Friday, October 31, 2008
Red Alert!
Like a coal-powered train running without coal.
I am Losing Steam or rather, i hv already lost it. DAMN IT!!!
I am Losing Steam or rather, i hv already lost it. DAMN IT!!!
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Happy Deepavali
During this time of the year, i would be rather busy. Me and my brothers actually. We'll drive from one house to another filling out our stomachs till we feel like puking yet we'll still shove in more.
Well, it's rude to refuse someone's offer especially when that someone is your friends mom who's cooking is OH SO DELICIOUS. We boys naturally cant help ourselves!
I think there was a yr where we created some kind of a record eh? Eating at 3 places in the span of 3 to 4 hours? And there's no such thing is eating only a bit/little/minimal amount! I dont rmbr the sequence but we went to anand's, vivek's and logann's i think? and everytime we step inside, we are expected.... no REQUIRED to eat!!!
But this year.. Damn it. Im stuck in penang! Im gonna miss out on all the curry and rendang with nasi briani and all the yummy dishes. Piss off man! Why do i hv to suffer like this?
Anyways, im here wishing all indians and non-alike but who celebrate anyway ( by eating or...)
Well, it's rude to refuse someone's offer especially when that someone is your friends mom who's cooking is OH SO DELICIOUS. We boys naturally cant help ourselves!
I think there was a yr where we created some kind of a record eh? Eating at 3 places in the span of 3 to 4 hours? And there's no such thing is eating only a bit/little/minimal amount! I dont rmbr the sequence but we went to anand's, vivek's and logann's i think? and everytime we step inside, we are expected.... no REQUIRED to eat!!!
But this year.. Damn it. Im stuck in penang! Im gonna miss out on all the curry and rendang with nasi briani and all the yummy dishes. Piss off man! Why do i hv to suffer like this?
Anyways, im here wishing all indians and non-alike but who celebrate anyway ( by eating or...)
A Happy Diwali
~Festival of Lights!~
~Festival of Lights!~
I think deepavali's colour is green, or was it gold? i dont rmbr. Damn
Open your eyes!
The next few weeks would be rather pressuring. It wont be hectic nor very busy but it'll be pressuring for sure.
Why?
EXAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well all hate it, some love it but we all hv to sit for it no matter how hard we try to escape or disappear or maybe fall sick during that time.
Nevertheless, before we can sit for the exam, we are required to print out our exam slip. It's as though u're ONLY a member of this uni when u HAVE a exam slip. But then again, we wouldnt want some cafe aunty or uncle sitting for exams and pulling the grades down even further.
No wait... that would actually be a good idea! The curve's gonna shift to the left and more ppl will score A's.
But then again... even with the graph shifted, it's not like i'll get any part of it anyway.
Alas, no matter how sucky i maybe, i at least know how to spell
Looky at bottom left!
Why?
EXAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well all hate it, some love it but we all hv to sit for it no matter how hard we try to escape or disappear or maybe fall sick during that time.
Nevertheless, before we can sit for the exam, we are required to print out our exam slip. It's as though u're ONLY a member of this uni when u HAVE a exam slip. But then again, we wouldnt want some cafe aunty or uncle sitting for exams and pulling the grades down even further.
No wait... that would actually be a good idea! The curve's gonna shift to the left and more ppl will score A's.
But then again... even with the graph shifted, it's not like i'll get any part of it anyway.
Alas, no matter how sucky i maybe, i at least know how to spell
Looky at bottom left!
oooo, what does it read?
Signiture please! Plz signi at the allocated signiture places, thank you. University level, yet cant we still cant spell signAture correctly.
God bless this APEX uni!
Signiture please! Plz signi at the allocated signiture places, thank you. University level, yet cant we still cant spell signAture correctly.
God bless this APEX uni!
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Api! Api!
If you were to ask yourself; what are you doing and where are you heading? What answer would u get?
Anyway, at 0030 hours this morning, the damn bell rang for the 1st time. API! API screamed some assholes when all i could think of was, there goes my game of dota. With fires raging about me, i coolly told the rest of the players that the game has to be paused. They agreed since some of them were living in my block too.
