Anymore drinking in the next few days and i wont hv a working liver

Kay Elle

Have you guys ever seen those profiles where people hype-up their details and so forth?

For instance:

Example 1: Kay Elle

Example 2: muh-lay-shear


I know there are lots of idiots around and even more idiots in the online community but come on man.

Is that your version of pimp-my-profile?

Screw the fucking hell off! It aint funny and if you're trying to look cool, YOU AIN'T! But you do look like an ignorant asshole who didnt have much of an education. Which i think is about rite.

And if you do get hits on your profile, believe me, it aint because of your 'cool-ed' or 'hyped' 'kay-elle' or whatever you idiots manage to come up with these days. It's prolly because of your photoshop-ed picture to make you look fairer, more good-looking and for the girls to make ur boobs bigger than that airport you own.

How attractive are you when you can't even spell KUALA LUMPUR correctly or is intelligent enough to simply put it as K.L. ?? You aint scoring points man, you aint scoring any points.

Kay elle... Way to go!

2 hippos and 2 pigs...... on a court

Malaysia just wont herself a silver medal in the women's doubles category of the Chinese Open tourney. The pair of wong pei ty and chin smth smth gave a good fight b4 going down in straight sets. Heck they could even win it if they had a little more luck on their side.

But as things goes, luck usually dislikes being around fat people. Mind my bluntness.

As i watched the game unfolding before me, i saw 2 hippos running around the court and played with skill. They were against 2 pigs who had skills too. Now seeing 2 hippos + 2 pigs on so small a court isnt very pleasing but curiosity is a damn thing. How can those 4 fat things be so agile? Kudo's to the malaysian pair for being fatter, but still is as agile. HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN?

Being athletes means you're suppose to be fit which means u dont hv much excess fat which means ur body should be lean..... RIGHT?? unless you're a sumo, big is beautiful!

I dont mean to say that you hv to be thin but damn it, u cant hv 3 layers on your body man. Are you competing to be human 'sam chang yuk'?

But boy of boy can those hippos run around the court. The court is small but them being able to move about quickly to return the cocks... i mean shuttlecocks is no small feat. Which makes me wonder, how these 2 fat bitches can play so well and run around the court with so much fat hanging?

unless....... those fats are actually hidden oxygen tanks T.T. They might even make me eat their dust in running. Or their excess fat.

Hippo 1 : EAT! Eat it all up and make me look less like a hippo and more like a pig! EAT!
Hippo 2: No, no.. take me! Take me!

Thats not very pleasant.

Im suddenly feeling rather bad for talking bout fat ppl so i shall stop before i insult anymore. May god strike the next fat girl i see as punishment. T.T

Silence

安静An jing
Composer: Jay Chou (周杰倫) (周杰伦)
Lyricist: Jay Chou (周杰倫) (周杰伦)



*只剩下钢琴陪我谈了一天
zhi sheng xia gang qin pei wo tan le yi tian
睡着的大提琴
shui zhao de da ti qin
安静的旧旧的
an jing de jiu jiu de

我想你已表现的非常明白
wo xiang ni yi biao xian de fei chang ming bai
我懂我也知道
wo dong wo ye zhi dao
你没有舍不得
ni mei you she bu de

你说你也会难过我不相信
ni shuo ni ye hui nan guo wo bu xiang xin
牵着你陪着我
qian zhe ni pei zhe wo
也只是曾经
ye zhi shi ceng jing
希望他是真的比我还要爱你
xi wang ta shi zhen de bi wo hai yao ai ni
我才会逼自己离开
wo cai hui bi zi ji li kai*

#
你要我说多难堪
ni yao wo shuo duo nan kan
我根本不想分开
wo gen ben bu xiang fen kai
为什麽还要我用微笑来带过
wei shen me hai yao wo yong wei xiao lai dai guo
我没有这种天份
wo mei you zhe zhong tian fen
包容你也接受他
bao rong ni ye jie shou ta
不用担心的太多
bu yong dan xin de tai duo
我会一直好好过
wo hui yi zhi hao hao guo

