.

It was a 3 hour hike with 1 and a half hours mountain trail and the other half hell... i mean paved roads.

Mountain Trail.

We left campus at 0600 wanting to beat the traffic and the scorching sun rays. Everyone was psyched up and ready to go. The only thing left was breakfast.

Breakfast was a let down, it wasn't tasty nor even up to par. But then again, we were at Tanjung Bungah. A place i reckon to be the beginning of the tourist area.

We began our journey at 0830 from the foot of the hill, trekking up what seems to me to be spectacularly easy. This was nthg when compared to Bkt Tabor. It was tiring nonetheless.

We started off with ten, only one came out alive..... Sry, lame attempt.

The guys : Kit hock, me, Cj, Clement, Teikz, Wei bing,( Soon young mia)
Girls : Catherine, Siew Cheng, Yie Sue

5 minutes in and everyone was still psyched and started to camwhore.

Piece of cake.

15 mins in and we were still going strong.

Easy as 1, 2,3.

The trail was picking up after 45 mins and the strain on the legs was beginning to make their presence known to some of us. Nonetheless with that crazy fit ass Soon Young at the front, we just had to keep going to catch up.

Are we there yet?

I brought up the rear to prevent any slackers. And obviously to allow myself to slack off sometimes too. It's the prerogative.

An hour in and the photos began to stop coming in. The camera bearer was well, busy with other things. ;)

After an hour and a half of relatively uneventful trek, we finally reached the rest house that marks the beginning of the paved roads where we began our trail of hell. We took a pit stop at the rest house, eating some breads and drinking mountain water for free. But a donation is very much appreciated. =)'

Please get me off!!!!

We refilled our empty bottles and gave our muscles much needed rest to prepare for the trek

Lousy.

that would eventually win me four (4) teh-o-ais limau. To you losers, i'm still waiting for it!

Since kit hock told us with so much confidence that the naked uncle working there definitely wanted some money or *ahem* token of appreciation. We began scavenging for money. After finally finding 50 cents or so, i rather smartly threw it into an empty canister which i took to be the donation box.

It was not.

Now, picture this. You're in the middle of nowhere with a naked uncle sitting on a bench nearby and you just did smth stupid. What do you do?

Rrrrrrrrrrr !!!!

3 words registered in my head and it all sounded like RUN! RUN! RUN!

You could see the uncle with his hands in the... tea pot -.- collecting the 50 cents.

Look what i found! 50 cents!!!!!!

The road up was not be to taken lightly. It measured a 30 degrees ascend. It looked more like 45 to us.

It reads 30. My balls were swinging at 45.

There were a total of 4 pictures taken whilst conquering this 1 and a half hour ascend. It was tiring. So much so that once again i have to state, i won 4 teh-o-ais limau on it.

Does it look like 30? Look at them dying. ;)

The first thing i saw on reaching the top was an Indian temple. How potong stim that was. Damn you indians!! The next was a sign leading towards a surau. Damn you chinese, stop thinking about making money and start building some temples where you dont need em!

The seven guys.

There was actually nothing much to explore at the top.

Get your hands off my canon!

Except my humongus canon.

It was windy, yes, but the scorching sun rays all but negates the cooling effect.

I don't know what's up with the V. Does it make you look better? *vomits*


The guys. Again.

We decided to grab a drink and rest. The only thing i found worthy of the hike up was the orange juice that's 70% sugar water at the end of it.

Got juice?

No, it was the view. The view of the whole city of the Penang plus the bridge. Hazy and definitely no what i'll call beautiful but i have to find smth worthy!!

2 jackasses looking the Haze.

Some wanted to take the cable car down but thats way out of the way. We would be on the other side of the hill with our cars on the other.

I cried because....

...I was in the mind that we descend the way we ascend. We walk! We gotta balance up the muscle usage people!

I'm wasnt scratching my humungus canon! Honest!

So after a concensus and reasoning that we would end up too far from our cars if we took the cable, we began our descend.

Somehow, the descend always feels faster. It always does!

By forming trains and marching bands, we were at the botanical gardens in no time!

They say it makes it easier to descend. I say bollocks!

They make me wonder why i have friends like these! Hahahaha

4 of us guys, Soon Young, Clement, Teikz and myself took our time enjoying the hydrotherapy of the man made waterfall while the other 6 used the toilet without showers.

Boy was that waterfall relaxing. Our muscles dont ache one bit and it didnt feel like we just made a 6 hour trek up and down Bkt Bendera.

It's was around 4 when we left the waterfalls. We took our delayed lunch and headed back to campus for a good sleep at night.

Let's race!

Michael Schumacher will be rubbing shoulders with Lewis Hamilton on the grids for the European Grand prix in 3 weeks time.

7 Times world champion? You're my hero man.

He will be replacing Massa for as long as he's still unfit for racing.

That's gonna be a race to look forward to.

and..

The Taking Of Pelham 123,

Awesome show. Good acting by Denzel washington and crazy antics by Travolta. Not to be missed!!

USM CLOSED

USM is officially closed for A week.

And the Pengarah Kampus got caught lying by saying there isn't any cases of H1N1.

We had 8 and 20 suspected.

You're burned.

Swine plz stay away!

There has been sufficient rumours spreading about the spread of AH1N1 (Swine Flu) cases around campus.

There is apparently 10 suspected cases and hostels are performing health checks on students. Although my hostel hasnt conducted any yet eventhough Lembaran has done it yesterday.

It's believe that UUM has already been closed and the most recent was the closure of UNIMAP. Our Pharmacy faculty has also been closed for a week hence those losers will have to forego their mid-sem break.

Will USM Engineering campus be next?

Will we all turn into pigs?

Oink! Oink!

I dont wanna miss my mid-sem break! Damn it! I've already bought my...... eh, i didnt buy any bus tickets. But i digress, that's not the point! I just dont want to miss my mid-sem break just because some idiot has a runny nose and is hot headed.

It's just a flu by the way to all you wankers our there who are fretting. Just get a jab and you're almost immune to it.

But then again, the thought of some turning into pigs they already are is rather enticing indeed. Maybe we might witness some efficiency around this place.

God bless the swine!