API ! API ! LARI! Screamed more assholes. If only they just die in the raging fire?
If only....... the damn fire was real!!!!
Damn it, 0030 midnite and they're holding a damn fire drill. Everyone was s'pose to get their ass off their beds or chairs and walk to a field nearby to wait for the block to burn down instead of trying to extinguish the fire. But then again, we are all malaysians arent we? Looking, for us is as though we're involved!
Whole event took a total of an hour. Luckily there werent any shit ass long ceramah/taklimat/speeches like those in vi, under the blistering hot sun on the field. Altho, that gaylord head did spoke for awhile.
Fire drill... an unwanted necessity it seems. CUT THE BULLSHIT MAN. When a fire breaks out, all that's gonna run thru every1's mind is : SAVE YOUR BELONGINGS and.... RUN like a bitch!
Anyway, at 0030 hours this morning, the damn bell rang for the 1st time. API! API screamed some assholes when all i could think of was, there goes my game of dota. With fires raging about me, i coolly told the rest of the players that the game has to be paused. They agreed since some of them were living in my block too.
API ! API ! LARI! Screamed more assholes. If only they just die in the raging fire?
If only....... the damn fire was real!!!!
Damn it, 0030 midnite and they're holding a damn fire drill. Everyone was s'pose to get their ass off their beds or chairs and walk to a field nearby to wait for the block to burn down instead of trying to extinguish the fire. But then again, we are all malaysians arent we? Looking, for us is as though we're involved!
Whole event took a total of an hour. Luckily there werent any shit ass long ceramah/taklimat/speeches like those in vi, under the blistering hot sun on the field. Altho, that gaylord head did spoke for awhile.
Fire drill... an unwanted necessity it seems. CUT THE BULLSHIT MAN. When a fire breaks out, all that's gonna run thru every1's mind is : SAVE YOUR BELONGINGS and.... RUN like a bitch!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Wire... what wire?
Wireless baby!
say with me
W
I
R
E
L
E
S
S
Took them long enough! but yea,
WIRELESS BABY!!!!!! Woots!
say with me
W
I
R
E
L
E
S
S
Took them long enough! but yea,
WIRELESS BABY!!!!!! Woots!
Sunday, October 12, 2008
HELP NEEDED!
Tell-tale signs that my england is deteriorating:
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:28 PM):
tell jia hui
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:28 PM):
we go pekaka eat after we play <--- ngor dei hei pekaka sik
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:28 PM):
XD
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:29 PM):
fucker my english is deteriorating
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:29 PM):
we go eat in pekaka after we play
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:29 PM):
:D
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:29 PM):
we go eat in pekaka after we finish playing football
Took me 3 tries to finally get it right. God help me!
SHOWCASE 2:
C-L-E-M-E-N-T says (5:32 PM):
wat time meet
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
6
C-L-E-M-E-N-T says (5:32 PM):
kok huat playing
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
at there <----- in cantonese it's: "hai gor dou"
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
WHAT
THE FUCK MY ENGLAND
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
on the field
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
at there tim \(
I am looking for an english teacher! In need of english classes... pronto!
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOWCASE 1:ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:28 PM):
tell jia hui
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:28 PM):
we go pekaka eat after we play <--- ngor dei hei pekaka sik
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:28 PM):
XD
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:29 PM):
fucker my english is deteriorating
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:29 PM):
we go eat in pekaka after we play
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:29 PM):
:D
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:29 PM):
we go eat in pekaka after we finish playing football
Took me 3 tries to finally get it right. God help me!
SHOWCASE 2:
C-L-E-M-E-N-T says (5:32 PM):
wat time meet
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
6
C-L-E-M-E-N-T says (5:32 PM):
kok huat playing
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
at there <----- in cantonese it's: "hai gor dou"
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
WHAT
THE FUCK MY ENGLAND
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
on the field
ØUîçKŠÏLVÆ® says (5:32 PM):
at there tim \(
I am looking for an english teacher! In need of english classes... pronto!
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Mr. Kiasu
If i cant get food at 7.30pm which is my normal dinner time then how early am i expected to eat?