你已经远远离开
ni yi jing yuan yuan li kai
我也会慢慢走开
wo ye hui man man zou kai
为什麽我连分开都迁就着你
wei shen me wo lian fen kai dou qian jiu zhu ni
我真的没有天份
wo zhen de mei you tian fen
安静的没这麽快
an jing de mei zhe me kuai
我会学着放弃你
wo hui xue zhe fang qi ni
是因为我太爱你
shi yin wei wo tai ai ni.#

Repeat *##

EXAMS

03/11 EUM 111- Maths ----------->Status : Akin to getting screwed by a girl with a longer pole

05/11 EBS 101 - Geology----------> Status : Rocks are hard!!

10/11 EBB 113 - Materials---------> Status : Completed

17/11 EMM 101 - Mechanics-------> Status : Statically indeterminate, dynamically immobile

Maths
Maths was a disappointment. I forgot the ricatti equation and smth kept screaming and shouting within me calling myself stupid. And i just found out why, i did that very same question before. Also lost many marks for other questions. Disappointing.

Geology
It's just screwed up!

Materials
Found out i made mistakes directly after exiting the exam hall. Thank You Very Nice.

Mechanics
Fucked it up somehow, but i dont fucking care. Exam's OVER!!!

Yap Wooi Hong will make his apology

Good plan? Bad plan?

This is kinda long.......

APEX eh?

Hundred of millions of ringgit promised; to bring significant improvement and the ability to deliver top-notch graduates to feed the market. Now the ball's on our court! How would we play it?

When i talk to people, they usually ask what's the meaning of APEX and what does it mean?

Look at me, do i look like i care? Really, do i look like i give 2 cents bout that?

Because i think that unless the administration becomes more efficient, i'll either be gone or be in my 3rd year before i can see how they make use of the money. I hope for my sake they grow efficient.

It's like giving a man who's been poor all his life a huge sum of money and say SPEND LIKE A B*TCH! He'll be dumbfounded and he wouldnt know what to do with it. He'll prolly dig a hole in his garden and bury the money. Saving it for a rainy day he says!

Nevertheless, we all hope and pretend to believe that the promised money will be used wisely and quickly. Hopefully they'll hire better lecturers who can at least speak fluent english. But then again, half of the class would require additional english lessons so.......

Recently, i read in The Star, one of the public columns where ppl write in their opinions. There was this article bout how the choice of the uni for APEX was flawed. Now this got my attention as, well... not because im studying here or anything but because im just a nosy-a** with too much an opinion.

This guy was saying how the selection process was/is flawed from the results of the TIMES higher education ranking for uni. Both UM and UKM (both losers) improved on their rankings whilst USM (the winner) dropped like a brick from a plane. Up to 2005, the exams papers were still in Malay only. I know we should be proud of our national language but unless you fuckers can provide work for all us here in malaysia, we must better our english proficiency.

Well, i just want to say that the ranking was conducted before i got here. Now that im here, it's gonna improve..... by much. ;)

Okay, back to that, I aint surprised actually. In fact, i kinda expected it. USM is split into 3 campuses with it's main in Penang Island, Engineering campus in Seberang Prai and a Health campus. Everything is split 3 ways: Money, focus and manpower. Furthermore, it's not like the student count is too large that they all couldnt fit into one place. Alas, there is one key factor thought: Land Area. Because USM is so damn poor before this,(they still are actually -__-, money hasnt arrive) they cant afford to buy land to fit all 3 campuses in one location.

Since the 'MAIN' campus is at Penang Island, it is natural for it to get the lions share. It's like having 3 wives and they all want to hv sex tonight. Whom do you please?

Well, of coz you gotta please your 1st wife! You gotta have her consent if you are ever gonna get a 4th!

and i digress.....

Anyway, that guy was saying how, the selection should be re-thinked(re-thought?) to follow the rankings. Which is to say, he think's USM is good-for-nthg and UM should be selected. He even went as far to say UKM would be a wiser choice. Oh, and he said he's not an UM alumni.

All i wanted to do was to scream in his face and smack him. OH wait, before i continue further, there was also a forum with a few chancellors or vice-chancellors and they all think the selection was flawed too.

Now now, being Chancellors and VC's means they're prolly pretty smart or good at their job rite?

True...

but that doesnt mean they're not sore losers.

The selection for the APEX uni was made solely based on a plan. And i know this isnt the best way for an assessment but since it's done that way, it cant be helped.

USM's plan was a 'Sustainable development for a better tomorrow' or something along those lines. Keyword: SUSTAINABILITY.

Im actually impressed by these people as they came up with an idea at a time when the whole world is thinking bout it. Now i do not know what was UM's plan but i guess it's smth that sounds : 'Quality Education to feed the working market'. =S=S=S=S=S

Now let's bout this for a minute, if the assessment was based on a plan, then how come UM, who is renown as the Best Uni in Malaysia lost to USM which serves bad-tasting food in its cafe?

Penguin 1 : Im bored, let's do smth!
Penguin 2 : Let's do this!!!

'CAUSE THEIR PLAN SUCKED! THATS WHY!!

You people cant even produce a good plan to convince the government you're worth investing in, how can you still be grouching over losing? UM might have good records to show, but they couldnt even produce a good plan! How good are they? Really, how good is someone who cant even plan?

Okay, you might scream "It's just A PLAN right? Based on previous records, we should be..." bla bla bla bla.......

Now, take a step back and think this through. Let's say you have RM1000 and you would like to invest. You have 2 choices:

a) You know he's good but he told you he doesnt know what to do with it.

b) He's untested and you dont know his qualities but he shows you a good plan.

Which would you go for?

Choice (a) signifies UM which has good records but produced a crappy plan which is akin to not having a plan at all.

Choice (b) is USM which i hv to admit isnt good at all before this but had a solid plan which is executable.

I am guessing that the only reason USM was chosen is because UM could not convince the government that they could achieve the target of being a world class uni so the government went with choice (b) whom they deem a SAFER bet.

You dug your own shit hole!

USM didnt win it. UM lost it!

President Barack Obama

We now have the United States of America's 44th President: Barack Obama

Smile for the camera u indon..

The first black president for the united states! Nice....... now what does this mean for the rest of the world?

The election was done in about as little as 5 hours. Talk about efficiency. I wonder if there were all blackouts or phantom voters? Oh wait, they held theirs in the morning.

Hmmm, then why do we count our ballots till late at night?

Good luck asshole

So after a long break, Mr Danny G has finally got his confirmation and will be heading back to 'new castle'. A cloud of uncertainty surrounds him he says and who can blame him? Were we all not surrounded by that same cloud when we left home for some place foreign? Some place faraway?

I dont expect those who didnt leave home to be able to comprehend this however.

But to all of us who's close to him, some closer.. some not we all truly think that this is the best course for him. We support him and we encourage him and we beguile him into believing that this is the best choice for him. And we believe that, from our pov.

And with all due respect, that is my believe as well. It is in my honest opinion that he is way better off studying piloting -which many other assholes could only dream of getting into- than wasting his time doing smth less productive.

We are all in a race against time and the more time he waste thinking or lingering on will exponentially affect his future.

*I would like to interrupt this to give a short word of thanks to eff-ing maths for making me use math terms in my blog.. exponentially. Fuck you maths and my Plato eat your formulas*

Oh, Danny, DONT FUCK IT UP THIS TIME! The ability to adapt is instrumental in getting past the initial dread and the feeling of missing home or.... One can either hope for the environment to change for the better or he can change himself to complement the environment no matter how screwed up things are.

Good luck in kota bharu and rest assured that we, your brothers, your friends, will always be behind you giving you full ass support. God bless and...

Holding up that ass.......

make sure u dont fuck up or we'll fuck u up =).