Life nowadays is getting tougher and tougher. It's getting to a point where u hv to fight for ur food or u can just hv ur dinner at 5 or 6 which i think ppl do in some rural areas but damnit i aint no kampung boy!
Some of the cafe operators are STILL having their raya break! Boy, they sure arent business minded. Or maybe fasting for a month has taken a toll in them and since they dont hv to fast anymore, LET THE FEAST BEGIN! B!tch, u guys feast every morning and every nite when all i had in the morning was some fried mee that u get bored by looking and some soup with chicken and PLAIN WHITE RICE!
Life nowadays is getting tougher and tougher. It's getting to a point where u hv to fight for ur food or u can just hv ur dinner at 5 or 6 which i think ppl do in some rural areas but damnit i aint no kampung boy!
Some of the cafe operators are STILL having their raya break! Boy, they sure arent business minded. Or maybe fasting for a month has taken a toll in them and since they dont hv to fast anymore, LET THE FEAST BEGIN! B!tch, u guys feast every morning and every nite when all i had in the morning was some fried mee that u get bored by looking and some soup with chicken and PLAIN WHITE RICE!
I need more food! Gimme gimme more, gimme.. gimme more!
I think i'll hv to start being kiasu like those eff-ing singaporeans. My dinner's gonna be at 6.30 till the other cafe operators start running their business instead of treating it as hobby. I know u ppl plant padi and harvest ur own rice but hv u ever heard of ppl complaining bout hving too much money?
I'm a growing man. =)
Monday, October 06, 2008
LOCAL ONLY
I figured i'll give them a month to finish setting up and stabilizing the WIFI for usage. So i brought my laptop over to the ICT centre to get the connection set up.
15 mins to walk there but at least the job was done. I got my username and password and am ready to feel the joy of being cable-less. Then there was that 15 mins walk back which rained on my joy and to make my day brighter it was raining lightly too.
So once i got back to my room, excitedly entering the username and password and waited patiently and waited patiently and waited patiently to get connected.
and finally....
I GOT CONNECTED!!!!
but...
LOCAL ONLY.
Bravo!!
15 mins to walk there but at least the job was done. I got my username and password and am ready to feel the joy of being cable-less. Then there was that 15 mins walk back which rained on my joy and to make my day brighter it was raining lightly too.
So once i got back to my room, excitedly entering the username and password and waited patiently and waited patiently and waited patiently to get connected.
and finally....
I GOT CONNECTED!!!!
but...
LOCAL ONLY.
Bravo!!
Sunday, October 05, 2008
burning me from within
I never knew i could cause myself so much pain. It was a combined feeling of burning and as if my hand broke my fall while i was doing RA. It hurt so bad i bet some tears started rolling, i kept jumping around in my shower - which isnt big by the way- and going ow... ow... ow.. as if it would ease the pain.
The pain lasted for about 10-15 secs but boy did it burn for eternity. The lower right of my left palm was numb right after and i could barely use it. The burn feeling was excruciating akin to being burned alive. Only difference was that it was burning from WITHIN!
This vein located at my elbow right between any ligaments or tendons is kinda of big. Well, the vein's big if i can feel it with ease. Since my bathroom is so damn cramped, i knocked my elbow against the edge of the wall while i was soaping my arm pit.
Point of impact : Directly on the eff-ing vein!
That pain was one i never felt before and it's too painful for me to want to try it again. Im wearing an elbow guard wherever i go!! Bitch of a vein! U die now!
The pain lasted for about 10-15 secs but boy did it burn for eternity. The lower right of my left palm was numb right after and i could barely use it. The burn feeling was excruciating akin to being burned alive. Only difference was that it was burning from WITHIN!
This vein located at my elbow right between any ligaments or tendons is kinda of big. Well, the vein's big if i can feel it with ease. Since my bathroom is so damn cramped, i knocked my elbow against the edge of the wall while i was soaping my arm pit.
Point of impact : Directly on the eff-ing vein!
That pain was one i never felt before and it's too painful for me to want to try it again. Im wearing an elbow guard wherever i go!! Bitch of a vein! U die now!
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)